September 26, 2004
LATE B-DAY PRESENTS
To me, from
Physics Geek.
Fergie 2 is my favorite, just because she has that "... and now for the riding crop" look on her face.
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HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS AN AMERICAN?
In the left sidebar, you'll notice a logo that I
stole from someone who stole it from
Homer Simpson's T-shirt. It's supposed to symbolize the tyranny of American imperialism.
I like it because it sends an honest message to our erstwhile "allies" France, Germany, and the rest of the jelly-backboned UN thugocrats.
You might not like America's foreign policy, but their ain't much you nancy-boys can do about it, is there?
In your face, Dominique.
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NO APOLOGY
So I heard that some folks in Arkansas got something in the mail from the RNC claiming that liberals want to ban the Bible.
Um. Ok.
Here's an actual picture of what the controversy is about:
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In my travels about the blogosphere, I was surprised to see that several right-wing bloggers seemed upset about this, and suggested that the RNC should apologize.
These people have taken leave of their senses.
Let's put this in context: It's a direct mail advertisement. In order to be effective, the cover of ANY mass mailing MUST do something to encourage the recipient to open it up. If it ends up in the trash without being read, it's a waste of money. A good technique is making an exaggerated - but technically true - statement that will be further explained on the inside of the mailer.
It's no different than cover story pull-quotes on magazines, like, say, Time, Newsweek, Cosmo, or the National Enquirer. It's not a summary judgment handed down by the Supreme Court, it's a verbal tease to make you read the whole thing.
It's disingenuous to say that the RNC is implying that the Bible will be banned based on that image. You might as well say that they imply that Arkansas is going to pass a law allowing men to hold hands, because that's the literal interpretation of the other picture.
The picture on the right is a SYMBOL representing legalized gay marriage. The picture on the left is a SYMBOL representing the removal of the words "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance. Both of these SYMBOLS are explained on the back of the mailer. There's no possiblity of confusion here that isn't willful. You might as well claim that Zell Miller meant his "spitball" metaphor literally, too.
By the way, here are some things NOT to compare this to:
1) A Bush=Hitler sign at a protest, which does not include notes explaining the specific similarities
2) Forged memos broadcast by CBS which were presented as being literally true.
3) Bullshit e-mails that claim Bush is going to re-instate the draft, when they offer no evidence to support their claims and omit the fact that the ONLY existing bill to re-instate the draft is sponsored SOLELY by Democrats
The RNC has NOTHING to apologize for with this mailer, and I, for one, am NOT going to run for cover on this issue. The "outraged" leftists can shove it as far as I'm concerned. Especially those f***s at NPR who, last Friday, compared this targeted mailing of a bit of flashy advertising to Dan Rather's deliberate attempt to pass off forged documents as verbatim truth on national television.
I'm more than a little disappoointed in the Conservatives who are going weak-kneed on this subject. People who I THOUGHT had spines of steel are caving to leftist PC thuggery for reasons I cannot begin to fathom.
Oh, and for the record, I'm agnostic on both the gay marriage and "under God" issues. I'm defending this because I simply don't see the need to apologize for a successful direct mail campaign.
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The tendancy to go around looking down one's nose as people is not confined to the Left. Damned shame, it's no more pleasant to see on the Right.
Posted by: Peter at September 26, 2004 11:15 PM (Pbs6a)
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Peter - I'm confused... are you criticizing me, the offended Republicans, the whiny democrats, the flier, or the RNC?
Posted by: Harvey at September 27, 2004 06:18 PM (ubhj8)
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AND THE WINNER IS
Polling for
the new blogchild is closed, and the winner is:
(see extended entry)
more...
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Congratulations, Jeff!
I'm off to sulk now . . .
Posted by: Anita Pomerantz at September 27, 2004 06:08 AM (Iadgk)
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I'm going to sue on behalf of the inanimate carbon rod. There were other types of rods (steel, iron, aluminum) that were disenfranchised and not allowed to vote. In fact, I have eyewitness accounts of agents of Jeff turning away two specific wooden dowels, and I'm sure there have been many, many more. Other inanimate rods were unable to move (being inanimate), and were therefore illegally prevented from voting. The final results of this election can only be settled by the courts!
Posted by: Ogre at September 27, 2004 06:39 AM (/k+l4)
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Uhmmmm... I'm suddenly reminded of the famous warning, "Be careful what you wish for..."
Anita: Since I got adopted, that means any long-lost bio relatives would sorta be a member, too... Would you settle for the consolation prize title of "the orphan kid's brother-in-law's second cousin"?
Ogre: The two wooden dowels you mentioned were convicted felons (they were convicted of serial bath towel hangings). In their state of residence, they lose their right to vote for ten years, barring a gubenatorial pardon.
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 27, 2004 08:06 AM (Yukjz)
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Hey, Jeff - - I'll settle for anything (especially if there might be a link involved!).
Hugs and Kisses from your long lost cousin,
Anita
Posted by: Anita Pomerantz at September 27, 2004 09:14 AM (Iadgk)
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Anita I'm linking you still!
Posted by: Boudicca at September 27, 2004 02:12 PM (OfXwr)
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Thank you Boudicca!!! That's a very nice consolation prize
Posted by: Anita Pomerantz at September 27, 2004 02:50 PM (Iadgk)
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Ogre - go ahead and stick up for other inanimate cylindrical objects if you want, but if they never did guest shots on the Simpsons, then they're off my radar :-P
Posted by: Harvey at September 27, 2004 06:17 PM (ubhj8)
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I cannot sit idly by while this election is stolen by Au Fait. The Inanimate Carbon rod is the rightful winner of the election and an army of lawyers will be decending on everyone involved in the election soon! I implore all members of the blog family to ignore Jeff and do not acknowledge him as a member of the family because he stole this election. I encourage all blog family members to link to and support the inanimate carbon rod as the true new family member, as the votes, when recounted the 234th time, will show.
(Ok, is the horse dead yet?)
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VIEWING PROBLEMS?
NOTE:
This post will stay at the top of the page until Sunday. Fresh content will continue to appear below from time to time, so scroll down to check.
If you're having trouble viewing this site, it's probably because of that poll on the right side.
Temporary solution: Look on the left sidebar where it says "change views" and click on the "View 800x600" button.
This puts both sidebars on the left side and should (I hope) solve the problem.
Other solutions include not using IE as your browser.
Final solution - highlight the text of the post, copy, and paste into a text editor. It should capture everything.
Any other helpful suggestions? That's what the comments are for. Speak up.
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WTF are you going to do if the inanimate carbon rod wins? Adopt Glenn Reynolds?
Posted by: Alex at September 23, 2004 02:15 PM (a1D32)
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Hmmm... does Al Gore have a blog? :-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 23, 2004 02:23 PM (ubhj8)
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Shut your fucking pie-hole!
How's that for a suggestion????
Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 23, 2004 07:39 PM (Ql9J6)
Posted by: Greywolf at September 23, 2004 08:05 PM (LsjiQ)
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Bartender - fan-fucking-tastic. That should fix everything.
Retarded assgremlin :-P
Posted by: Harvey at September 23, 2004 09:35 PM (ubhj8)
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Herbey... one of these days we gonna haf ta git toghether for several dozen brewskis and a jar of Absolute... not very many people understand my dry british wit... fuck em if they don't like it... Ima a doin it my fuckin way!!!!!
"Shpxurnq!!1!"
Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 23, 2004 10:39 PM (Ql9J6)
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Bartender - looks like you already cracked the seal on that jar :-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 23, 2004 11:03 PM (ubhj8)
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"Temporary solution: Look on the left sidebar where it says "change views" and click on the "View 800x600" button."
Long-term solution: go ahead and pick me, so you won't need the poll thingy anymore.
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 24, 2004 11:31 AM (Yukjz)
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Also: something is wrong with that poll software. I voted for me 328 times, and 327 of them never showed up.
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 24, 2004 11:39 AM (Yukjz)
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I agree [vote] with Jeff... screw your poll thingy...
Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 24, 2004 07:05 PM (Ql9J6)
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Jeff - pushy little bitch... not that there's anything wrong with that... :-P
Posted by: Harvey at September 24, 2004 10:23 PM (ubhj8)
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*prances about naked in
Herbey's Harvey's comments*
Ooops! Sorry. I didn't realise anyone else was here.
Posted by: goldie at September 26, 2004 02:19 AM (k4aS3)
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Hey Jeff,
When I got to your blog, all I am getting is a blank page . . .I used to see everything (and I must concede was enjoying it).
So now, I am losing to someone with a blank blog and almost losing to an inanimate carbon rod. It's a real ego booster.
Anita
Posted by: Anita Pomerantz at September 26, 2004 05:52 AM (Iadgk)
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Sorry Harv, I cast several voes for the carbon rod before i rememberd you had
Jake "the wonder lump"
Posted by: Blogless Brother at September 26, 2004 01:29 PM (6cyEp)
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Jeff, that's why you go thru the Bad Example family roll and click back - vote once and then go through the list. Hee Hee. It takes a bit of time, but hell - I got nothing else to do right now.
Posted by: Tammi at September 26, 2004 03:11 PM (N7vXv)
Posted by: Joshua at September 26, 2004 09:06 PM (ZOwDj)
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September 25, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Introduction)
If I gave you flowers as often as I thought of you, the world would be covered in roses.
(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)
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... If I were thinking of your mother, the world would be covered in thistles.
Posted by: Harvey at September 25, 2004 10:49 PM (ubhj8)
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hehehe.
That was a good one ...
and the one about the ma'in-law was funny too.
Posted by: Joshua at September 26, 2004 12:38 AM (ZOwDj)
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD RE-CHECK THAT MEMO
Potential blogson Jeff of Au Fait has posted
evidence that I don't actually exist. Amongst the incriminating factors is a picture comparing my monied visage to that of the Olsen twins, followed by a claim that there's no family resemblance.
Bah. The man is blind
The dark, sunken eyes, stringy hair, and gaunt, starved cheek-bones... I think the resemblance is quite striking.
But feel free to check it out for yourselves.
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We at the
Au fait news organization stand by our reporting. We will
not allow our sacred role as
propagan... er... news provider to the
dumbass Amurkin public be challenged by those silly pajama-clad, puppy pureeing,
model-airplane glue huffing bloggers.
THhhthththththhhhhthttththppppphhh!!!!
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 26, 2004 05:24 AM (Yukjz)
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LOL! I've changed my mind. Vote for Jeff!
Posted by: Sally at September 26, 2004 06:16 AM (a1D32)
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JUST PUT HIM OVER THERE NEXT TO THE UNICORN
Via
the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, I discovered something that I thought only existed in legend:
A sane Muslim.
"Islam is in need of true reform. Islam's need [for reform] – or, to be precise, our need for Islam's reform – is not less than the need for reform in the Arab political regimes… This is the need for people who are capable of fearlessly acknowledging that terrorism nests within us as Muslims and that we must exorcise it… Unfortunately, the meaning of delay is more death… The reform will take a long time and the price will be high, but it is the only path to our return to history as Muslims and not as terrorists…"
Maybe there's hope for the Middle East after all.
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Unfortunately I think the problem is this is a situation where only the choir hears the song. No one else wants to put this on the airwaves. I don't believe that this Professor is so unique; what makes him unique is he is heard. But who hears him? Do left-wing advocates hear him? Do those who pity the Palestinians hear him? For that matter does the average right-winger hear him or those who are like him? Their voices are silenced. Somehow his voice and other's like him have got to be heard on the air all over the world. Perhaps then a difference will be seen.
Posted by: Rachel Ann at September 26, 2004 01:50 AM (/gLIx)
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Rachel Ann - I agree with you, this guy needs more exposure.
I wish I could get him more, but this little blog is all I have. Hopefully it'll spread from here...
Posted by: Harvey at September 26, 2004 10:15 PM (ubhj8)
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GOOD ART *AND* CLASS
On
September 11th, I posted a picture that I downloaded from the
Quent Cordair Fine Art Gallery page. I was a little apprehensive about doing so, since I had a slight fear in the back of my mind that the gallery would contact me and ask me to remove it, being their copyrighted work and all.
So it was with some trepidation that I opened an e-mail that I got from Linda, who works for the Gallery.
Turns out I needn't have worried. It was a very nice letter thanking me for giving them exposure. She was even kind enough to compliment my blog.
Such a sweet talker :-)
With that in mind, I'll say a few more words about the Quent Cordair gallery.
I'm not a big fan of art... ok, that's not true. I'm not a fan of modern art. Having seen the work of the Renaissance masters, I have a certain expectation of quality that must be met before I'll call something "art", and little-to-nothing produced in the last 200 years or so seemed to qualify.
Until I found Quent Cordair's gallery.
Here you will see images that celebrate the triumph, glory, and beauty of the human form and spirit. Celebrations of light and life, hope and joy. Realistic and idealistic sculptures, portraits and paintings that will please your eye and lift your soul.
If you're feeling down and clutched by despair, a little browsing here will restore your sanity and happiness.
Step into the sunshine, and enjoy.
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TESTOSTERONE CHECK
Recently an old high school buddy of mine sent me this pic of a Hummer stretch limo:
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Funny thing is, I actually saw one of these when I was in Vegas a couple years ago. I was walking down the Strip with Beloved Wife, and paused to stare as this baby cruised past.
Coincidentally, another guy walking with HIS girl did exactly the same thing. We both expressed admiration for the awe-inspiring sight, while the women simply didn't understand the attraction. We agreed that it was probably a guy thing.
But come on... a stretch Hummer? Damn, ladies, how could you NOT be impressed?
I'm gonna get me one just to drive hippies crazy.
Or drive over them. Whichever.
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Posted by: Joshua at September 26, 2004 12:42 AM (ZOwDj)
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"I'm gonna get me one just to drive hippies crazy.
Or drive over them. Whichever."
Hmmmm... why does it have to be
or?
I'm picturing some kind of holding pen full of hippies (pig wire fencing should do nicely), and doing donuts around the pen for a few hours, stopping every few minutes to shout through a bull horn at them that you have just set a new record for burning a gallon of gas in under two seconds. [Add in other appropriate tortures/taunts etc. as desired, for as long as desired].
Then, in mid-donut, tap brakes lightly and swing wheel hard, forcing stretch Hummer into a 4-wheel side drift/stop with front of Hummer aimed directly at pen full of hippies shitting themselves (like you'd actually be able to smell the difference).
MMMMMmmmmmm... Heavy-duty 350 bow-tie engine... idling... MMMmmmmmmmMMM, waiting for you to romp hell on the gas pedal...
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 26, 2004 05:38 AM (Yukjz)
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Heh... I'm SO glad you're the new blogson. You're making me mighty proud :-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 26, 2004 10:18 PM (ubhj8)
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They have those down here. My son went to a birthday party in one. He was really excited because they got to eat pizza and drink coke in it. Heaven for a boy: eating pizza in a stretch hummer.
Posted by: Boudicca at September 27, 2004 10:12 AM (OfXwr)
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BTW, that was the ENTIRE birthday party. They driove around in a stretch hummer for an hour, eating pizza. The Mom spent the beginning of the party trying to keep the Dad's out. She need a 'NO Dads Allowed' sign.
Posted by: Boudicca at September 27, 2004 10:13 AM (OfXwr)
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CAN YOU MAKE IT LOOK *MORE* LIKE A JELLY BEAN?
Blogdaughter Machelle of Quality Weenie has a picture of
the new 2006 Impala.
*sigh*
I hate the CAFE standards. For the sake of gas mileage, EVERY car on the market looks boring, round, & bubbly.
It's all about aerodynamics nowadays, and these designs make me want to cry.
I miss chrome trim. I miss square headlights. I miss body-styling that included angles & corners & edges & sharp lines. If I wanted smooth, undifferentiated curves, I'd look at a tennis ball or a bowl full of marbles.
Doesn't anybody make gaudy, tasteless, impractical cars anymore?
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Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 26, 2004 09:56 AM (Ql9J6)
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The Chrysler 300
That is one god-awful, man loves it style, car.
Blech
Posted by: Machelle at September 27, 2004 07:24 AM (ZAyoW)
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That's probably why I like the PT Cruiser. It's a box on wheels. No bubble cars for me... at least not in my dreams. I'm over this whole big bubble mini van thing.
Posted by: Boudicca at September 27, 2004 10:14 AM (OfXwr)
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Just Googled the C300. The new ones remind me of the taxi from Who Framed Roger Rabbit - all bloated & cartoonish.
Up to 79 though, they were long-ass, gaudy, ugly things... which is what I'm lookin' for :-)
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September 24, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Never before have I awoken with a feeling like this. A feeling that lifts me up from out of the darkness and leads me into light. Never before have I believed in angels on Earth, or that a simple fairytale would become my very life. Never before have I trusted someone with my mind and my heart, or fallen asleep only so I could see another enchanting day with someone. Never before have I been so in love or so happy.
(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)
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Posted by: Harvey at September 24, 2004 10:11 PM (ubhj8)
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But I thought that Crack came as rocks?
Posted by: GEBIV at September 24, 2004 10:54 PM (BQDCT)
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GLENN'S SPAM
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A FILTHY LIE)
Why does the Alliance have microphones & cameras all over Evil Glenn's dark castle? So that when stuff like this happens, you can read the transcript:
[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]
Evil Glenn [opening door]: Yes?
Jimmy: Good afternoon, Mr. Reynolds, I'm Jimmy Jackboot from the FCC and I have a warrant for your arrest.
Evil Glenn: Not again. Look, I already told you people, that penguin was over 18, and it was consensual, so if you'll excuse me...
Jimmy: Huh? What are you talking about?
Evil Glenn: You're NOT from the zoo?
Jimmy: No, I said I was from the FCC. We have reason to believe you've been sending out mass-mailings of unsolicited commercial e-mail. I need you to come with me and answer a few questions.
Evil Glenn: She WAS 18, you know.
Jimmy: I know, I saw the disclaimer on the videotape. But that's REALLY not why I'm here. It's about that spam you've been sending.
Evil Glenn [waves fingers in front of Jimmy's face]: This isn't the spammer you're looking for.
Jimmy: Mr. Reynolds, your Jedi mind-control tricks have no effect on government employees.
Evil Glenn: DAMN! I forgot about the "minimum IQ" threshhold. Geez, I might just as well try to influence a brick wall or a Massachusetts Senator.
Jimmy: By all means, Mr. Reynolds, please continue resisting. It's been a while since I had the pleasure of beating the crap out of a contrary American subject.
Evil Glenn: Citizen.
Jimmy: Right. Citizen. I forgot that Kerry hasn't been elected and declared himself Emperor yet. Just wait 'till February! [shakes fist menacingly] Meanwhile, come with me. You have some explaining to do to the FBI.
Evil Glenn: I thought you said you were from the FCC?
Jimmy: I... uh.... well... you know how it is... 3 letter acronym... all those confusing letters... um... you shut up & stop resisting!
Evil Glenn: Wait... I know YOU! You're Dan Rather! You're just trying to get back at me for helping to expose your forged memos!
Dan: Crap!... I mean... uh... I don't know what you're talking about! I'm Johnny Jackstraw from the FTC! You're under arrest! You WILL respect my au-thor-i-tie!
Evil Glenn: I'm not going anywhere with you! Get lost you cheap, snivelling, Democratic Party lickspittle!
Dan: Reporter.
Evil Glenn: Look, if you're not gone in 10 seconds, I'll have my pajama-clad blogger-minions chew you up like pirahnas eating a cow.
Dan: NO! NOT THE BLOGGERS! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! [runs back to CBS news van covered with anti-Bush bumper stickers and leaves 200-yard skid-marks accelerating out of the driveway]
Evil Glenn [going back inside to his computer]: Now... where was I?... ah, yes...
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To: [All Bloggers in the Ecosystem]
Subject: U HAVE 2 C THIS!!!!!
Clik hear 4 the hotest pengwen-poking-Pr0n on the weBB!
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INSTAPUNDO DELENDA EST!
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September 23, 2004
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Introduction)
"If ever there was a man who felt he had found the secret to perfecting his life it is I... I have found it in you. You have unfolded like a beautiful butterfly, becoming more than I ever imagined... you are forever adding balance to my life and clearing my vision."
(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)
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... by which I mean "The beer goggles are off. I'm outta here."
Posted by: Harvey at September 23, 2004 10:19 PM (ubhj8)
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"No more looking through Stroh's-colored glasses."
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 24, 2004 07:25 PM (Yukjz)
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DOOM 3... SORTA
Blogging may be light for a while. I finally got everything together on the new system, and I'll be playing Doom 3.
The good news: I found a mod that lets me attach the flashlight to my weapons, so I don't have to choose between seeing and living.
The bad news: at random intervals, the game will completely freeze, necessitating a re-boot. I can usually get about 10-15 minutes in, so I can live with this until I can solve the problem. After some quick Googling, my current theory is that I need more on-board RAM.
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Damn, dumbass... you been fucking around with that box for weeks... puttin it together in the dark or something... FREAK!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 23, 2004 10:40 PM (Ql9J6)
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Vindicated! Stupid game designers... Such an obvious flaw it should have been picked up during the R&D stage IF the game design had been finished then...
Might not be your memory that's the problem - sometimes it is how some video cards handle T&L - make sure you have the latest drivers for your card from the manufacturer. What card is it?
Posted by: Alex at September 24, 2004 02:03 AM (a1D32)
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GEforce FX 5700LE w/256 on the card.
Hmmm... [Googles]
Guess my driver wasn't the latest version.
I'll have to poke at this.
Posted by: Harvey at September 24, 2004 06:17 PM (ubhj8)
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Definitely will need the latest driver. Best bet is to get it directly from nVidia.
Making the flashlight and weapons mutually exclusive was clearly a deliberate design decision. I would imagine it was to heighten the sense of apprehension in the game. Not only do you have to worry about some imp or other nasty jumping out at you but you have to worry about switching back to your weapon and then trying to shoot him before he gets you, sometimes with only your muzzle flash to provide light.
Not that I agree it was a good decision. I personally wouldn't have done it that way.
Posted by: RadarRider at September 24, 2004 06:48 PM (eKeht)
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Looks like the driver was the problem. I got in half an hour without crashes. Further testing is obviously in order :-)
RR - I'll agree that they did it on purpose, but, having played with my flashlight duct-taped to my weapon, I'll say that it's just as damn scary THAT way, too. Even when I can see what the hell I'm shooting at, it's still unnerving seeing that zombie lurching around in that tiny, wavering circle of light.
Believe me, I'm soaking up PLENTY of ambience :-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 24, 2004 10:16 PM (ubhj8)
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During the process of games designs the norm is that at various stages the game is sent to testers for pre-release feedback. Normally this is done every couple of weeks or so once the engine is up and running and the level designers are able to put together coherent sections (as is the case with Doom 3 they would have been waiting a long time as the game is not portal based but level based - textures and levels are loaded fully at the end of each section rather than on the fly).
However in some cases this is not done but rather the game is tested by the designers and level designers instead, or sometimes the programmers and inherent flaws creep in because the people who design the game are too close to their design to see what is potentially wrong (as it probably was in this case). I know for a fact that Activision have testers and Beta testers in house but not many people in the way of design or coding staff due to the fact they buy all their content and I would imagine that in the case of ID being such a huge name in the business they will have "special dispensation" from Activision.
None of this changes the fact that people like their games different to their friends and that whether it was intentional or not it should never have gotten past Alpha with this particular design aspect in it as it doesn't add to the ambience but rather irritates the player and detracts from the experience. This is a professional opinion and I have consulted other people who still work in the industry and they agree (as well as the technincal aspects of much hype but no substance).
Posted by: Alex at September 25, 2004 12:38 PM (a1D32)
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Alex - I have to agree. The "no light on the weapon" decision is second in stupidity only to the designers of Star Wars - Dark Forces deciding NOT to include a way to save games.
I say D3 is second, since at least there's a mod to fix that problem. Dark Forces... could've been a GREAT game, but the lack of a "save" feature made it merely good.
Posted by: Harvey at September 25, 2004 07:54 PM (ubhj8)
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CARNIVAL OF THE PAJAMAS #1 (UPDATED 9-23-04 11:15PM)
Two things to notice about that title:
First, the name - which came from a suggestion by Sissy of Sisu.
Second, the "#1" - I have no idea how long the pajama meme is going to last before everyone gets sick of it, but while it lasts, it's a good excuse for people to post pictures of scantily clad women, so it can hardly be considered a BAD thing. And for those who posted ACTUAL pictures of themselves - even if it's in their not-sexiest get-ups - well, it lets your readers get to know you a little better as a person.
And THAT'S a good thing, too.
By which I mean I'm going to be hosting a second Carnival of the Pajamas next week. Thursdays aren't always good for me, so the next deadline will be noon on Saturday, October 2nd, and I'll be posting it sometime that afternoon.
Meanwhile, on with the show:
Michele of Letters From New York City shows us costumes that fit her various moods: frisky, digital brown shirt, and M-I-C-K-E-YOWZA!
Susie of Practical Penumbra says nuthin' but nightie. Hmmm... I think she misspelled "naughty".
Tammi of Road Warrior Survival shows off her camisole & boxers combo. I'd do 15 rounds with her any time.
Brian of Musings from Brian J. Noggle taught Matt Drudge everything he knows about fashion. It's all about the headgear, baby.
Teresa of Technicalities prefers a casual, comfy, relaxed look. Although she claims that she looks nothing like that picture, I recognize that wicked, crafty smirk from every word she types.
Kat of The Middle Ground comes in three varities: pre-coffee (I think she forgot her panties on this one), a little too much coffee, and before-coffee-was-invented Funicello-retro.
Sissy of Sisu plays it two ways: first, she starts off with her charmeuse (whatever the hell that is), then she slips into this eye-popping little number so she can go all night long... with her blogging.
J&C of Enviropundit shows us pretty much every outfit she owns, in addition to the one she blogs in.
Sally of Whimsy Capricious apparently dropped her webcam before she snapped her blogging attire picture. I wonder if those are silk...
Machelle of Quality Weenie shows off two of her specialized uniforms: the extra-naughty comment-party outfit, and a set of Dan Rather sniper-jammies.
Margi of margilowry.com does her blogging in a T-shirt that - let's face it - we all either have, want, or at least quote on occasion.
Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice shows us a couple costumes that she wears when she's getting ready to kick someone's ass on her blog.
VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks... well, I'll let the picture do the speaking:
And no matter how tempted you are to try your cheesy pick-up lines on this hot little number, don't even bother, 'cuz she'll cut you down to size quicker than Lorena Bobbitt.
And finally, this is what *I* wear when I'm posting Graffiti Currency (and yes, those are MY furry size 12's poking out the bottom):
(click to enlarge)
That concludes this week's round-up. A big thanks to everyone who indulged this silly whim.
Now go check your closets and see what you can dig up for episode 2.
UPDATE 9-23-04 11:15 pm - Dana of Eat the Lettuce goes for the casual look. And if I had that baby's view, I'd have the same smile on my face.
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My comment could not be submitted due to questionable content (my email address???)
Posted by: Marty at September 23, 2004 10:07 PM (7Wbrn)
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You know what the ONLY thing I hate about WordPress? Pingbacks don't work for crap!
I adore those jammie pants, Harv. Nice! Thanks for the linkie love.
Smooches,
Margi
Posted by: Margi at September 23, 2004 10:23 PM (MAdsZ)
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Heh - love all the jammies, but I must say I think Brian's is really the coolest! Who else can beat Drudge at his own game *grin*
Now Harvey, if you had included a chest shot... you may have beat out Brian.
ROFL!!!
Posted by: Teresa at September 23, 2004 10:45 PM (nAfYo)
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I have some pics of one of my cocktail waitresses that made a "handmade bikini" out of currency for a contest I was running... I'll have to dig them up and send them to you... then, you'll owe me!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 23, 2004 10:53 PM (Ql9J6)
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Teresa - maybe I'm savin' somethin' for next week ;-)
Bartender - might as well post those - give me a reason to link yer dumb ass.
Posted by: Harvey at September 23, 2004 11:05 PM (ubhj8)
Posted by: Susie at September 24, 2004 08:15 AM (aGSjc)
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HAHA! Hobbit feet! *smooches*
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Posted by: Mimsical at September 24, 2004 10:26 AM (RXOcM)
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Don't forget to email InstaPundit a link. He's linked to weirder carnivals.
Posted by: Sissy Willis at September 24, 2004 02:19 PM (53FkQ)
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But Harv! I don't wear pajamas when I blog. I don't wear anything much at all!
Posted by: Beth Donovan at September 24, 2004 06:55 PM (10rgs)
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Size 12? You know what they say about men with big feet... ;-)
I agree with Teresa... full body shot.
Posted by: Boudicca at September 24, 2004 08:11 PM (OfXwr)
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Sissy - if Instapundit links it, I might get more participation and then I'd have to WORK :-P
Beth - "pajamas" is just a figure of speech. Any blogging attire (or lack thereof) is acceptable :-)
Bou - Yeah, I know what they say, and it's all true - at least as far as YOU know ;-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 24, 2004 10:20 PM (ubhj8)
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Good speaking, and now I know why is it happy.
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LAST CALL FOR THE FASHION SHOW
Just a
reminder:
Post a picture of yourself (or a professional model whose picture you copied off some web page - like I'd know the difference anyway) in your favorite blogging attire. Leave a permalink in the comments to this post, send a trackback, or e-mail the link directly to me at harvolson@charter.net.
If you have trouble hosting images, you can send me the picture, and I'll post it for you, along with your description.
If you don't have a blog, but you're feeling particularly creative, same as above.
Entries due by 9pm CDT Thursday, September 23rd, and I'll post the round-up Thursday night.
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LOVE the poll Harvey. However, now I can't see all of your lovely posts. I get cut off at about the "c" in trackback.
I don't know if it's me or what, but thought I'd let you know.
(sorry it's off topic. :0 blame on lack of coffee.
Posted by: Tammi at September 23, 2004 07:42 AM (UOdfZ)
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Me too... that is the cutting off business... had WAY too much coffee and chocolate this morning. ;-)
Posted by: vw bug at September 23, 2004 10:44 AM (hdca8)
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Cut off here too.
OK< I have a picture to send if I can't get my host thing working tonight. I'm hoping to do that this afternoon or early evening. Either way, I'm participating.
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Click
I can't post those other pics. I run a family blog. (Right.)
Posted by: Margi at September 23, 2004 04:27 PM (MAdsZ)
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Well, we took some last night of me at an odd sort of showcase where I read a couple of poems; a bathrobe features, among other things (though the Monster Slippers probably won't show up). We won't make your deadline, though. If Pierre gets them developed in the next couple of days I'll let you know.
Posted by: Linus at September 23, 2004 05:15 PM (Bf+TD)
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This is NOT work safe.
Ok, I hope you can get the
url from here.
I sent it earlier in an email to Harvey... just in case.
Posted by: vw bug at September 23, 2004 06:08 PM (hdca8)
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September 22, 2004
THE REAL REASONS WE'RE IN IRAQ
Gerard of American Digest has the most insightful non-Den Bestian essay I've ever seen on
the reasons for invading Iraq. Forget all the fun-sounding election-year pablum, these are the dry, gritty, militarily-sound reasons that club you upside the head with their unarguable pragmatism.
There's really no single money-quote to give you, so I'll just take the bullet points in an attempt to make you curious enough to click over and face the facts:
1) The conquest of Iraq could be easily achieved.
2) Iraq is the "high ground" of the middle-east.
3) Control of Iraq completes the encirclement of Iran.
4) Control of Iraq permits protection and control the Saudi oil fields without being "in" Saudi Arabia.
5) Control of Iraq is not about the oil, it's about the water.
These are explained in detail at the link.
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Posted by: Rey at September 22, 2004 11:57 PM (UY3qI)
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Crap!
I'm not sure if it's strictly a Firebird problem, but the URL doesn't always copy if the page hasn't finished loading.
Anyway, it's fixed.
Thanks for pointing that out.
Posted by: Harvey at September 23, 2004 12:10 AM (ubhj8)
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Haven't clicked the link yet, but you got my interest with those bullet points.
Any decent chess player could see the truth of those.
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 23, 2004 10:04 AM (Yukjz)
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JINGLE FOR THE EMPEROR
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler is one of my favorite blogs. It's been on my blogroll since I was just a Blogspotling.
Recently, Emperor Darth Misha I has run into a spot of financial trouble and has asked for assistance.
I'm not a rich man, but I figure that just because I can't do everything doesn't mean I shouldn't do something, especiallly since he's been very good to me over my blogging career.
The question I ask myself is this: If I were to meet Misha in person, would I buy him a beer?
The answer being a resounding "yes", I go now to do such a thing, in a virtual sort of way.
You may, if you're so inclined, buy the next round.
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What the fuck good is a phony beer... djickhead!!1!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 23, 2004 07:48 PM (Ql9J6)
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Phony beer = Ra
therbrau
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