September 25, 2004
TESTOSTERONE CHECK
Recently an old high school buddy of mine sent me this pic of a Hummer stretch limo:
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Funny thing is, I actually saw one of these when I was in Vegas a couple years ago. I was walking down the Strip with Beloved Wife, and paused to stare as this baby cruised past.
Coincidentally, another guy walking with HIS girl did exactly the same thing. We both expressed admiration for the awe-inspiring sight, while the women simply didn't understand the attraction. We agreed that it was probably a guy thing.
But come on... a stretch Hummer? Damn, ladies, how could you NOT be impressed?
I'm gonna get me one just to drive hippies crazy.
Or drive over them. Whichever.
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Posted by: Joshua at September 26, 2004 12:42 AM (ZOwDj)
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"I'm gonna get me one just to drive hippies crazy.
Or drive over them. Whichever."
Hmmmm... why does it have to be
or?
I'm picturing some kind of holding pen full of hippies (pig wire fencing should do nicely), and doing donuts around the pen for a few hours, stopping every few minutes to shout through a bull horn at them that you have just set a new record for burning a gallon of gas in under two seconds. [Add in other appropriate tortures/taunts etc. as desired, for as long as desired].
Then, in mid-donut, tap brakes lightly and swing wheel hard, forcing stretch Hummer into a 4-wheel side drift/stop with front of Hummer aimed directly at pen full of hippies shitting themselves (like you'd actually be able to smell the difference).
MMMMMmmmmmm... Heavy-duty 350 bow-tie engine... idling... MMMmmmmmmmMMM, waiting for you to romp hell on the gas pedal...
Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 26, 2004 05:38 AM (Yukjz)
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Heh... I'm SO glad you're the new blogson. You're making me mighty proud :-)
Posted by: Harvey at September 26, 2004 10:18 PM (ubhj8)
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They have those down here. My son went to a birthday party in one. He was really excited because they got to eat pizza and drink coke in it. Heaven for a boy: eating pizza in a stretch hummer.
Posted by: Boudicca at September 27, 2004 10:12 AM (OfXwr)
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BTW, that was the ENTIRE birthday party. They driove around in a stretch hummer for an hour, eating pizza. The Mom spent the beginning of the party trying to keep the Dad's out. She need a 'NO Dads Allowed' sign.
Posted by: Boudicca at September 27, 2004 10:13 AM (OfXwr)
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