November 30, 2006

NOW *THIS* IS CAT BLOGGING

Not here...

There.

Somewhere around 1000 pictures. This ain't your daddy's "cat with a lime-rind football helmet" page (although that one's in there, too).

I found most of the captions highly amusing. Somehow, L33t speak just seems right for cats.

Anyway, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go see why my computer's been acting up lately.

cat stealing drive.jpg

[via Lynn of A Sweet, Familiar Dissonance]

By the way, if you see that bastard whose been stealing my internets, let me know.

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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at!

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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TODAY'S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

(Introduction)

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[(rubber stamp - {picture of eagle} WHERESGEORGE.COM)]

After being rebuffed by their first choice of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Alfred Hitchcock Productions settled for teaming up with the popular currency-tracking website to promote the re-release of their 1963 hit movie.

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TODAY'S SIMPSON TRIVIA

(Introduction)


1) (T/F) Future presidents Kennedy and Nixon are seen promoting Duff Beer in the early 1960's

2) Who wrote the book, "The Truth About Whacking Day"?

3) (T/F) Homer's quote in his senior-year high school year book was, "That's-a spicy meat-a ball"

4) Who was Marge and Homer's high school principal?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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November 29, 2006

TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

[new note - not previously posted]

Every moment spent with you is every one of my dreams coming true.

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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TODAY'S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

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[Doritos]

At least Dan Quayle spelled this one right.

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TODAY'S SIMPSON TRIVIA

(Introduction)


1) In a "Treehouse of Horror" episode, who gets turned into a fly?

2) Who is the son of carny Cooter?

3) What is the name of Snake's car?

4) How do you spell Apu's last name?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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November 28, 2006

HOW TO GET YOUR KID'S LETTER FROM SANTA ANSWERED

From the USPS web site:


There are simple steps for families to follow if they are interested in having a "response" from Santa postmarked from the North Pole.

Parents, families or friends helping a child write a letter to Santa should mention some of the child's requests and information in the letter from Santa. Adding a line or two about the child's accomplishments or successes this year is encouraged.

Once the response is written, place the letter in a stamped envelope addressed to the child. "North Pole, AK" should be the return address. Then place the envelope into a larger, properly stamped, First-Class Mail or Priority Mail envelope and mail to:

North Pole Christmas Cancellation
Postmaster
5400 Mail Trail
Fairbanks, AK 99709-9998

North Pole postmark requests must arrive in Fairbanks, AK, before Dec. 15. Parents should send letters by Priority Mail after that date.


Feel free to copy and re-distribute this post to help spread the word to those who might be interested.

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WHY YES, IT *IS* THE MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER MADE

The Princess Bride, that is.

How quotable is it?

Quotable enough to cite in a motion to dismiss in a case about whether having sex with a dead deer is a crime in Wisconsin.

[Hat tip to reader Mike the EE of the not-recently-updated Magical Smoke]

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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

I never understood it when people said "Love is all you need." This is probably because they didn't say "The love of a beautiful, passionate, compassionate, skillful, intelligent, loving, and all-around perfect woman is all you need."

[to which I added]

...YOUR love is all I need :-)

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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TODAY'S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

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[Congratulations Gary! April 26, 1992 Elkhart Lake [Road] America]

Obviously it wasn't the prize money that made people want to race on the Road America track as it was the chance to be able to say, "I own the fastest tricycle in Wisconsin!"

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TODAY'S SIMPSON TRIVIA

(Introduction)


1) (T/F) Whip'N'Pup is the name of the Simpson's dog

2) When Homer and Snake are fighting all over Snake's moving car, what does the car eventually run into?

3) In Vietnam, Seymour Skinner got a metal plate put where?

4) Who are the barflies usually seen in Moe's Tavern with Barney?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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November 27, 2006

THIS JUST NEEDED MENTIONING

While blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World was forcing me to eat turkey & pie against my will on Sunday, blogson That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom called.

Apparently he was meeting up with bloggranddaughter Sticks of From Chaos to Serendipity.

At a Cracker Barrel off some interstate in Florida somewhere. The man just oozes class, I tell ya.

I got to chat briefly with Sticks, and she declared with some certainty that T1G does NOT have an accent.

Which ought to settle THAT argument once and for all.

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OUT OF THE CLOSET AT LAST

Og of Neaderpundit now openly embraces his inner environmentalist.

*guards nads*

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I'M GOING TO HUG HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND CALL HIM GEORGE

So I'm hanging out in the garage Sunday night, relaxing with a cigar. The dogs are out in the back yard, sniffing each other's butts (or whatever they do to amuse themselves), and I hear a moderately audible "ka-chang" sound.

I peek out the back door of the garage to see both Jake and Bandit dashing madly to the right.

"Hmmm... must be a pedestrian walking by with a dog".

*ka-chang*

Dogs dash madly to the left.

"A confused jogger?"

*ka-chang*

Dogs to the right, and I see that they're chasing after a rabbit.

"Ah... well, he'll find a hole under the chain-link fence and be off to freedom."

*ka-chang*

Dogs to the left.

"Ah... apparently this rabbit is particularly stupid, and keeps bouncing off the chain-link fence... Still, as long as he doesn't run behind the shed so that the dogs get on either side of him..."

*ka-chang*

Dogs to the right... on either side of the shed... behind which the rabbit has run.

*Grrrr!*

*squeak!*

*sque-!*

"Ah... the hand of Darwin... or in this case, the paw..."

Jake wanders from behind the shed, rabbit in mouth. Bandit bounces around excitedly, knowing that SOMETHING fun just happened but not really sure what (she's a Border Collie - she just likes herding animals).

Jake plops down by the garage door, oblivious to the rain. He likes to catch & kill critters, but he's not much for eating them. As far as he's concerned, that rabbit is just another fuzzy chew toy - albeit with a broken squeaker.

And like a fuzzy chew toy, it's for just holding in your mouth... until someone offers you a tasty pig's ear in trade.

Good boy, Jake.

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PMS SURVIVAL TIPS

They forgot to mention "posting love notes on your blog".

By the way, Quality Weenie's blog has been 'Necked due to a poor choice in college sports investment, so don't be too shocked by what you find when you look around over there.

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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE

(Introduction)

Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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TODAY'S GRAFFITI CURRENCY

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[(rubber stamp: GUN OWNER$)]

Charleton Heston:

Legendary Actor - Gun Owner - Lousy Tipper.

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TODAY'S SIMPSON TRIVIA

(Introduction)


1) (T/F) Sideshow Mel is Sideshow Bob's brother?

2) Sideshow Bob's brother threatens to blow up what?

3) What is the name of the catalog from the Springfield sperm bank?

4) In "Brother From Another Series", what's the name of Cousin Merle's smell-hound?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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November 26, 2006

TRYING TO PICK FIGHTS

Bloggranddaughter Sarah the Penguin of Because We Have Thumbs wants to engage in bitter, cantankerous repartee in her comments.

At her OTHER blog: Use A Pencil

First up - "Is it OK to shoot cops and grandmothers, or is it just fun?"

That's a paraphrase, but feel free to go bicker.

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