September 25, 2004

MAYBE YOU SHOULD RE-CHECK THAT MEMO

Potential blogson Jeff of Au Fait has posted evidence that I don't actually exist. Amongst the incriminating factors is a picture comparing my monied visage to that of the Olsen twins, followed by a claim that there's no family resemblance.

Bah. The man is blind

The dark, sunken eyes, stringy hair, and gaunt, starved cheek-bones... I think the resemblance is quite striking.

But feel free to check it out for yourselves.

Posted by: Harvey at 10:39 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 We at the Au fait news organization stand by our reporting. We will not allow our sacred role as propagan... er... news provider to the dumbass Amurkin public be challenged by those silly pajama-clad, puppy pureeing, model-airplane glue huffing bloggers. THhhthththththhhhhthttththppppphhh!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Brazill at September 26, 2004 05:24 AM (Yukjz)

2 LOL! I've changed my mind. Vote for Jeff!

Posted by: Sally at September 26, 2004 06:16 AM (a1D32)

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