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There is no better sound than that of your footsteps coming towards me, and no better feeling than that of taking you in my arms when you arrive.

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There's nothing worse than wanting something you can't have. But since all I want is you, my life has never been better.

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No matter how crowded the room, all I can see is you.

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If the eyes are the windows to the soul, you have the prettiest windows I've ever seen.

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Every day we make new and precious memories that I keep, cherished, in the treasure chest of my heart.

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Come lay next to me at the end of the day, and I will murmur words of love to bring you the sweetest sleep.

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I didn't fall for you. You have to rise to meet an angel.

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This is not a love note. I'm just noting that I love you.

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If I am here and you are there, then one of us is in the wrong place - a situation that should be remedied immediately.

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Don't bother asking if I think another woman looks prettier than you. I can't imagine that it'd be worth it to tear my eyes away from you just to find out that the answer is, as always, "no".

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I have no political ambitions, and I never wanted to be President. Unless it's of your fan club. In which case, I accept the nomination.

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What you bring to this relationship is charm, dignity, and a sense of outgoing cheerfulness that I could never create on my own. You are the life of my party.

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If anyone ever tells me you're not the sweetest, most adorable woman in the world, I just ignore them. So far, I've never had to ignore anybody.

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Again and again throughout the day, I'm struck with awe at my good fortune in having your love.

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If you see me smiling in my sleep, it's because I'm dreaming of you.

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Gonna spend the next week or so drunk & naked on a beach in the Caribbean.

Love Notes will be posted retroactively upon my return.

Meanwhile, please amuse yourselves by leaving your favorite movie quote in the comments.

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1 "oh, we're going to talk about me are we? . . . Hahahaha . . .!"

Posted by: oddybobo at December 17, 2007 08:59 AM (mZfwW)

2 "Oh yeah? Well it gets worse... Our parakeet Petey? He's dead! His head fell off!" Heheheheheee... I hope you two have a fabulous time! : )

Posted by: Richmond at December 17, 2007 01:48 PM (DUjOL)

3 "What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cindafuckin'rella"

Posted by: Tammi at December 18, 2007 11:58 AM (8PkpM)

4 "No matter where you go, there you are." Buckaroo Banzai

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 19, 2007 02:42 AM (IYOWS)

5 "We're going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fuckin' Kay"! --National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Posted by: Hapkido at December 19, 2007 11:33 AM (+cC9w)

6 Oh crap. Like I needed THAT mental image.

Posted by: Ogre at December 19, 2007 02:04 PM (oifEm)

7 "You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..." And should you not know from which movie that line originated, you need to go finish your milk and go to sleep...it's past your bedtime.

Posted by: Mrs. Who at December 19, 2007 05:26 PM (JSgDx)

8 "Soylent green is PEOPLE..." Couldn't resist. Hope you're enjoying your nekkid escapades =)

Posted by: Virtue at December 19, 2007 09:13 PM (6/buS)

9 "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it." One of the best weeks of my life was spent at Hedonism 3.

Posted by: kd at December 19, 2007 11:51 PM (sQig9)

10 "We'll take the niggers & the chinks, but we don't want the Irish." Best. Line. Ever.

Posted by: AlanABQ at December 21, 2007 11:59 PM (GfnR7)

11 "How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"

Posted by: Barmy Mama at December 22, 2007 07:51 PM (VuiPf)

12 "We're gonna need a bigger boat." (From "Jaws"... in the scene when Harvey showed up in a Speedo.)

Posted by: Roses at December 23, 2007 08:59 PM (bsZNK)

13 From Blade Runner - Roy Batty: I've done questionable things. ... Nothing the god of bio-mechanics wouldn't let you in heaven for.

Posted by: RedNeck at December 24, 2007 09:41 AM (zVAJL)

14 "They're all so beautiful? Why don't I have three heads?" Happy Boxing day.

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at December 26, 2007 02:31 PM (+MvHD)

15 Well waddayakno? It posted anyway. Go me for double posting. And happy new year.

Posted by: Barmy Mama at December 28, 2007 01:29 PM (VuiPf)

16 "Whip out that little weiner and let me suck it!"

Posted by: Joey at December 29, 2007 01:13 AM (mxIXU)

17 DUDE you forgot to lock the back door, Shelley and Albina the butt spam twins got In your house "his first question was what does the red button do?" KA-BOOOMMM

Posted by: blogless brother at January 01, 2008 12:51 AM (7CObr)

18 HhhiaWatha!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at January 02, 2008 06:22 PM (TvGdf)

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I feel like I've known you all my life. Probably because what I had before I met you wasn't really "living".

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I imagine this would be a fairly normal occurance.

Which is why I don't have kids.

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If the purpose of a birthday is to celebrate your birth, then - to me - EVERY day is your birthday.

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I've made many mistakes in my life, but I can say without hesitation that loving you is NOT one of them.

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