June 30, 2007
My opinion?
I don't have anything against kids playing dress up.
But I do find it slightly disturbing when parents use their kids as props for a piece of political performance art.
There's a difference between playing with your kids and toying with them.
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Washington (AP) - After John Edwards successfully transformed Ann Coulter's desire to see him killed by terrorists into a fund-raising bonanza, other Democratic candidates have begun vying for a spot on the conservative columnist's hit list.
"I don't understand why Ann hasn't taken a shot at me, yet," said former New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson, "I'm Hispanic for cryin' out loud! Everyone hates Mexicans right now! I'm such an easy target - Fish. Barrel. Bang!"
"So far, "Richardson continued, "I've gotten Carlos Mencia to call me a 'stupid beaner', but that's not exactly paying the bills. If I could only push Ann into calling me a 'dirty spic' or something, I might actually be a viable candidate."
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Ohio Representative Dennis Kucinich was equally frustrated, though less hopeful of receiving a caustic Coulter quote.
"I'm really upset about this," said Kucinich, "This is exactly the sort of inflammatory ad hominem attack that my Fairness Doctrine bill is designed to address. If this became law, then right-wing attack dogs like Ms. Coulter would be required to cast her bilious - yet lucrative - aspersions on all candidates equally."
"Sadly, though," lamented Kucinich, "I don't hold out much hope for a dose of her venom. I mean, how do you insult a straight, white guy? Maybe if I'm lucky, she'll call me 'an elf in a bad toupee".
Illinois Senator Barack Obama, however, was quite optimistic about his chances of laughing all the way to the bank courtesy of one of Coulter's uncomfortable-silence inducing "jokes".
"Honestly," said Obama, "how long do you think it'll be before that Nazi ankle-biter drops an n-bomb on me? KA-CHING!"
"But even if she doesn't go that far, I'm fairly confident I'll score at least a 'spear chucker' or 'jungle bunny' before the year is out. That woman's never been one to shy away from calling a spade a spade, if you know what I mean," chuckled Obama.
Frontrunner Hillary Clinton was abrupt and dismissive on matters Coulter.
"With the combined revenue from my books, Bill's books, and the occasional cattle futures investment, I really don't need her help," Clinton said.
"Besides," she added, "if I wanted to hear from a blond bitch, I'd just talk to the mirror."
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In loving you, I find that I don't need to strike a balance between what I want and what I need, since you provide both in such delightfully overwhelming measure.
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[new bill - not previously posted]
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[Good Luck Bobbi (also large tear across top)]
Since she tried to open it up to see if there was money inside, I'm guessing Bobbi was a blond.
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07:39 AM
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Here's how it goes.
The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.
The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.
I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.
Good luck.
1) It's safer when you put your fingers inside of me
(see extended entry for more clues)
more...
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June 29, 2007
Which usually means a comment party.
However, he's left strict instructions that no comment parties take place in his absence.
Which is only right.
I mean, a comment party at Ogre's place would just degenerate into a bunch of bizarre llama references and Monty Python quotes and Reddi-Wip covered naked people diving into vats of pudding, and that's just WRONG.
So I'm not even going to give to link to the vulnerable top post.
I'm not going to do it.
No sir.
Not at all.
I'm not goin...
I'm not...
I...
I...
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*hangs head in shame*
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Isn't it about time they invented a computer that you can turn on and start using immediately instead of having to wait several minutes while everything loads? I don't know much about the inner workings of computers but why can't they do that?
CAN there be such a thing as "instant start"?
I mean, is it theoretically possible to have a computer that doesn't waste time showing you system data & whatnot?
My desktop is running at 2 gig, but it still takes as long to boot up as my first 12 MHz system.
WTF?
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Some housekeeping first.
It's been brought to my attention that there are "lolterrorists" pictures on the web that pre-date my first "lolterizt" post. I was not previously aware of these. If I had been, I would've given them links to credit them with being an inspiration. Nevertheless, I think the creators deserve a little applause for discovering a great idea on their own.
As for the ones *I* post, it'd be nice if you gave IMAO [or Bad Example, if that's where you're reading this] a little hat tip, but I'm not going to go all Disney-copyright-lawyer on your ass if you don't.
I like ego-stroking as much as the next blogger, but it's FAR more important to me to see murdering bastard terrorists being mocked, demeaned, and belittled as often as possible than it is to get credit for a particular picture.
So pass 'em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don't be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
Anyway, my current plan is to just post a small cluster every few days until I run out of pictures and get sick of Googling for new images. Not sure how long that'll be.
Meanwhile, here's the next round:
Oh, and that first one is a real pic of Crazy Rosie's kid. I only added the words [hat tip to Laura of Conservative, Dreadlocked, Bitch].
NOTE: If you have enough tech savvy to make lolterizt pics, but not enough to post them at your own site, you can send them to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and - if they aren't obscene ([IMAO] is a PG-13 site) and don't suck too terribly bad - I'll post them for you. Remember to include your name so I know who to thank.
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06:24 AM
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"Elizabeth Edwards: 'Comfortable' with gay marriage"
Think she's referring to her marriage with John?
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06:06 AM
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Our love is not merely a connection, it is a fusion at the atomic level. The same power that sustains the sun itself, and its results are equally as warming and life-giving.
(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)
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06:04 AM
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[new bill - not previously posted]
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[(rubber stamp: Track This Bill, www.wheresgeorge.com, also map showing Ames Iowa)]
This must be that "middle of nowhere" people keep talking about.
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Here's how it goes.
The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.
The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.
I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.
Good luck.
1) You stuff your dirty thing inside me
(see extended entry for more clues)
more...
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June 28, 2007
Stealing jobs - It's often said that liberals are just "doing the jobs conservative radio talk show hosts won't do". At first glance, this seems true, since most liberal talk shows suck and end up at the bottom of the ratings heap.
Conservatives wouldn't want to do that, right?
But the thing is, most of these are low-skill, entry-level positions and would be filled by people just entering the work force. Unlike liberals, conservatives would eventually get better and move up, making room for the next generation.
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Crime - Some people claim that "liberals are people, too". Interesting theory, but studies have shown that whenever liberals get illegally involved in talk radio, the crime rate skyrockets. Writing bad checks, stealing from children's charities, strangling kittens... the list of their heinous misdeeds goes on and on.
Welfare abuse - Let's lay to rest the myth of "the hard-working liberal". Most liberals who come to our airwaves illegally waste no time getting on the public dole where they are content to receive fat checks from NPR which they squander on crack, tofu, and hemp-based clothing items.
Disgraceful!
These criminals are aided and abetted by their liberal buddies in congress who propose to "solve" this problem with the so-called "Immigration Fairness Reform Doctrine Act", currently being touted by Senator Kucinich (D - Mind Control Space Laserton). I'll spare you all the legalistic mumbo-jumbo. What it boils down to is that it's just amnesty for the liberals who are already on talk radio, plus it reduces the barriers to letting more of them in.
And how will this new crop of tree-hugging patchouli-ferrets get their jobs?
By stealing them from hard working conservatives, that's how!
If that happens, talk radio will once again become the barren wasteland of lunacy it was before conservatives made the ideological desert of the airwaves bloom with laughter, song, and coherant thought.
But don't despair. There's a better solution. We could have REAL reform in four simple steps.
1) Protect the borders. We need to immediately set up fences around our radio stations. Fences with pointy barbed wire, and dog runs between them filled with rabid German Shepherds. And a minefield. Maybe a moat. Moats are cool. And we could put rabbits in the moat. Big, vicious swamp rabbits. Liberals are afraid of rabbits.
2) Mass deportation. Any liberals who are on our airwaves illegally should immediately be deported to whichever liberal arts campus or community college they came from. There they can go back to earing their PhD in Tolkein Mythology Studies or whatever they were working on before they got really stoned one night and accidentally signed up for Broadcast Communications classes. Plus, I hear the McDonald's in the student commons is hiring.
3) Take corporate greed out of the equation. Companies like the Corporation for Public Broadcasting know they can get away with hiring desperate, talentless liberals for pennies a day. There should be harsh fines and penalties for this sort of exploitation.
4) A real path to radio citizenship: learning English. It's simply not fair to radio audiences for them to have to put up with incomprehensible liberal monkey-jabber phrases like "Bush lied" or "global warming" or "conservative media bias". NO one understands what that garbage means! If they can't even master simple English grammar like not using the word "but" after the phrase "I support the troops", they have no business in the communications industry.
Sane, sensible, simple.
And although the illegal liberal problem seems insurmountable, common sense airwave reform IS possible. Contact your Senators and congressmen now and tell them to vote NO on the "Immigration Fairness Reform Doctrine Act".
The kitten you save may be your own.
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And yes, the Mac was a smug, annoying little turd even back then.
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Like Martin Luther, I nail my declarations of love to your heart's door. Heed the words thereon, for I shall not be dissuaded from the path of devotion I've chosen.
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[new bill - not previously posted]
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[Increase in the name of Jesus]
That's one way to do it. Personally, I go with Viagra.
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Here's how it goes.
The answer is a (more or less) completely innocent word.
The hints, however, are designed to make you think of something... not so innocent.
I'll put the first hint in the main post, and the other two in the extended entry.
Good luck.
1) When I stick out in front, you come easier
(see extended entry for more clues)
more...
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05:35 AM
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June 27, 2007
Enjoy your 1008 virgins, assholes.
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GenSpec, a Florida-based company, has begun selling new lines of multivitamins targeted at African-Americans, Caucasians, and Hispanics, touting them as "the first genetically specific nutritional supplements."
Here's the GenSpec products page and here's the Washington Post scratching their heads on the topic.
Two thoughts:
1) Does it matter which drinking fountain you use to wash these down?
2) Should Michael Jackson use African-American Male or Caucasian Female vitamins?
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I know nothing about fashion, but I still thought they were very pretty.
You should at least go look at the pictures.
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