March 31, 2006
Saw this at Reynolds' site:
my younger brother worked as an assistant there, boiling down corpses in turpentine with his grad-student girlfriend. Now that's an exciting weekend...
Giving his hobo-murdering habits, this one isn't TOO surprising, but it does make me wonder what ELSE this guy does for fun.
Unfortunately I found out. Turn's out he's going to be spending THIS weekend at a ski resort in Vail, Colorado, indulging in one of his favorite recreational sports:
EXTREME PUPPY BLENDING!
Now that's an exciting weekend...
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Have any of y'all got any experience with the Lego System or Sumo Wrestling Robots? Specifically, I'm looking for software designs that have been used by robots in previous competitions. It appears competitors are quite quiet with regard to their robot's AI....
Where's Dr. Frink when you need him?
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A recent DC anti-war protest turned out some disappointing numbers for the screeching loony left, and I can't help thinking that they could REALLY improve their attendance figures if they made the events just a LITTLE more red-stater friendly. After all, liberals ARE about being open-minded & non-judgmental, right?
Since I consider myself a fairly typical warmongering, right-wing, gun nut, here's what they could do to get ME to show up to one of their little kook-keggers:
* More SUV parking
* More crazy naked PETA chicks [PG13]!
* I'd really enjoy a Dick Cheney hunter safety course, because every time I try to shoot a lawyer, I end up hitting a quail in the face.
* Sell "Ann Coulter Gone Wild!" DVD's
* Schedule the protest on a weekend so that the gainfully employed can attend.
* Ergonomic comfort-gel Sof-Grip protest sign-handles ("Just say 'NO' to splinters!")
* Free John Kerry silhouette shooting targets ("10 points for the important-looking hair!")
* Free Korans - I've got a wobbly table with a short leg at home.
* Free shampoo - which I'll gladly provide myself if they promise to use it. Seriously - who's the lunatic who told white people they could wear dreadlocks?
* Free Palestine - I always see booths offering it, but when I get there, they never have any. I wonder if it's like funnel cake?
Actually, I'd gladly attend one of those things - and even wave around a "No Blood For Oil!" sign - if they'd just do one simple thing:
* Ban braless grandmothers.
Anyway, what would get YOU to go to a anti-war protest rally?
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You know you're in love when you think about that person, and your stomach gets all fuzzy and squishy.
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[I [heart] Christina]
"OO!" thought Miss Aguilera, "what a thoughtful gift! I'll put this over my crotch and have my picture taken, since that'll mean that I won't technically be nude. Only sleazy skanks pose NUDE!"
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March 30, 2006
I have nothing to offer, except this, which I found at McDarlins Calligraphy:
George, I wish you an eternity of sunny meadows and slow, fat rabbits.
Rest well, boy.
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Love is when the woman of your dreams becomes a reality and sleep stops being a priority.
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That blue bird on the left side of the bill is NOT an eagle. It's actually supposed to represent a quail dodging a load of birdshot from Dick Cheney's gun.
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Basil's Blog Tip: Alternatives to Blogger: MSN Spaces
Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Attracting More Protesters
New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: How does Rep. Cynthia McKinney(D-GA) demonstrate her "support" for the Capitol Hill Police?
Harvey's message to those who do Alliance Assignments
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March 29, 2006
Yay Spring cleaning! I just wish we could win a prize or something....
Gotcha covered, sweetie:
How's that?
UPDATE: per Richmond's suggestion in the comments:
"Si, Señora Richmond, I have much sweaty from waxing your floors. May I now to be - how you say - buffing your muffin, por favor?"
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If I had never met her, I would have dreamed her into being.
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[Happy Birthday Linda Love, Glory & Allen]
"It's just what I wanted," exclaimed Linda, "a new coke straw!"
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March 28, 2006
That, and he explains that Queen & Playboy photographer incident.
See Basil for the whole thing.
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Which I passed along to Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite.
She'd hate me for getting her hooked on it, but that would cut into her playing time.
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March 27, 2006
Susie's FYI - Broken Bear
And 4 more
Filthy Lie Round-up: Visiting InstaGrandma
New Filthy Lie Assignment: Besides boiling down corpses in turpentine, what else does Evil Glenn think makes for "an exciting weekend"?
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It only takes a second to say "I love you", but it will take a lifetime to show you how much.
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[(red stripe over Washington's portrait)]
To help prevent counterfeiting, the new design for the $1 bill includes the "cinnamon flavor strip" security feature.
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Lynndie England's younger, hotter sister, Emily, hard at work in the Abu Ghraib Daycare Center
(either that, or whatever CENTCOM says it is)
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While surfing Instapundit, I was stopped dead in my tracks by this line:
"I've been hanging out with my grandmother, and enjoying it."
Odd. Outside of eating her chocolate chip cookies, I never enjoyed MY grandmother's company. Although her habit of balancing her dentures on her nose, tossing them up in the air, and catching them in her mouth may have had something to do with it.
Anyway, turns out that there are two reasons Glenn enjoys visiting Granny so much.
First, she always takes him out hobo-hunting:
"Look! It's Nick Nolte! Let's get 'im!"
Second, Elly May is totally freakin' HOT!
Now before you go "EWWWW! She's his cousin! That's just WRONG!", just be relieved that it's not his sister.
Not that THAT matters in Tennessee.
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