From This Is Why You're Fat:

1.5 lbs of ground beef, 1 package of bacon, 1 package of italian sausage, 1 box of hot pockets, 1/2 package of fried onion strips between 2 Tombstone Pepperoni Pizzas topped with Velveta Cheese and Marinara Sauce.

It's the "box of hot pockets" part that's really freaking me out.

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Basil of Basil's Blog has a delightful parody of the classic Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life", now starring Barack Obama in the role made famous by Billy Mumy.

It's a GOOD thing.

Yes, it's a VERY good thing.

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You have to see today's Pearls Before Swine, wherein the cartoonist takes a look at saving the planet.

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Via IMAO:

Put Democrats in charge of the Sahara Desert, and in 5 years weÂ’ll have a sand shortage.

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This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's reasonably well executed and choreographed.

If there's anything more disturbing than watching a Wookie bust a move, I'm not sure what it is.

[Curses unto the seventh generation: Shamus of Twenty-Sided]

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Blogdaughter Machelle of Quality Weenie, aka Stylin Doggies

In the interests of full disclosure, I once attended a Support the Troops rally with both dogs sporting red, white, and blue bandanas around their furry necks, so I'm living in a glass house here.

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A couple of related videos. First, the truth about what a crappy car the Toyota Prius is:

Second (courtesy of Blogdaughter Teresa of Technicalities), how to dispose of your crappy Prius should you accidentally end up owning one:

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[Hat tip to Lynn of Violins & Starships]

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I dearly love a good turn of phrase, and I like my humor rapid-fire.

Oh, and I find stick figures hilarious for no sensible reason that I've ever been able to nail down.

Best combination of these three comes from - oddly enough - a gentleman who reviews video games. And none too gently, either. Oodles of coarse language, so you've been warned.

I suppose you can start with his review of "Clive Barker's Jehrico" and work your way down the list in the right sidebar, but they're all pretty damn good.

Drink alert in effect.

[Hat tip to Shamus of Twenty-Sided for introducing me to Zero Punctuation in the first place]

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A little something for the bacon-lovers in my life.

The Bacon Flowchart.

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1 mmmmmmmm ... baaaacon, now I'm hungry! Healthy stir fry for dinner vs bacon, what a dilemma

Posted by: Fleat at January 30, 2008 01:11 AM (eoquk)

2 Mmmmmm... Bacon. Definitely a good way to start the day. : )

Posted by: Richmond at January 30, 2008 07:53 AM (VbTiz)

3 I love bacon... BTW, you need to do something about your spam.

Posted by: Contagion at January 30, 2008 08:02 AM (Q5WxB)

4 That's me!

Posted by: Justin at January 30, 2008 01:41 PM (+ObG3)

5 But Contagion - Spam is *kinda* like bacon... Kinda... ::shrug::

Posted by: Richmond at January 30, 2008 06:16 PM (VbTiz)

6 Contagion - yeah, I need to get a job that doesn't keep my away from my blog for 14 hours a day :-/

Posted by: Harvey at January 30, 2008 08:29 PM (lsX5p)

7 Must be bacon week. Pan sent me here yesterday... http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20080130.html

Posted by: Tink at January 31, 2008 07:56 AM (ZW8U5)

8 Read the chart last night, had four slices of bacon this morning. Well, three slices, the dogs split one.

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Rated R for brief nudity and adult themes.

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As illustrated in this Sheldon Comic strip.

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I'm dedicating this Sinfest comic to Blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World.

I know it applies to a lot of people, but in her case, more so ;-)

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I imagine this would be a fairly normal occurance.

Which is why I don't have kids.

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They were lame, and they sucked.

Bad colors. Too much hair. And sailors only wore ugly-ass bell-bottoms because they were part of the uniform. What was everyone else's excuse?

The 70's sucked all across America.

But I think Sweden may have had it slightly worse, judging by these album covers.

Come to think of it, this may explain ABBA.

[Hat tip: Lynn of Violins & Starships]

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Through interpretive stop-motion Lego animation.

[Hat tip: Grouchy Old Cripple]

If you liked this, just click on the YouTube vid screen outside of the central "play" box to take you to YouTube, where you'll find more like this in the "related videos" sidebar.

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Gerard of American Digest has written a brilliant broadside in the battle of the sexes. I recommend it.

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Pro-war folks don't mind calling ourselves "hawks". How come the pro-surrender team rarely call themselves "doves"?

Chris Muir of Day by Day knows:

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Caution: not suitable for people afflicted with taste or decency

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Because unlike other cartoonists who drew unflattering pictures of Mohammed JUST to make a point, Chris's Day by Day comic actually has a punchline, too:

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