October 31, 2005
In order to enforce my usual strict decency code in the comments, I'll be using my stealthy watch-cat Amber to guard the premises.
Remember, Amber could be anywhere.
And she's watching...
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October 29, 2005
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore... my face should be among them.
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October 28, 2005
Laura from Can't Keep Quiet took a look at logo for the Alliance of Free Blogs:
and decided that it looked a lot like a certain Nazi logo:
dropping broad hints along the way that of course a bunch of fascist right-wingers would choose a Nazi symbol to represent their organization.
Being as she's liberal, she is - by definition - completely and inarguably correct in her analysis.
In fact, it's time for Alliance to goose-step out of the closet and go with the logo that we'd REALLY like (see extended entry):
Whaddya think?
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Man, I hope you didn't waste your time watching the World Series. Saddam's trial was a LOT better. Here's part of the transcript:
Saddam: You want answers?
Jaafar Moussawi (chief prosecuting attorney): I think I'm entitled to them.
Saddam: You want answers?
Moussawi: I want the truth!
Saddam: "You can't handle the truth!...Son, we live in a world that has Kurds, and those Kurds have to be killed by men with mustard gas. Who's gonna do it?... You?... Some Jew named Weinberg?
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the Kurds and you curse the Baath Party. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that gassing those Kurds to death, while tragic, probably put me in the lead in Laurence Simon's Dead Pool. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps President Bush OUT of the lead in Laurence Simon's Dead Pool.
You don't want the truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to gas Kurds... you need me to gas Kurds.
I use words like mass murder, slaughter, genocide. I use these words as the backbone of a life spent killing people. You use them as a criminal charge.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who will make a fortune selling the movie rights to the story of this trial and then questions the manner in which I killed the Kurds that made this trial possible! I would rather you just said "Allah Akbar!" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up some mustard gas and kill some Kurds. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."
Moussawi: Did you gas those Kurds?
Saddam: (quietly) I did what I needed to do to get ahead in Laurence Simon's Dead Pool.
Moussawi: Did you gas those Kurds?
Saddam: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!
GREAT stuff. I hope they hurry up and make a movie out of it.
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True is the word of your eyes
Beauty is the beating of your heart
Love is the smile on your face
Desire is the touch of your hand
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Is due by 11pm EDT Friday, October 28th. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.
Precision Guided Humor Round-up: Saddam Quotes
New Precision Guided Humor Assignment: How should the UN's 60th birthday be celebrated?
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October 27, 2005
Anytime someone says the word "go", take a drink.
If that's not enough, then also drink if someone says "hurry".
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And you know what THAT means...
Go antagonize him.
And if he hasn't enabled comments on first post I linked, just leave 'em at this whiny entry. He'll get 'em.
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The point of this is that I need something to do until Shorty goes to school full time, and I am willing to do just about anything to pass the time and make a buck. Things I am good at are:Cooking and baking
Quilting
Braided rag rugs
err...collecting aluminum cans
Finding and reselling antiquesAre there any ideas that anyone else has of things that I could do with my son tagging along, or stuff I could make at home that would sell well? It is kind of hard to find something that has almost no overhead, that will pay anything at all.
Outside of eBay, I'm a little light on ideas. The only reason eBay worked for me is that my product was extremely lightweight (VERY cheap shipping), and I always got it at cost (I sold currency to collectors - one of the perqs of being a bank teller).
Normally I'd suggest hitting Google, but "work at home" as a search term brings up results that are 98% shady schemes.
So, I'll let you guys pipe up.
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Your voice makes me tremble inside
And your smile is an invitation
For my imagination to go wild
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[GAY MONEY]
That's money I set aside specifically for renting Tom Cruise movies.
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October 26, 2005
People who are trying to decide whether to create a blog or not go through a thought process much like this:1. The world sure needs more of ME.
2. Maybe IÂ’ll shout more often so that people nearby can experience the joy of knowing my thoughts.
3. No, wait, shouting looks too crazy.
4. I know – I’ll write down my daily thoughts and badger people to read them.
5. If only there was a description for this process that doesnÂ’t involve the words egomaniac or unnecessary.
6. What? ItÂ’s called a blog? IÂ’m there!The bloggerÂ’s philosophy goes something like this:
Everything that I think about is more fascinating than the crap in your head.
Which pretty much nails it.
And yes, he has a blog now.
Oddly, comments are enabled.
Sadly, trackbacks are not.
Regardless, this still puts him way ahead of commentless pseudo-bloggers like Glenn Reynolds, James Lileks, and Michele Malkin.
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Love comes quietlyÂ…
But you know when it is there
Because suddenlyÂ…
You are not alone anymoreÂ…
And there is no sadness in you.
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October 25, 2005
Something decorative?
or something practical?
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Each night when the day is through,
I don't ask much, I just want you.
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[Did you know... This dollar as well as all others now days is not backed up by any silver or gold! This dollar exists because people believe in its validity. Do I see another depression in the future!?! Beware American $$$, invest in European $ or gold & silver]
Eh. I'm just going to invest in Nigerians.
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October 24, 2005
But on the off change that news coverage in your area was... skimpy... I'll post these figures (courtesy of CentCom)
Election Comparison January 30th vs. October 15th
Registered voters:
Jan 30th - 14.3 million voters registered
Oct 15th - 15.6 million voters registered
Numbers of polling centers:
Jan 30th - 5,677 polling centers
Oct 15th - 5,852 polling centers, with most of the new centers going to Sunni regions.
Al Anbar polling centers:
Jan 30th - 33
Oct 15th - 171 (indications are that more than 200,000 additional people voted in Anbar)
Ninewah polling centers:
Jan 30th - 88
Oct 15th - 230 (nearly 400,000 more voted this time)
Poll worker applications:
Jan 30th - 110,000
Oct 15th - 450,000
Total poll workers:
Jan 30th - 108,000
Oct 15th - 171,000
* Early projections are that more than 60 percent voted (of registered)
Voting Rights Changes Since January:
* Iraqi Security Forces guarding polling stations outside their provinces were allowed to vote.
* U.S. held detainees that had not been convicted of a crime were allowed to vote.
ELECTION SECURITY
Total attacks in Iraq:
Jan 30th - 299 attacks
Oct 15th - 89 attacks
Total polling place attacks:
Jan 30th - 108 attacks
Oct 15th - 19 Attacks
Total number of Civilians killed:
Jan 30th - 30 Deaths (34 overall)
Oct 15th - 3 Deaths (10 overall)
Total number of suicide bombers:
Jan 30th - 7
Oct 15th - 0
Security Forces:
Jan 30th - 79,116 Ministry of Interior Forces
Oct 15th - 106,112 Ministry of Interior Forces
Jan 30th - 56, 949 Ministry of Defense Forces
Oct 15th - 93, 959 Ministry of Defense Forces
Logistics:
Jan 30th - MNF-I moved most of the materials
Oct 15th - Iraqi contractors conducted most of the movement and logistics
* Voting supplies were moved into warehouses three days earlier than in January with no shortages of supplies reported (per IECI press conference)
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New Filthy Lie Assignment: Why does the Alliance logo resemble a Nazi symbol?
Precision Guided Humor Assignment Reminder: What will be the most memorable quotes to emerge from the trial of Saddam Hussein?
Is due by 9pm EDT Wednesday, October 26th. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.
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To love a person is to learn the song
That is in their heart,
And to sing it to them
When they have forgotten.
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