Scrawny-assed blogson _Jon of We Swear is pitching a fit over Michigan's newest super-retarded seat-belt law.

Go read it. It's for your own good.

While you're there, check out his explanation of why blowing terrorists into tiny pieces - all of which will go straight to hell - does NOT equate to "lowering ourselves to their level", even if by-standing civilians die in the process.

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Who says the Left is the only group that eats its own young? John Hawkins of Right Wing News points out that there's plenty of self-loathing on the right, too, with his list of "Least Favorite People On The Right" as selected by 45 right-wing bloggers (myself amongst them).

The top of the list looks pretty much the same as last year. My personal choice for top gutter-swine would be Michael Savage. However, I *will* admit I've only listened to his show in tiny snatches, mostly because it doesn't take long for his schtick to wear thin. Venom without wit is boring.

Al Franken, I hope you're paying attention.

New on the list this year is Michelle Malkin. I'm honestly not sure what's to hate about her. Maybe it's fact that she's a woman AND a minority. Maybe it's the fact that she publishes her hate mail uncensored and folks don't like reading words like "gook" & "cunt". Maybe it's the fact that she loves eating minced kitten brownies. I don't really know.

What I *do* know is that she at least allows trackbacks to her posts, even if she doesn't have open comments.

Unlike certain puppy-blending, hobo-murdering, Satan-worshipping, penguin-fetishists who sit in their Memphis castles upon their thrones of blackest ice whilst continually tapping out the word "Indeed" with their blood-stained, age-yellowed, talon-like fingernails as they contemplate the destruction of lesser bloggers, and who - for reasons unknown - have never linked my blog.

Not that I hold a grudge.

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1 Harvey - do you think *that's* going to work??? I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for you. Heh. Indeed...

Posted by: Richmond at July 31, 2006 04:25 PM (e8QFP)

2 Now, if you'd made every word of that description a separate link, i bet he'd take notice. :-D

Posted by: tommy at July 31, 2006 08:58 PM (UynUa)

3 Hey at least you MADE the list!

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Precision Guided Humor Assignment reminder: What are Israel's top secret plans for winning their war against Lebanese terrorists? due by 11:59pm EDT Wednesday, August 2nd. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.

Monday Linky Stuff

Filthy Lie Round-up: Evil Glenn vs. The Brewery

New Filthy Lie Assignment: How will Evil Glenn be celebrating his 5th Blogiversary?

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Over at Drunken Wisdom.

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"Your smile makes my soul think it's eating chocolate cake and saying Yum Yum Yum"

[Hat tip to blogdaughter Pam of Camp HappyBadFun]

(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)

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[Beer Voucher]

Correct answer to the question, "What two words are written on every single bill in Matty O'Blackfive's wallet."

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(Introduction)

2) What species are Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr.?

3) Who are the disc jockeys at Springfield radio station KBBL 102.5?

4) When Abe Simpson went to the original Woodstock, who did he want to see perform?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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If the words "cheat" and "mistreat" didn't rhyme, would there even BE a Country music industry?

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You are what happened when I wished upon a star.

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[WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM LOOK WHERE I'VE BEEN!!!]

Let's see... all capital letters, lots of exclamation points...

... could this possibly be the first installment of that $10 million I'm expecting from Nigeria?

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2) Who do Jimbo and Kearney usually hang around with?

3) Who won a lot of money in a lawsuit against Itchy & Scratchy studios?

4) Name the waiter Freddy Quimby is accused of attacking?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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(A Filthy Lie cross-posted from IMAO)

I was browsing Instapundit recently and noticed that he recently took a trip to a brewery.

Odd... Glenn's into energy drinks, not alcohol...

Then I remembered how popular the Red Bull & Vodka mix is, and it occurred to me that Glenn might be arranging with the Downtown Grill & Brewery to start making some sort of puppy shake & beer hybrid.

Sure enough, I was right. Notice the label on that bottle near the bottom of the picture (circled in red):

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If you're out drinking in Knoxville, be sure to enunciate when you order your beer.

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I asked for light, God gave me the sun;
I asked for water, God gave me rain;
I asked for happiness, God gave me you.

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[TIP]

No, that's not a gratuity, that's just how "Trixie, the Inexpensive Prostitute" stamps all her payments.

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2) Which singer helps Barney with his snow plow company advertising?

3) In "Homer's Triple Bypass", what does Barney think Homer is in the hospital for?

4) In "Marge Vs. The Monorail", who does Quimby think Leonard Nimoy is?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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Over at Drunken Wisdom.

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Sometimes ya just gotta jump in and help.

Blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World is having a birthday. Probably 21st or something, so she's legal now (line forms to the right, guys).

Blogson That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom tried to get her a present. He wanted to combine shoes, donuts & candles, but couldn't quite make it all in one.

That's where I come in.

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Being in love is like having a heart-on!

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[("Ozzy 4 ever" on forehead, also sunglasses and cigarette)]

After all these years, I still feel a little embarrassed when I look at my high school yearbook picture.

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(Introduction)

2) What is Smithers' first name?

3) When Krusty fakes his death, what is the name of the plane he crashed?

4) Where do the Simpson's move to avoid Sideshow Bob?

Official Trivia Card answers in the comments tomorrow.

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