November 11, 2009

IT ONLY *LOOKS* DIRTY

Interesting ad. Not sure I'd watch it at work. On the other hand, it might be safe for little kids:


[YouTube direct link]

Via I Hate My Cubicle!!!

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October 21, 2009

FIRE THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT

Barnes & Noble unveiled Nook – an e-book reader that will be available in more than 700 retail stores at the end of November.

Let the nookie jokes begin...

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October 10, 2009

SCREW RYTHMIC GYMNASTICS! POLE DANCING NEEDS TO BE AN OLYMPIC SPORT


[YouTube direct link]
[hat tip: I Hate My Cubicle!!!]

It's got beauty, grace, strength, and fascinatingly miniscule outfits.

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October 09, 2009

This Is Why I Watch Women's Tennis

nude serena williams.jpg

But the athlete has previously admitted she struggles to accept her body shape.

"My thighs... I think they're too big," she has said. "And also my arms. I think they're too muscular. They're too thick."

Whatever. I think it's just fine.

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Nicole Eggert Looks Better Now That She's Conquered Her Fear of Sandwiches


[Funny or Die direct link]

I guess she used to look like this:

nicole_eggert.jpg

Personally, I'm a big fan of the cuddly-looking version.

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October 06, 2009

I'M SURE IT'S JUST ME

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I want to throw a bucket of baby oil on them and dive into the pile.

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October 03, 2009

PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS

Michelle Obama Oprah.jpg

Come on... doesn't it look like Michelle is giving Oprah a hooter-check in this picture?

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September 06, 2009

IT AIN'T THE WOMAN, IT'S THE POSE

A lot of women (including bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks) are happy about Glamour magazine using a non-airbrushed picture of a model:

lizzie miller glamour not airbrushed.jpg

Personally, I give credit to Dove's Campaign for Real Beauty.

As for my take on it, it's not what you'd expect from me.

If you've read me for a while, you know I prefer my women to look soft & cuddly, so the problem isn't this model's weight.

It's the pose.

It's not flattering.

For me, the most enticing aspect of a nude woman is the smooth flow of her curves. Some poses emphasize and complement this better than others. Standing, leaning, & reclining usually work best.

Hunched over... not so much.

Rail-thin ain't pretty, but neither is being wadded up like a used kleenex.

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September 05, 2009

NOTHING TO ADD, I JUST FOUND THIS FASCINATING

Apparently the distance between a woman's clitoris & vagina affects her ability to have an orgasm through intercourse.

"The 69 percent of women in her sample who could have orgasms during sex had significantly smaller distances between sex organs. These women, referred to as paraclitoridiennes, could almost always climax from sex."

Bonaparte also found a correlation between a womanÂ’s height and the closeness of her sex organs. This was namely that shorter women tended to have shorter spans.

So guys who are lousy in bed should hook up with short women.

Yes, my wife if 5 feet tall. Shut up.

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August 26, 2008

Just Contemplating

Michelle Obama said there were 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling.

MY analogy is that there are 18 million beavers cutting down the forest of workplace gender oppression.

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January 27, 2008

Unfortunate Headline of the Day

Someone at the Christian Science Monitor failed "Word Choice 101":

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November 23, 2007

IN CASE YOU DON'T HAVE NAMES FOR THEM ALREADY

The Boobie Name Generator.

Heh. Thunder & Lightning.

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November 07, 2007

IT ONLY *LOOKS* DIRTY

Yeah, if I had any cartooning talent, this is how my sketches would probably go.

Caution: not appropriate for children or the child-like.

[Hat tip: Bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks]

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November 03, 2007

I'VE KNOWN ABOUT THIS SONG SINCE I WAS EIGHT

But Humble Devildog of Random Firings of Neurons, sent it to me as a late birthday present.

More specifically, he sent a link to this post which contained a link to a Quicktime version of the song.

Since I think Quicktime is a festering pusball from Satan's colon, I hit up YouTube for a more Windows-friendly version.

Rusty Warren's "Bounce Your Boobies"


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October 19, 2007

JUST MAKES ME GIGGLE

invisible president.jpg

[Hat tip to Alice]

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October 16, 2007

WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME

Perfectly summed up in a 4-panel cartoon.

Although I suppose, in the interest of accuracy, I'd have to have a different word in the first & last panels.

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October 13, 2007

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY I LIKE CLASSICAL MUSIC

I played the violin for two years.

The cello for four.

Yet nothing makes me appreciate the fine arts as much as this little number titled "Prelude du Fornication", which should not be confused with Boston's "Foreplay/Long Time".

(281k download - probably shouldn't be viewed around children or the child-like).

[Hat tip: Pam of Pamibe]

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October 06, 2007

ANIMATED NAKED JIGGLING BREASTS

Best bra adverstising ever.

[Hat tip: blogdaughter Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice]

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September 14, 2007

HAPPY 41ST BIRTHDAY TO ME!

If my life could be summed up in a single video:

[Hat tip #1: blogdaughter Teresa of Technicalities]

[Hat tip #2: Erica's Blog]

Leave appropriate gifts in the comments.

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September 09, 2007

REVELATIONS

Kyla Ebbert nearly got kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for wearing an outfit that was "too provocative", but they let her stay on after she adjusted her clothing to be "less revealing".

Kyla later appeared on the "Today" show to demostrate how revealing her outfit wasn't.

I thought she proved her point fairly well, as seen in the video.

Until she sat down:

Kyla Ebbert.jpg

Yeah... not revealing at all.

As long as she remembers her panties.

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