June 27, 2005
TODAY'S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
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(rubber stamp: GUN OWNER$)]
I like to walk around with one of these hanging out of my pocket just HOPING someone's dumb enough to try to mug me.
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THE THINGS YOU HEAR AT A BLOGMEET...
Although the quotes are 100% accurate, they are... out of context.
Amusing, nonetheless.
Go see what Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite overheard in Rockford on June 3rd.
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BOOTCAMP BLOGSON COMING HOME SOON
Blogson Jeff of Oh-Dark-Thirty graduates Army Boot Camp this Friday.
He was hoping his comment party would have 1000 comments - not gonna make it.
However, the record for a comment party is only 314, and Jeff is at 290 or so.
One last push as the deadline approaches. At this point, you don't even have to know WTF is going on. Just stop by & leave some random crap.
It's all about quantity, not quality.
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random crap? Just not in the jello tub k?
Posted by: Oddybobo at June 27, 2005 04:25 PM (6Gm0j)
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Hm. Random crap or crap randomly. Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Uber at June 27, 2005 09:36 PM (vYCja)
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Well, we're over 335 now, I think the five hundred mark is do-able. It takes less than thirty seconds to post that I got nothin' to say.
Posted by: Peter at June 28, 2005 11:55 AM (1Seys)
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SITE HOUSEKEEPING
I'm pretty well caught up on my e-mail now, but I have this creepy feeling I may have overlooked something.
If you've qualified for inclusion on my Wanton Link Whoring or Groupies blogrolls and haven't been included yet, please e-mail me at harvolson-at-gmail.com and I'll hook you up.
Also, I have the code for an Amazon tip jar, but I don't want to put it in the sidebar yet because I had an idea for a contribution incentive that'll take a few days to prepare. [/tease]
By the way, does anyone have any serious moral, ethical, or business qualms about using Amazon?
I'm also looking into a Paypal tipjar, but I need to do some more research first. I have a joint Paypal account with TNT, but I'd rather have the tipjar separate. I still have to find out how to do that, or even if it can be done. Do they allow multiple accounts?
Any advice, as always, is appreciated.
UPDATE: Barb of Righty in a Lefty State reminded me of something else I should ask about:
Any advice on selling items using Cafe Press?
Also, is it better to start with a few designs and bootstrap your way up, or go for a bunch at the start?
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wrt Paypal, you can have multiple accounts, as long as each one has a unique checking account number associated with it.
Posted by: Dana at June 27, 2005 03:19 PM (UlC9+)
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John over at Castle Argghhh! may have some ideas for you. I just bought a mug from him and it was via cafe press.
Posted by: Bou at June 27, 2005 03:26 PM (J9A1R)
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As far as Cafepress.com goes, I have had some experience with those. If you want to have several different logos on gear to sell it will cost some extra $$ to have what they call a 'premium' shop wherein you have an unlimited number of designs for an unilimited type/number of items. For free, you can have the standard style of store but you have their logo all over it, and moreover, you can only have either 1 design for each piece of gear that they sell (or that you care to have your logo on) or else several designs/logos but once a design appears say on a golf cap, that's it for the golf caps, you can't have another, seperate design on the same type of golf cap, available to sell in your store.
Two stores I have set up before:
http://www.cafepress.com/splitcitygear
(standard-style store)
and
http://www.cafepress.com/052600
(premium-style store--notice it has a different template, we're working on getting it customized)
Posted by: beej at June 27, 2005 07:07 PM (SGUNc)
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I forgot to mention. The cost of the service doesn't kick in (for standard anyway) until you sell something. They shave the % off the sale of each item. Also, when you are setting up items for your store, you set the profit from the base price, the beauty of that being if you want to buy up a gross # of items (say for handing out at an event, etc.) the items you create you can buy at base price.
Posted by: beej at June 27, 2005 07:13 PM (SGUNc)
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What about "The ladies of bad example calander?"? Hey what about TNT merchandise, as I suggested before?
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at June 27, 2005 10:59 PM (HPLvH)
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HOW TO ENTER A LINK-FEST CARNIVAL
(Inspired by a question from blogdaughter FirstBrokenAngel of
AAFFLLAACCKK)
Sure, you want more traffic, but entering Carnivals is weird and scary.
What if I miss the deadline?
What if I submit to the wrong e-mail address?
What if I enter a post that's off-topic?
What if my post just plain sucks?
If I screw this up, will I be kicked out of the blogosphere, tarred, feathered, and exiled to a Siberian gulag?
Yes, you will.
That's why Ferdy of Conservative Cat (and his pet human, Bruce) have developed the handy, all-purpose, Carnival Submit Form.
But it's STILL weird and scary! Which Carnival should I pick? What are all those boxes for? Typing cats frighten me!
Well, I can't help you with your Ailurophobia, but I *can* walk you through the form, using one of my posts for an example:
Choose Your Carnival - click on a Carnival name, and a description of it will appear in the box in the lower right corner of the green section. If you can't decide which one to pick, I'd suggest Carnival of the Vanities, which accepts your best post and has no content or topic restrictions. Otherwise, you can just look through the various Carnivals and see which one fits your needs.
Example: Carnival of the Vanities: due Tuesday, 6pm ET
And yes, you can submit the same post to more than one Carnival, but you have to fill out the form again after every submission.
Article URL - This is the permalink to the post on your blog that you want to submit.
Example: http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/096419.php
Trackback - This is the trackback link for the post you're submitting.
Example: http://blog.mu.nu/cgi/mt-tb.cgi/93846
This box is optional. If your blog doesn't have trackbacks, you can leave it blank.
Your Name - This is the name you want the Carnival's host to refer to you by, and does NOT have to be your real name. Most people use the name that appears on their blog. If you blog under a pseudonym, you can use that.
Example: Harvey
Article Title - The title of your post. The easiest way to fill this out is to copy & paste it directly from your blog entry (helps prevent typos)
Example: BATTLE OF THE LINK-WHORES: INSTAPUNDIT VS. THE ALLIANCE (A Filthy Lie)
Your E-mail - Use an e-mail you check regularly in case the Carnival host has a question about your submission. This doesn't happen often, but when it does, it usually comes up within a few hours of the Carnival being posted and needs to be dealt with in a timely manner.
Example: harvolson@gmail.com
Note: your e-mail will NOT be posted in the Carnival, so there's no need to spamproof the address.
Blog Name - Your blog name as you want it to appear in the Carnival.
Example: Bad Example
Blog URL - The link to your blog's front page.
Example: http://badexample.mu.nu/
Comments - Use this box to write a short description of your post. Try to make it provoke curiosity in the reader so that he'll want to click the link.
Example: A parody of the Charlie Daniels Band song "The Devil Went Down To Georgia", used to describe a contest between two bloggers to see who can give out the most gratuitous linkage.
This box is optional. If you can't think of a good summary, you can leave it blank and leave it up to the host to decide how to describe your post.
Note: The Carnival host may use your description verbatim, or he may make up his own. However, since most Carnivals have upwards of 20 entries, anything you can do to make the host's job easier will earn you some goodwill.
Category - Click the circle next to the word that best describes the theme or subject of your entry. If it doesn't seem to fit any of them well, choose "Other" or just leave it blank. This part is mostly an aid for hosts who choose to organize their Carnival by category instead of just listing all the entries with short descriptions.
Example: Humor
All that's left is to click the "SUBMIT YOUR POST" button, and you're done.
Mostly.
As a courtesy to the Carnival's host, you should link the Carnival after it's posted. If you're not sure where it will be, you can monitor the "Carnival News" section of the Carnival Submit Form page (bottom right of the page).
Final Tip - Most hosts list the entries in the order they were received. Since most Carnivals tend to be huge, it's better to be listed near the top. The best time to submit a Carnival post is the day after the last edition was posted so that you'll be near the top of the next week's edition.
However, any link is better than no link at all, and even being dead last will get you SOME traffic, so feel free to submit at any time.
NOTE: [If you've found this post useful enough to blog about, send a trackback or e-mail the permalink to me at harvolson-at-gmail.com and I'll add you to my Bad Example Groupies blogroll. See this post for details]
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Posted by: Sally at June 27, 2005 10:57 AM (crWt/)
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Well that seemed to work :-)
Posted by: Sally at June 27, 2005 10:59 AM (crWt/)
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screw that! I entered one carnival and I'm scared for life because of it. I don't think I could handle entering another one, the pressure is too great.
Posted by: Contagion at June 27, 2005 02:58 PM (Q5WxB)
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You still didn't answer "what if my post sucks"!
Posted by: Sissy at June 27, 2005 05:35 PM (uXS+O)
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That's what "Bonfire of the Vanities" is for.
Seriously.
Here's the description:
"a self-submitted collection of the worst posts by otherwise excellent bloggers"
The idea is that the host makes fun of your dumbest, most pointless, least substantive post, so at least the roun-up itself is fairly entertaining.
Posted by: Harvey at June 27, 2005 06:28 PM (ubhj8)
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Can I submit my whole blog to the bonfire of vanities?
I'm just being a pain in the ass... ;-)
Posted by: Sissy at June 27, 2005 09:52 PM (uXS+O)
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Ahhh... I love my blog daughter. Like mother like daughter... ;-)
Posted by: Bou at June 27, 2005 10:08 PM (J9A1R)
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Hi Harvey,
I blogged on this advice using your link within the article. I'm not sure how to use the trackback or where to put a trackback but I just wanted you to know I did blog on it sending people who may be interested here; now let's see if I can do it :-)
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at June 28, 2005 09:28 AM (PEKrh)
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What you don't say is what the carnivals mean.................???????????????????
Cindy
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June 26, 2005
TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Introduction)
I love when my heart smiles, but best of all, it smiled because of you.
(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)
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"I would kill the children of a thousand suns, just to see you smile."
(simpsons)
Posted by: Patriot Xeno at June 27, 2005 07:07 AM (z4SP5)
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...something else smiled thanks to you too! Ya wanna see?
Posted by: Sissy at June 27, 2005 09:53 PM (uXS+O)
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TODAY'S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
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(rubber stamp: Hillside Square Theatre, 4500 Frontage Rd., Hillside IL 60162)]
Apparently Susie's been moonlighting.
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LOL! All she was trying to do was lift a little equipment to try and replace the stuff that's broken at her theater... *grin*
Posted by: Teresa at June 27, 2005 08:17 AM (nAfYo)
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LOL!!!! And Teresa--you weren't supposed to tell!!!
Posted by: Susie at June 28, 2005 01:14 AM (PWYyH)
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PUTTING THE "BAD" IN BAD EXAMPLE
Someone Googling "
alaska's name" was disappointed to discover
this post and expressed his semi-literate displeasure thusly:
this page does not help at all.this page really just suck.this stuff gives me no good information on what i am looking for
Not my fault you don't know how to use a search engine, kiddo.
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Has to be a liberal or Howie Dean follower. Only and idiot would blame a blog owner for their lacking in the smarts department on how to search.
Posted by: Jo at June 26, 2005 06:36 PM (y/FQn)
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That post also seems to have attracted some comment spam...need help running your Blacklist, Darlin'? Email me for private tutelage....
Posted by: Susie at June 26, 2005 07:01 PM (PWYyH)
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I got something like that once. (I posted about it; you might remember.) I wished she had left a real email address. I
really wanted to write to her directly and tell her how stupid she was. I don't think these people understand the Internet at all. They seem to think that the sole purpose of every site on the Internet is to anticipate their needs and give them exactly the information they want. GRRRRRRRR.... This is one of my pet peeves (couldn't you tell?) I really want to tell off one of these kids.
Posted by: Lynn S at June 26, 2005 09:12 PM (zsB+S)
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By the way, I love your Alaska post.
Posted by: Lynn S at June 26, 2005 09:17 PM (zsB+S)
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maybe it was a 12 year old working on a report?
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at June 26, 2005 11:05 PM (nnMWE)
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Hey, at least you received more recognition for what a complete lack of non-blog related information on this post... I wish I could get a commentor to do that. I only get Japanesse commentors that float in.
Posted by: Contagion at June 27, 2005 07:08 AM (Q5WxB)
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A 12 year old working on a report is what I assumed. 12 is old enough to know better. In my day kids like that got a good paddling if they were caught. (Dang, I sound old.)
Posted by: Lynn S at June 27, 2005 07:26 AM (vvANn)
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Lynn - you're not old, you're just a woman with a sensible notion on bringing up polite children :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 27, 2005 07:28 AM (ubhj8)
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Actually it's probably a 16 year old. After all the grammer somewhat resembles that of an 8 year old...
Posted by: Teresa at June 27, 2005 08:20 AM (nAfYo)
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BATTLE OF THE LINK-WHORES: INSTAPUNDIT VS. THE ALLIANCE
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A Filthy Lie)
(cross-posted from
IMAO)
As Frank mentioned recently, the venerable Alliance of Free Blogs recently had its honor besmirched by Blogcritics.org, which accused us of link-doping whoring.
Well, *I* say that if they're gonna throw smirch at you, you might as well rub it all over yourself and revel in the ecstasy of it.
But there arose a question of honor even MORE important. Sure, the Alliance of Free Blogs is an idiotically haphazard collection of people who merely want to rank higher on The Truth Laid Bear's Ecosystem, but how did we compare against the top link-whore in the blogosphere? The man who will link anyone, anytime, for any reason or no reason at all (except for ME, of course): Glenn Reynolds.
Well, it just so happens that that question was answered decisively not so very long ago. In fact, I even wrote a little song about it:
GLENN REYNOLDS WENT TO THE ALLIANCE
(with profuse and sincere apologies to the
Charlie Daniels Band)
Glenn Reynolds went to The Alliance
He was lookin' for a blog to steal
He needed more links
'Cause Instapundit stinks
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this blogger
Giving links like a porn-spambot
Glenn Reynolds stepped
On a hobo's neck
And said, "Boy let me tell you what:
I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a filthy link-whore too
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you
Now you give gratuitous linkage, boy
But give Glenn Reynolds his due
I'll bet Instalanche gold
'gainst your blogroll
'Cause I link-whore better than you."
The boy said "My name's Harvey
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet
And you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Harvey you fire up MT and link to everyone.
Cause if you've got no traffic, then this blogging thing ain't fun.
And if you win you get free linkage just as good as gold
But if you lose, Glenn gets your whole blogroll.
Glenn opened up his laptop case
And he said I'll start this show
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he Googled to and fro
Then he found a post about Karl Rove,
- How he'd made the liberals hiss -
And a gang of right-wing blogs piled on
And Glenn linked them something like this
[Instrumental]
When Glenn Reynolds finished, Harvey said
"That's some good link-whorin' son.
But just sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done."
He linked with: sacrificing hobos
Kill those bums!
The devil's gonna make Glenn number one
Puppy in a blender, round it goes
Reynolds does your dog bite?
Not no mo'
[Instrumental]
Glenn Reynolds bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
He gave The Alliance an Instalanche
While Harvey hollered "SWEET!"
Harvey said, "Reynolds just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you link-whorin' bitch
I'm the best there's ever been."
He linked with: sacrificing hobos
Kill those bums!
The devil's gonna make Glenn number one
Puppy in a blender, round it goes
Reynolds does your dog bite?
Not no mo'
[Instrumental to end]
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Best. Ever. (I actually sang along, since that's one of my all time favorite songs...)
Posted by: Susie at June 26, 2005 06:56 PM (PWYyH)
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I CAN'T.STOP.LAUGHING!!
Posted by: Sissy at June 26, 2005 07:21 PM (uXS+O)
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Have I mentioned that having babies makes the bladder weak....this is #%*@ing hilarious.
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at June 26, 2005 10:12 PM (nnMWE)
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*Grin*
Nice job, Harvey! And thanks for the link.
Posted by: That 1 Guy at June 26, 2005 11:43 PM (fjl6F)
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That is Freaking Funny!
WOW!
Posted by: Mustang 23 at June 27, 2005 12:23 AM (WsyQC)
Posted by: Glenn Reynolds at June 27, 2005 06:46 AM (3568n)
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For informational purposes, I got the links in the chorus by Googling "Glenn Reynolds" plus that word and picking the top hit (although I went further down the list if that site already had a link, just to whore it up a bit :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 27, 2005 07:12 AM (ubhj8)
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Damn Harvey.. That has to be the funniest damn think you've posted on here in a long time. Sadly I read it to the tune. Including breaks for the instrumental.
Posted by: Contagion at June 27, 2005 07:13 AM (Q5WxB)
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Truth be told, a lot of my poetry ends up in this meter and fits this tune, even when I'm not trying.
Posted by: Harvey at June 27, 2005 07:23 AM (ubhj8)
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Damn. How did I miss this when I was here last night? Hilarious!
Posted by: Lynn S at June 27, 2005 07:47 AM (vvANn)
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Ok...that was funny stuff! Puppy in a blender indeed.
Posted by: Mike at June 27, 2005 03:08 PM (SGRwY)
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IMAO vs. BAD EXAMPLE, OR IMAO + BAD EXAMPLE?
In the comments to this post, Blogson GEBIV of
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By the way, you might want to post your really funny stuff here first before posting it over at IMAO. Give readers an excuse to come here after filling up on Frank J.'s funny. Just a thought...
There are two reasons I'm giving Frank the funny first
1) My part of the deal on being an IMAO member is keeping the site's traffic up by providing it with original humor that readers can't get anywhere else - which is the whole attraction of IMAO. However, the blogosphere is pretty much on a 24 hour cycle. After 1 day, the stuff I post at IMAO loses 90% of its traffic-drawing power, so it doesn't matter if I cross post it here. That, and I already cleared that procedure with Frank.
And there is, apparently, a large swath of my readership that doesn't really enjoy or read IMAO, so - even cross-posted a day later - the pieces still have drawing power (or at least entertainment value) here at Bad Example.
Think of it as the difference between first-run theater-goers and people who wait for the DVD to come out.
2) A bit of bet-hedging. IMAO gets more than 10 times my readership, and if it takes off, I go with it. Especially with the podcast thing. Seriously, I'd put the IMAO podcast up against any sketch comedy album that's ever been released. Monty Python, Firesign Theater, Cheech & Chong... all of 'em. Scott does a FANTASTIC job as the production manager. This ain't a bunch of stoned teenagers sitting in a basement riffing into a condenser mike. This is funny stuff by talented writers with CD quality sound, including appropriate background music and sound effects.
If marketed correctly (and Frank and Scott are both more talented at shameless self-promotion than I am), this could well be my ticket to a future free from suits & ties.
I consider my IMAO projects and my Bad Example projects to be more symbiotic than mutually exclusive, but I'm also still in the process of discovering how best to make them work to support each other.
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That was beautiful.
I actally cried at the part where you called us talented.
Posted by: spacemonkey at June 26, 2005 02:19 PM (qSKHX)
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OK. It was just a thought. I guess as long as you're funny, it doesn't matter where you post!
And I guess it's a good idea to go with the shameless self-promoters whenever possible.
Posted by: GEBIV at June 26, 2005 06:27 PM (0bP0y)
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I'll admit...at first I thought IMAO and Bad Example both had guys named Harvey doing stuff but now I know better.
What are the chances of two cats named Harvey both doing stuff at closely related blogs at the same time? Besides, how many people in this country are named Harvey anyway?
OK...I'll shaddup now.
Posted by: beej at June 26, 2005 06:37 PM (SGUNc)
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I read you here. I guess I probably shouldn't admit that. I go to IMAO sometimes... rarely... not often. I just read you here. Sorry.
What can I say? I hold a long grudge. I didn't like how some of Frank's readers treated you. It is what it is.
Posted by: Bou at June 26, 2005 09:26 PM (J9A1R)
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My sentiments exactly. And I prefer your humour to the other contributers at IMAO. I only go there if I'm really bored.
Posted by: Sally at June 27, 2005 03:41 AM (crWt/)
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Spnak Frnak!
Phuck Phrnak!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at June 27, 2005 01:11 PM (XgGIq)
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BATTLE OF WILLS
Eric of Straight White Guy is
rhapsodizing on the joy of stump removal, and describes one aspect of the job's soul-satisfaction as "enforcing your will upon God's creations"
That's the same reason I like highways.
God says "I want forests & hills & meadows."
Man says "I want a big, flat rock here that's 20 miles long, and since God hasn't seen fit to provide one, I'll just make it myself."
Nothing makes me quite as giddy with admiration as the audacity of the human spirit.
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... indeed, there is much to be said to leaving your mark on the World...
Posted by: Eric at June 26, 2005 11:37 AM (YlwMq)
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There was a funny book I "read" years back, of line drawings, first depicting Adam and Eve in a Garden of Eden and then, slowly, the destruction of flora and fauna in favor of cement and steel. Then G-d gives them a cement and steel world, and Adam and Eve procede to destroy that in favor of plants and animals.
It may have been by Thurber. Anyone know what I"m talking about?
Posted by: Rachel Ann at June 26, 2005 12:09 PM (rBvjj)
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Guess I've been thinking about puppy's neutering too much over the weekend cause when I saw the line "rhapsodizing on the joy of stump removal" the first thing I thought of was someone getting their weenie chopped off.
*picking mind up out of the gutter*
Posted by: Machelle at June 27, 2005 07:56 AM (ZAyoW)
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USE THE FORCE!
Blogson Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist
celebrated his 34th birthday by not being able to cut a large and annoying stone. I'm hoping this will help him with his project:
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As far as I know, there's NOTHING these babies can't cut through.
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/full geek mode on
Lightsabers seem to have a problem cutting through the Yuuzhan Vongs vonduun crab armor.
/full geek mode off
Posted by: Brass at June 26, 2005 05:52 PM (6TLEO)
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Thanks Harv. If it'll go through a two foot thick blast door, then that rack don't stand a chance!
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at June 26, 2005 06:04 PM (6XYy1)
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HE'S THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE
I read Lynn of Reflections in D Minor's post where she answers
5 movie-related questions, and her response to "What is your favorite Action movie?" made me think of this:
I just saw "Raiders of the Lost Ark" again with Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite, who'd never seen the whole thing before.
Her observation: "Wins the award for the movie where the main character has the least amount of dialogue".
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I just watched it again with my kids. I love that movie.
Posted by: Bou at June 26, 2005 01:53 PM (J9A1R)
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Been a while since I've seen either, but I seem to recall Cast Away having limited dialogue.
And what about Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? I don't believe the Elephant Man talked alot, but I guess Jay and Anthony Hopkins could be the "main characters" of those movis, respectivley.
The half-movie/half-documentary "What the $#*& Do We Know?" had a deaf woman as a main character who spoke very little.
There's also the Frankenstein monster. No words until the blind man talking to him in Bride of Frankenstein.
i'm sure there are others. better examples, but bed.
Posted by: Chuck at June 27, 2005 03:19 AM (NnFch)
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Chuck - I stand corrected :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 27, 2005 07:15 AM (ubhj8)
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Did you think of Brian when you saw Toht? (Medallion imprinted hand)
hln
Posted by: hln at June 27, 2005 09:34 PM (V04ml)
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June 25, 2005
YAY! PIMP ADS!
I just couldn't help but be amused by the Google ads that came up when I clicked the link to my post on
how to get on my WANTON LINK WHORING blogroll:
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"Personalized Pimp Cups"
*snicker*
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So what do we have to do with these ads so you can earn some cash? Just click on them? I can teach Kiki that.
Posted by: Sissy at June 25, 2005 11:24 PM (uXS+O)
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Yeah, they're pay-per-click. If you're actually curious, you can click on them, even if it's just for your own amusement (not the ones in the post itself, that's just a screenshot).
However, I'd prefer that you don't click on them repeatedly, since Google monitors for suspiciously rapid ad-clicking.
And I don't even encourage gratuitous clicking. I need to get an honest feel for what kind of revenue generation these things are actually capable of, so that I can figure out where these things fall in the grand scheme of Pro-Blogging.
For example, if I could make more selling the space directly to other bloggers or using it to pimp my own Cafe Press merchandise (coming soon...ish), I'd like to know that.
But I *do* appreciate the thought :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 25, 2005 11:51 PM (ubhj8)
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Ok, these Google ads are just scary--right now there's
three on how to stop procrastinating, one for a Life Makeover, and a Free Bible Download (Easy and 100% Legal)...
Posted by: Susie at June 26, 2005 12:55 AM (PWYyH)
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Hey, now that you are getting paid for links, that truely makes you a link-whore. Instead of just the link-slut you used to be.
:-P
(By the way, you might want to post your really funny stuff here first
before posting it over at IMAO. Give readers an excuse to come here after filling up on Frank J.'s funny. Just a thought...)
Posted by: GEBIV at June 26, 2005 06:43 AM (bcjM+)
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Oh, and this morning, the ads are for three blogging services an anti-Bush site, and "Great deals on Liberal Blog Shop"
You don't get to pick the ads, do you?
Everybody! It's a Goooooogle-ad watch!
Posted by: GEBIV at June 26, 2005 06:48 AM (bcjM+)
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Yeah, I got the "Anti-"w" bumper stickers, and Liberal blog shop ones too...
Which is why my blog will get shut down for lack of funds before I ever include random advertising....
Then again there's a kind of poetry about those punks making Harvey money...
Posted by: Graumagus at June 26, 2005 10:52 AM (R1Ij/)
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Uhhhh I got the anti-bush ad, the sexy-girl, sexy-guy ad, the how-to for bloggers ad, liberal blogging ad, and blogging evolved ad. Nope, didn't go to one of them. Thought about maybe the How-to... but you already taught me that. ;-)
Posted by: vw bug at June 26, 2005 11:09 AM (9cb42)
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HOW TO MAKE BROWNIES WITH CAKE MIX
According to Amy of Prochein Amy, the short answer is:
Increase the fat, decrease the liquid
Longer answer at Amy's place.
Thank you Amy. I didn't have a cookbook to compare brownie & cake recipes, and bare-bones brownie & cake recipes are a bear to find via Google.
UPDATE: See also: ArmyWifeToddlerMom
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That's why you ask some who knows how to cook or..........read the directions on the box. :-)
Posted by: FIRSTBROKENANGEL at June 25, 2005 11:08 PM (PEKrh)
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Is it admitting to knowing entirely too much about brownies to say that the Duncan Hines mix is better than all the others?
Ok never mind then.
Posted by: tommy at June 25, 2005 11:12 PM (TWHR8)
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read this
http://armywifetoddlermom.blogspot.com/2005/06/happy-2nd-blog-anniversary-mr.html
I do explain how to make "cakier" rather than fudgier brownies.
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at June 25, 2005 11:12 PM (CcA/Q)
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This is a fine example of the difference between women and men. My explanation was a novell-ette and yours was 6 words and a comma.
Posted by: Amy at June 26, 2005 07:57 AM (tPzR0)
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Thanks. I'll have to experiment with this. I have a recipe for making cookies with cake mix but they came out too cakey.
Posted by: Lynn S at June 26, 2005 09:38 PM (zsB+S)
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When do you put the pot in....
Posted by: Madfish Willie at June 27, 2005 01:14 PM (XgGIq)
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Best way is to heat it in the fat (I use butter) and then (unless it is really highgrade and flavorful) skim it off. THC is fat soluble, which is why it shows up for so long in drug testing.
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TODAY'S LOVE NOTE
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Introduction)
Of all the memories we've shared... none are as wondrous as the ones we're making together today.
(CAUTION: Romantics beware - comments may contain naughtiness)
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... Hope I'll still remember them tomorrow after I sober up...
Posted by: Harvey at June 25, 2005 09:13 PM (ubhj8)
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Do you prefer VHS or DVD?
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TODAY'S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
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"Of COURSE not, Honey! What in the WORLD would make you think I've been at a gay bar?"
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CHEAP, HOMEMADE HEATING PAD
Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite has a headache this morning. Unfortunately our good heating pads both died in tragic microwaving accidents recently, so what's a man to do?
Google to the rescue!
INGREDIENTS:
Sock
Uncooked rice
Piece of string to tie the sock closed.
DIRECTIONS:
Assemble, microwave, give to wife, graciously accept numerous brownie points.
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Now ya just gotta hope her headache goes away so you can redeem your brownie points.
Posted by: Sissy at June 25, 2005 12:33 PM (uXS+O)
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..although, the old "pool-balls in a sock" method for curing your wife's "headache" is more frequently used in London..
Posted by: Sally at June 25, 2005 01:14 PM (crWt/)
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I read somewhere that orgasms can help get a woman's headache to go away - if you can get past the "I have a headache" excuse, it's worked for me in the past.
Posted by: songstress7 at June 25, 2005 01:20 PM (ie93s)
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Songstress - depending on the type of headache, you are correct that drawing blood to other regions of the body can reduce the painful head-throbbing.
"Just lie back & relax, honey, I'll be down here re-arranging your blood flow" :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 25, 2005 04:25 PM (ubhj8)
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could you mass produce these?I think you have found a carrer.
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at June 25, 2005 11:15 PM (CcA/Q)
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... COULD... but the cost to ship them would make them prohibitively expensive - it's got over a pound of rice in it :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 25, 2005 11:37 PM (ubhj8)
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Listen guys, a bit of advice: don't try to analyze the headache "excuse". Sometimes it really is a headache. If it's not it's less an excuse than just being kind. "Not tonight, I've got a headache," sounds a lot better than, "You're not turning me on right now."
Posted by: Lynn S at June 26, 2005 09:44 PM (zsB+S)
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Lynn... I feel certain if TNT says she has a headache, that is exactly what she has. I think it is not possible for Harvey NOT to turn her on.
Posted by: Boudicca at June 26, 2005 10:38 PM (J9A1R)
Posted by: Harvey at June 26, 2005 10:57 PM (ubhj8)
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Harvey,
As a migraine person, heat is not the cure - cold is. I have two 4X10 ice packs in my freezer at all times. They have this stretchy piece with velcro at the end. Put one on the neck and one around the forehead, Excedrin Migraine, have her lie down in a dark room and she should feel better real soon. If she has them often, she should ask the doctor for Imitrex but still use the Excedrin.
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at June 28, 2005 04:28 PM (PEKrh)
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BTW, Songstress is also correct.
Forget the rice.
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at June 28, 2005 04:31 PM (PEKrh)
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