Beloved Wife TNT of Smiling Dynamite has a headache this morning. Unfortunately our good heating pads both died in tragic microwaving accidents recently, so what's a man to do?
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Now ya just gotta hope her headache goes away so you can redeem your brownie points.
Posted by: Sissy at June 25, 2005 12:33 PM (uXS+O)
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..although, the old "pool-balls in a sock" method for curing your wife's "headache" is more frequently used in London..
Posted by: Sally at June 25, 2005 01:14 PM (crWt/)
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I read somewhere that orgasms can help get a woman's headache to go away - if you can get past the "I have a headache" excuse, it's worked for me in the past.
Posted by: songstress7 at June 25, 2005 01:20 PM (ie93s)
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Songstress - depending on the type of headache, you are correct that drawing blood to other regions of the body can reduce the painful head-throbbing.
"Just lie back & relax, honey, I'll be down here re-arranging your blood flow" :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 25, 2005 04:25 PM (ubhj8)
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could you mass produce these?I think you have found a carrer.
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at June 25, 2005 11:15 PM (CcA/Q)
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... COULD... but the cost to ship them would make them prohibitively expensive - it's got over a pound of rice in it :-)
Posted by: Harvey at June 25, 2005 11:37 PM (ubhj8)
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Listen guys, a bit of advice: don't try to analyze the headache "excuse". Sometimes it really is a headache. If it's not it's less an excuse than just being kind. "Not tonight, I've got a headache," sounds a lot better than, "You're not turning me on right now."
Posted by: Lynn S at June 26, 2005 09:44 PM (zsB+S)
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Lynn... I feel certain if TNT says she has a headache, that is exactly what she has. I think it is not possible for Harvey NOT to turn her on.
Posted by: Boudicca at June 26, 2005 10:38 PM (J9A1R)
Posted by: Harvey at June 26, 2005 10:57 PM (ubhj8)
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Harvey,
As a migraine person, heat is not the cure - cold is. I have two 4X10 ice packs in my freezer at all times. They have this stretchy piece with velcro at the end. Put one on the neck and one around the forehead, Excedrin Migraine, have her lie down in a dark room and she should feel better real soon. If she has them often, she should ask the doctor for Imitrex but still use the Excedrin.
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at June 28, 2005 04:28 PM (PEKrh)
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BTW, Songstress is also correct.
Forget the rice.
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at June 28, 2005 04:31 PM (PEKrh)
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