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[IN ALMIGHTY GOD THERE'S ALWAYS LOVE]

Much better than Allah's motto - "Slaughtering the innocent since 622 A.D."

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[I [heart] MY MOMMA]

Coincidentally, lovin' your momma only cost ME a dollar, too.

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[SHELBY, we were friends before we were lovers. FRIENDS. Tell me what I need to hear.]

Fine.

"Although currently troubled by certain 'issues', Michael Jackson is a talented musician and dancer who truly deserved the nickname 'King of Pop'."

There.

Satisfied?

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[Smile :-) God granted you another day.]

Spend part of it in church, and maybe you'll get to have tomorrow, too.

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[Good Charlotte]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Non-descript, Post-grunge, Corporate-tool, Faux-alternative Rock Bands With No Street Cred Dollars" Coming soon: "Blink-182" and "Third Eye Blind".

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[(red splotch)]

Although it did well in focus groups, the "raspberry jelly center dollar" proved unpopular with the public at large.

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[(chewed-up quarter)]

From "Moonraker" - official "Jaws" brand chewing gum.

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[BOMB SADDAM]

And the #1 cool thing America did in 2003...

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[(rubber stamp: GAY MONEY)]

After this incident, they had to change the policy to "Don't Ask. Don't Tell. Don't Spend".

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[(Orange shapes by Washington's head)]

Ok, so his toupee is the color of a traffic cone and it's shaped like a wig that Bozo rejected. It's STILL more natural-looking than Donald Trump's combover.

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[St. Jude Pray for us]

St. Jude sighed. Would these Cubs fans NEVER leave him alone?

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[THE FIRST TIP]

Just a little souvenier from the days when I used to dance as "Handyman Harvey", wearing nothing but a toolbelt and a smile.

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[(dollar that's dark on the left side and light on the right)]

Pessimists see the bill as being "half dark".
Optimists see the bill as being "half light".
Bad Example readers see the bill as being "half dirty".

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[(red spots on Washington's head)]

George, I *told* you that popping them would only make them look worse...

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[(creatively folded dollar bill)]

Crazed Bush-haters across America were thrilled to discover proof that - according to conspiracy theory bill-folding techniques - an American President named George was a dick.

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[(Rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]

And milked it like a cow!

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[(I [heart] U)]

Quiz: How well do you know women?

It's Valentine's Day and you only have $3 to your name. Which of the following gives you the best shot at getting a little:

A) Spend all $3 on a Hallmark card full of pastel colors & poetry for your girlfriend?

B) Scrawl a clumsy - but heart-felt - note on one of the dollars and buy her an 8-oz Hershey Bar with the rest.

C) Go to the bar, spend the money on beer, and see if you can sweet-talk a parking-lot-quickie out of the drunk chick in the corner?

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[(Treasury seal and serial number printed on top of Del Monte fruit sticker)]

Ok, this corporate sponsorship crap is just getting WAY out of hand...

[Hat tip to bloggreatgranddaughter Sticks of From Chaos to Serendipity]

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[(Rubber stamp: BLESSED)]

Wow! If you thought the ACLU had a fit over "In God We Trust", just wait till they see the NEW design!

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[(lower left "1" colored blue)]

Because the eye is drawn to the spot of color, viewers will typically not notice that Washington is completely nude in this portrait.

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