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[Good Luck Bobbi (also large tear across top)]

Since she tried to open it up to see if there was money inside, I'm guessing Bobbi was a blond.

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[(rubber stamp: Track This Bill, www.wheresgeorge.com, also map showing Ames Iowa)]

This must be that "middle of nowhere" people keep talking about.

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[Increase in the name of Jesus]

That's one way to do it. Personally, I go with Viagra.

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["Suck my balls" and drawing of spurting member]

Official White House Tour souvenir, circa 1996.

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[(rubber stamps: CURRENCY TRACKING STUDY LOG THIS BILL AT WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM and cartoon pig)]

And after I finish entering it at wheresgeorge, I'm donating it to CAIR.

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[D-Block Bitch]

Isn't that cute? Paris already has a nickname.

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[(Rubber stamp: www.WHERESGEORGE.com BILL TRACKING PROJECT)]

Actually, that's Hillary's way of keeping track of her husband.

"George" is her code word for that... uh... "troublesome part" of his.

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[(I Love you ADAM!)]

Graffiti of Eden

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[(unmarked 100 Franc bill with image of topless woman)]

French Historical Fun Fact: In 1789, France invented the wardrobe malfuntion.

[Hat tip to Snopes and blogdaughter Michele of Letters From New York City]

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[(rubber stamp: Mockingbird Hill 'The Alternative' HWY 115 & 60)]

Just down the road from the old Munster place.

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Answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and "What is the average number of factual errors in a typical New York Times article?"

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[St Jude pray for us]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Rejected Beatles Lyrics Dollars". Coming soon: "Lucy in the sky on acid", and "All you need is love and a sturdy condom".

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[1992 2810 2087]

[After choosing the $200 answer under the category "Significant Numbers" on Jeopardy]

"What are 'the number of tears cried by Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Ted Kennedy, respectively, over not being able to get a deadline for pulling out of Iraq?'"

[Hat tip to bloggranddaughter Sarah The Penguin of Because We Have Thumbs for finding this one for me]

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[St. Lazurus! Anyone who receives this will win a lot of money if they re-write this on 10 bills]

Hmmm... wonder what would happen if I wrote this on 10 boobies?

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[GAY MONEY]

That's money I set aside specifically for renting Tom Cruise movies.

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[Did you know... This dollar as well as all others now days is not backed up by any silver or gold! This dollar exists because people believe in its validity. Do I see another depression in the future!?! Beware American $$$, invest in European $ or gold & silver]

Eh. I'm just going to invest in Nigerians.

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[(Rubber stamp: Cryn' Ryan (6x))]

Least manly thing in the world?

A weeping hockey player.

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[I owe GWC - and I strayed]

From "Great Moments in Black History", p79:

"George Washington Carver ran a tightly disciplined cattle ranch. Every cow that wandered away from the herd was required to pay a $1 fine and admit his guilt before being allowed back in the corral."

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[(Rubber stamp: McVoid)]

From "American McHistory: the 45th President", page 10:

In 2012, America elected Ronald McDonald president - partly to wash the bad taste of Hillary Clinton out of their figurative mouths, partly to punish the Republicans for running John McCain AGAIN.

Although no one expected much from his presidency, he surprised everyone with the shrewd wisdom of his policies - the most remarkable of which was the way he brought heretofore unknown levels of prosperity to the country by completely devaluing the dollar and making McDonald's gift certificates the new American currency.

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[(rubber stamp: VOID)]

Must be one of Steven Procter's bills.

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