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Handy map for New Yorkers looking to avoid protestor-induced traffic congestion.

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Posted by: Susie at September 01, 2004 08:50 AM (aGSjc)

2 Gee. I dunno, looks kind of like a digestive track to me...

Posted by: GEBIV at September 01, 2004 09:26 AM (Rf4AM)

3 Yeah, it does, but I couldn't get anything from that angle. My idea-lemur just sat there, knocking back martinis and chuckling to himself.

Posted by: Harvey at September 01, 2004 05:55 PM (ubhj8)

4 Your monkey was spanking his own monkey... <George of the Jungle> watch out for that spoo </George of the Jungle>

Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 01, 2004 08:28 PM (ZQAP0)

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In HTML, the "Washington" tag is used to prevent the British from accessing your web page.

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1 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Susie at August 31, 2004 12:50 AM (aRlto)

2 LOL! That's got to be the best one yet!

Posted by: Sally at August 31, 2004 04:55 AM (a1D32)

3 Hehehe... Good one.

Posted by: Dana at August 31, 2004 02:11 PM (vgtCY)

4 Wait.... how did Sally access this? :-/

Posted by: Harvey at August 31, 2004 05:50 PM (ubhj8)

5 Alex and I know *everything* you have on your computer. We just haven't got around to contacting the authorities yet ;-)

Posted by: Sally at September 01, 2004 03:32 AM (a1D32)

6 [places more "Washington" tags in template]

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[GEORGE SAYS - "WEED IS GOOD FOR YOU!"]

George also said, "Slavery is peachy", and "Women's sufferage is evil".

Two out of three ain't bad.

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As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury announced that it would start issuing "State Governor Dollars". First up: New Jersey.

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[For a good time call 1-800-FUCK-ME]

Yeah, sure, I called the number.

But I hung up as soon as they answered "Skanky Granny's House O'Bondage".

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"I did not have sex with that woman, Sun-Yi" (see #11 at the second link)

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As Hurricane Charley washes ashore in Florida, a pelican watches with dismay as his Orlando nest is scattered into its component twigs.

In an unrelated story, residents of Mexico city report the discovery of the world's largest bird dropping.

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[Be kind to yourself]

To get around public school prohibitions against teaching "self-love" as an alternative to abstinence, AIDS activisits started advocating the teaching of "self-kindness".

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[Eat Shit]

...from the list of "Things I'd Rather Do Than Watch Fahrenheit 9/11".

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[High on life! Spam me and I'll be forever yours! by: razorhot15@aol.com]

After her acting career was destroyed by drugs and anorexia, the only job Mary Kate could get was cyberwhoring for spam.

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[Stan the Man]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury introduced the first in the new series of "Rhyming Nickname Dollars". Coming soon: Mitch the Bitch, and Frank the Skank.

NOT coming soon: George.

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[I LOVE FRANCISCO ESCOBAR 5-25-01]

I need penicillin 5-26-01

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[Happy Birthday How long have you been working here? Ha Ha :-)]

Martha Stewart did NOT appreciate her cellmate's sense of humor, and retaliated by sticking a lace-covered, lavender-scented shiv in her kidney.

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[Christian]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury issued the first in it's new series of "Things That Aren't Particularly Threatening Dollars". Coming soon: "Buddhist", "French Army", and "Dead Terrorist".

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[{too much crap to list individually}]

The graffiti currency equivalent of a comment party.

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1 eh, I'd rather party at Madfish Willie's :p

Posted by: Earl at August 02, 2004 11:20 PM (FeL3u)

2 LOL!

Posted by: Susie at August 02, 2004 11:39 PM (CSnd4)

3 Earl - we ALL would, but the Bartender's being a dick.

Posted by: Harvey at August 02, 2004 11:50 PM (ubhj8)

4 Hey, according to that, Alex got run over by a reindeer. I guess they have reindeer at zoos in London. And Jon is sexy. I wonder if that's our _Jon?

Posted by: Boudicca at August 03, 2004 07:42 AM (JG8ip)

5 I can assure you that I am *not* sexy. And when is Willie *not* a dick?

Posted by: _Jon at August 03, 2004 09:10 AM (R6yie)

6 Blow me....

Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 03, 2004 11:15 AM (uvu7I)

7 LOL! I hadn't noticed that, Bou! Those reindeer at London Zoo are TERRIBLE!

Posted by: Sally at August 03, 2004 03:01 PM (a1D32)

8 MB - open up your comments, ya prick! I let YOU poop YOUR crap in here... Only fair, I say. Bou - now check the bottom of that side of the bill, where it says "she" smoked herself better. Looks like Alex has a secret... Did you know about this, Sally?

Posted by: Harvey at August 04, 2004 12:08 AM (ubhj8)

9 I guess I'll have to go away then... adios, Muchacho!

Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 04, 2004 10:11 AM (uvu7I)

10 [changes litter in comments] Fine, MB, you can still poop here. Yer still a prick, though :-P

Posted by: Harvey at August 04, 2004 05:54 PM (ubhj8)

11 OK... you win... fjuckhead!

Posted by: Mudfish Billie at August 04, 2004 09:18 PM (uvu7I)

12 Now THERE'S the spammin'-ass fartknocker Bartender we all know & love :-P

Posted by: Harvey at August 04, 2004 11:03 PM (ubhj8)

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