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September 22, 2004
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[Ray 204]
From the "IMAO Space Laser Instruction Book, Chapter 10: The 250 Settings of S.M.I.T.E."
Ray 204 - causes a dark patch to form on the front of a hippy's pants, resulting in much pointing and laughing from non-stupid protest bystanders."
(hat tip to Dana of Eat the Lettuce for finding this one for me)
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Posted by: Susie at September 23, 2004 12:29 AM (aGSjc)
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Posted by: Madfish WIllie at September 23, 2004 08:22 PM (Ql9J6)
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Posted by: Harvey at September 23, 2004 09:37 PM (ubhj8)
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Fjuck you... I'm left handed!!!!!!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 23, 2004 10:58 PM (Ql9J6)
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September 13, 2004
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[NO ONION NO RELISH]
The new McCain Feingold bill will forbid the sale of certain hot dog toppings within 30 days of a general election, thus reducing the influence of Big Onion and Big Pickle money in politics.
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Well I'll be damned. It really does say that. It looks like someone couldn't keep an extra hotdog order in their head in addition to their own, so they wrote it on the back of the fiver they were going to pay with.
Posted by: Boudicca at September 13, 2004 08:50 PM (7M9yY)
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September 10, 2004
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Check it out. I think I found Dan Rather's "Journalistic Integrity"!
[P.S. You HAVE to see this example of how the forged memos failed the "typewriter test"]
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I think that the centered headings are
THE fatal blow for the Au
thentic-nistas... I mena they are perfect down to infintessimal measurements... hardly something anyone casually, or on purpose for that matter, could accomplish by hand... Fuck Dan Ra
ther!!
Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 11, 2004 06:26 AM (ZQAP0)
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Bartender - damn right - I remember what a HUGE pain in the ass is was to center something manually... count the words, divide by two, tab to center, backspace that number... and to try to do that with
adjustable width fonts?
Not happening.
Posted by: Harvey at September 11, 2004 08:43 AM (tJfh1)
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Especially on a "personal" memo to shove away in a file somewhere!
Posted by: Susie at September 11, 2004 12:29 PM (aGSjc)
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Maybe Killian is some sort of typing idiot-savant? You know, he doesn't realize how he does it, he just does it.
...Nah
Mheh *snort*
Posted by: GEBIV at September 11, 2004 12:30 PM (Pf34o)
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I've read elsewhere, probably Powerline, that the way you might get traction in the real world is to complain to your local affiliates of CBS, if you haven't done so already, until there's a retraction. A very public one. If CBS is so sure these docs are authentic and thoroughly vetted, they can take their experts to claim the at least $10,000 prize over at www.defeatjohnjohn. If this isn't a Fraud of the first magnitude(could've had some fun back there), why isn't dead-tree C BS laughing BWAHHHAHAHA into a digicam? After everything I've seen, it's decisively in favor of the new and actually relevant media. Another shovelful of dirt into MSM's grave. Maybe Kerry could beg Rather to do a hard-hitting interview as one last old-college-try. In Cambodia. The Whole World Is Watching, as Lefties like to say!
Posted by: MK at September 11, 2004 10:23 PM (AxhjE)
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Visit www.johnkerry.com. What a joke. They're in full hunker-down mode trying to avoid the backlash of that can of whup-ass they themselves opened. Why would President Bush allow himself to be drawn into the paranoid and whacked fabrications purporting to be truth, now peddled as 'news'? Now into at least 40 days of hiding from the MSM, Kerry knew the MSM would attempt to use another fraud upon the voters in an election year. This is absolutely unconscionable behavior for a so-called un-biased information source to be involved in. Complain to your local CBS affiliates. Either register with the IRS as a DU-527, or issue a public retraction, CBS.
Posted by: MK at September 11, 2004 10:47 PM (AxhjE)
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I finally got John Kerry's theme for his bid for the Presidency: John Kerry 2004, The Lurch Into Irrelevance (yeah, that's mine).
Posted by: MK at September 11, 2004 10:52 PM (AxhjE)
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MTV could do a spot, JFK's Lurch to Irrelevance Tour 2K4. If Kerry's lucky and can rely on the necro-American vote(usually solid Dems), he might take 9 or 10 states. The Democrat-Moonbat Left is going to vote Kerry, but not the at least 60% of skeptical and intelligent consumers of news. I've got a couple of bucks riding already that Kerry won't even take Massachusetts.
Posted by: MK at September 11, 2004 11:06 PM (AxhjE)
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interesting reading.. stay in your nazi prison punk....
Posted by: Vaclav Kabat at September 16, 2004 09:28 AM (6c7V4)
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Vaclav - buy a consonant
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September 09, 2004
September 08, 2004
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When told that a person has to be dead before he can appear on US currency, a Kerry spokesman replied, "Have you seen him campaign lately?"
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LOL! I want one of those!
Posted by: Lynn S at September 09, 2004 09:32 AM (/kV0w)
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This explains my dad's old saying "As queer as a three dollar bill" (this was back when that meant "odd", and "gay" meant "happy").
Posted by: Susie at September 09, 2004 12:14 PM (aGSjc)
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Shouldn't the denomination change whenever you flip the bill over? Three on one side and four on the other maybe?
Posted by: GEBIV at September 10, 2004 10:27 PM (Pf34o)
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GEBIV - Zing! Nice shot :-)
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Posted by: FISTING-Daily at September 20, 2004 03:53 AM (N4EOK)
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No... really... I think a daily fisting is a little harsh, even for Kerry.
Well, maybe not.
He probably flip-flops on the topic himself.
But at least he's not a SHIT-SUCK COMMENT SPAMMER!
Posted by: Harvey at September 21, 2004 07:01 AM (ubhj8)
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September 03, 2004
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[Debi's Lounge, Deer Park, Texas, 6963 Hwy 225, Deer Park TX 77536]
Check it out! On the back it says, "2 for 1 special on hummers from Toothless Tanya".
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Posted by: Madfish Willie at September 04, 2004 09:37 AM (ZQAP0)
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Heh. I heard in college the perfect girl was about 3 ft tall, fold back teeth, a flat head (to set beer on) and big ears (holding on to). I guess Toothless Tanya would fit one of those specs... but I think they expected it to be free!
Posted by: Boudicca at September 08, 2004 08:05 PM (7M9yY)
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September 02, 2004
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In an attempt to capture the youth vote, Lincoln tried to boost his "hip & trendy" quotient with a flamboyant eyebrow piercing.
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September 01, 2004
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[DO NOT SPEND]
In a desperate effort to derail Bush's economic recovery, John Kerry's 527 group, "Swift Boat Veterans For Poverty" does everything it can to get its message out.
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