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[DREBZ Here's Gas Money You Come See us next time Maybe we'll be There!]

One dollar for gas money? So... Drebz was visiting his neighbor across the street?

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[Touch My Boobs]

Most people will tell you that the 3 sweetest words in the English language are, "I love you".

I beg to differ.

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[WAZZZ-UP?]

As a follow-up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in the new series of "Annoying Commercial Catch-Phrase Dollars". Coming soon: "Brilliant!" and "Where's the beef?"

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[kneeling soon for this will be home]

Bill Clinton's cruel sense of humor is best illustrated by the fact that he would frequently drop hints to Monica that he'd make her the new First Lady in exchange for certain... favors.

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[(9-30-01) SWM Seeks SWF 1-712-260-8379 (IOWA) Athletic/trim - 22 years old Party animal. Likes - long walks along beach. Dislikes - Liars & mean people]

While the rest of the country has moved on to "toothing", the "dollar quickie" remains the hook-up method of choice in Iowa.

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[508-2980 SARA]

Hollywood Fun Fact:
"The Terminator" was originally designed as a TV series, where, every week, Schwarzenegger - having this dollar as his only clue - would kill another Sara Connor in a different area code.

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[BILLS]
Fortunately for the movie-viewing public, the original "flock of killer ducks" angle was scrapped in favor of a great white shark and a toothier title.

[Thanks to Susie of Practical Penumbra for providing the picture]

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[Stranglehold '03]

...which marked the 25th in a series of Ted Nugent "Farewell" concert tours. Of course, by this time in his sagging career, he was being billed third under both "Puppet Show" and "Spinal Tap".

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1 Whoa, easy there killer. Don't mess with Spinal Tap now. You're treading on hallowed ground. Their brilliance has not been matched since "The Folksmen" came around. Don't make me say it in "Dubly." You wouldn't like me when I go Dubly.

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at May 23, 2004 01:27 AM (Nl2WO)

2 FYI dickhead... Ted Nugent still packs a joint... maybe not in cheeseland... but here in America he does!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 23, 2004 05:31 PM (7phcR)

3 nIm, Bartender. It's just a fucking graffiti currency, relax :-) Besides, no one has more respect for Nuge than I do. Great guitar player, and one of the few members of the entertainment industry who doesn't have his head up his ass politically.

Posted by: Harvey at May 23, 2004 10:07 PM (ubhj8)

4 Shut your pie-hole for a second and read between the lines.

Posted by: Madfish Willie at May 24, 2004 04:14 PM (7phcR)

5 I got your lines for you right here: | nIm |

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[YO]

I give up... what DO you call a Duncan Butterfly that won't come back up into your hand?

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[William's check for a good week's work]

Being the county's "Road Kill Clean-up Guy" didn't pay a lot, but William made up for it by selling discount toupees on the side.

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[SMOKE A DOOBIE]

Prohibited from touting their wares on TV, California's medical marijuana dealers opted for a less conventional means of advertising.

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[All ill and injustice will return to its makers. Fill all voids with justice and wellness]

Following on the heels of the popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury released the first in its series of "New Age Psychobabble Dollars".

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[LO]

In order to assist an increasingly stupid population of public school graduates, the US Treasury began printing verbal descriptions of each denominations relative value on all US currency.

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[Hot Licks]

Attempting to ride the coattails of the popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury has announced the new "Happy Foreplay Dollars" series.

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While somewhat historically accurate, "Gangs of New York" omits the facts that The Butcher survived the final showdown, changed his name, and was elected President. When asked about these gross factual inaccuracies, Scorsese responded, "You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this [f******] knife!" before wading into the crowd of reporters with a meat cleaver.

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Saddam wasn't actually hiding in that septic tank, he was just looking for that bill he dropped.

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[LITTLE PEOPLE REVOLUTION]

After Dorothy left Oz, the Munchkins stormed Emerald City, and Scarecrow's head wound up on a pike in front of the palace gate.

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