September 30, 2005
[The magic dollar: each time someone spends it, please write name on back margin]
[(no names on back margin)]
After passing the dollar around the House floor, Tom DeLay became acutely aware of the fact that he didn't have a single friend left in Washington.
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September 29, 2005
[If you get this dollar, please return to www.dollar dot.com or C.Y. Butts]
You can send a dollar bill over the internet?
Wow! Is there anything Gmail CAN'T do?
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07:12 AM
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September 28, 2005
[(rubber stamp: I Grew Hemp)]
Eh. It's cheaper than gasoline...
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07:03 AM
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September 27, 2005
[Fnord (printed backwards)]
If you're not part of the conspiracy, please ignore this message.
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08:08 AM
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September 26, 2005
[D F BOBANA NEZA ANA]
It's the Name Game!
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September 23, 2005
[Rob L. TNV]
Just a reminder to myself that Rob Lowe is going to be on Fox's new show "Tuesday Night Vasectomy".
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10:19 AM
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September 22, 2005
[(red & purple splotches)]
Looks like another "GREAT TASTE!", "LESS FILLING!" argument got WAY out of hand...
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September 21, 2005
[(rubber stamp - Skydive!)]
As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Matty O'Blackfive Dollars". Coming soon: "Bust their chops!" and "So I looked at the French General and said..."
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September 20, 2005
[Ashley Blossom]
REVEALED! The names of two interns that Bill Clinton actually didn't have sexual relations with!
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September 19, 2005
[(dollar bill - boredom - pink hi-liter)]
After Washington's "Pretty in Pink" incident, the Army modified it's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy to include "Don't Drop Really Obvious Hints".
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07:36 AM
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September 18, 2005
[Thank you for being our customer, Phil]
Discover CashBack Bonus now extends to stripper tips.
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10:34 AM
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September 17, 2005
[dollar bill dollar bill dollar bill]
IDG publishing presents "Currency for Dummies"
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08:26 AM
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September 16, 2005
[Manuel y Candy 4ever 4ever 4ever 4ever]
Hallmark's new line of Stripper's Day cards sold well in El Paso.
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September 15, 2005
[Jesus Christ IS GOD]
In "Passion of the Christ II: Return of the Savior".
Coming soon to an Apocalypse near you.
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September 14, 2005
[(rubber stamp: GUN OWNER)]
How do you spell Hurricane Katrina Aftermath Survivor?
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07:32 AM
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September 13, 2005
[MAD]
Just put your thumb on Washington's face and it tells you how you're feeling. I LOVE these new "mood dollars"!
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06:56 AM
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September 12, 2005
[(rubber stamp: butterfly)]
If hippies ran the Treasury...
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September 10, 2005
[(Pink circle around the US Treasurer's signature)]
Marked for death by the Gay Mafia
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10:24 AM
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September 09, 2005
[To God you owe your life]
To the IRS you owe this dollar.
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September 08, 2005
[Keep the blood in your head and keep your feet on the ground]
First draft of Casey Kasem's inspirational catchphrase.
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