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In order to boost revenue, the US Treasury started selling advertising space on currency. The first customer was a discount Japanese Internet Service Provider called "America On Rine".

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1 Boooooooo

Posted by: Chuck at August 31, 2005 09:03 AM (JXgKx)

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Posted by: Susie at August 31, 2005 12:23 PM (nekkG)

3 *shakes head* I had so much higher hopes for you harv... *continues shaking head*

Posted by: virtue at August 31, 2005 03:54 PM (7rxW8)

4 *ROFLMAO!* And even while I was still just looking at the bill, before I read commentary, I just knew it would be rip of some sort on AOL...

Posted by: Jeff at August 31, 2005 11:24 PM (GtrXh)

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[(pink smiley face)]

Late at night, when no one was watching, Wal-Mart's Smiley logo liked to try on a little lipstick and eyeshadow - it made him feel SO pretty!

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Posted by: Susie at August 31, 2005 12:24 PM (nekkG)

2 I always wondered what he did when he wasn't "rolling back prices"... I had pictured him in a low-life bar chatting up hookers. But makeup? Who knew?

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[I GREW HEMP]

"In fact, I built my entire freaking house out of the stuff."

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1 ROFL!

Posted by: Susie at August 30, 2005 12:41 AM (nekkG)

2 Remind me to take a lighter and a bong next time I visit Mount Vernon!

Posted by: Jeff at August 30, 2005 03:33 AM (mtktK)

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[(fake Million Dollar Bill)]

In a not-entirely-unexpected fit of madness, the Bartender at Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon decided it was time to do some SERIOUS tipjar salting.

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Posted by: Susie at August 28, 2005 09:37 AM (nekkG)

2 And it comes with a sound effect, right? Press the Statue of Liberty, and it says "One MEELIION Dollars" hln

Posted by: hln at August 28, 2005 11:29 AM (V04ml)

3 Gotta make up for all the dumb-ass short-hitters - like Herbey & Eric - that never fucking tip...

Posted by: Madfish Willie at August 29, 2005 02:16 PM (0LuE9)

4 ...and I guess this means I can start working on my second meeelliiion dollars!!!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at August 29, 2005 02:18 PM (0LuE9)

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[Get US Out! of the United Nations]

Steve the Pirate has started a blogroll for bloggers who think that the US should get the f*** out of the UN.

Here's the scoop:

To join:

1. Reply to this comment with your Blog name and your email address.

2. Add the code to your site: < script language=”javascript” type=”text/javascript” src=”http://rpc.blogrolling.com/display.php?r=30d5d5528a3796ca6df2cb 599bbad65a”>< /script>…well, minus the spaces of course.

[Harv's note: I tightened up the code a bit so it's more copy & paste:

<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://rpc.blogrolling.com/display.php?r=
30d5d5528a3796ca6df2cb599bbad65a"></script>

Just remove the one space between the = and the 3]

3. As soon as you do so, you will be added to the blogroll! Should take less than twenty-four hours.

4. Pimp this thing out on your blog! I want a lot of members to show that weÂ’re not going to put up with the UNÂ’s bulls* anymore.

So, if you love the UN as much as I do (*waves flamethrower around menacingly*) here's your chance to make it known.

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1 Oh, Harv...you know that twos get me all tingly....

Posted by: Susie at August 27, 2005 11:09 AM (nekkG)

2 HA!HA! I was on the Blogroll before you even knew about it. Us out of UN member since August 17. PPPPPFFFFFT!

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[(freaky-looking hair drawn on Washington)]

PRESIDENTIAL FUN FACT:

In 1753, Washington attempted to replicate Franklin's famous "electric kite experiment", but made the mistake of holding the key in his hand.

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[Where have I been? www.wheresgeorge.com]

Sure, right now it's just a fun little web site. In a couple years, it'll be mandatory under USA PATRIOT Act III.

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Posted by: Susie at August 23, 2005 09:56 AM (nekkG)

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[George]

Although the Jeopardy contestant knew "The first name of the President pictured on this bill", he forgot to phrase his response in the form of a question and lost everything.

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[Money is not everything]

Of course not. Everything is 4.

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[{Rubber stamp: bear on flag with sparkler)]

WARNING!: Do not attempt to light flag if you are sitting on same.

Note: Warning does not apply if you are a hippy, a communist or just really dumb.

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[Just like ol' times, huh? Here's a dolar for the trolly. Remind you of anything? [heart] ya, Janet]

Promotional flyer for the sequel to Tennessee Williams' "A Streetcar Named Desired" - "A Trolly Named Vague Recollection"

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[Beat out a 18 yr old to win bet!!!!]

Sounds impressive until you find out that the bet in question was "who has droopier boobs?"

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[I GREW HEMP]

CAUTION: Today's Graffiti Currency has been deemed "irresponsible" by the Office of National Drug Control Policy and the Partnership for a Drug-Free America.

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Posted by: Susie at August 10, 2005 09:54 AM (nekkG)

2 LOL!

Posted by: Sally at August 10, 2005 03:52 PM (Q5UbG)

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[(various pot-shots at Hillary]

By request of Sean of Shoot A Liberal - the Hillary $3 Bill

The back can be viewed at FunDollarBills.com, where you can also order one for yourself, if you're so inclined.

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[I GREW HEMP]

Just like that chick on that TV show "Weeds".

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[(blank)]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the ONLY bill in its new series of "Things That Are More Contemptible Than Jane Fonda Dollars".

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[(rubber stamp: fish)]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Smelly Things Dollars". Coming soon: "Diaper Pail" and "Hippy".

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[(red wavy line)]

And here we see the collective blood alcohol content of the BlogCrawl participants tracked as a moving average between 7pm Saturday and 7am Sunday. I think that last peak was due entirely to Sissy.

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