July 30, 2004
[(picture of eagle) WHERESGEORGE.COM]
After being rebuffed by their first choice of Kentucky Fried Chicken, Alfred Hitchcock Productions settled for teaming up with the popular currency-tracking website to promote the re-release of their 1963 hit movie.
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July 29, 2004
[Doritos]
At least Dan Quayle spelled this one right.
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July 28, 2004
[Congratulations Gary! April 26, 1992 Elkhart Lake [Road] America]
Obviously it wasn't the prize money that made people want to race on the Road America track as it was the chance to be able to say, "I own the fastest tricycle in Wisconsin!"
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DJuly 27, 2004
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July 26, 2004
[GUN OWNER$]
Legendary Actor - Gun Owner - Lousy Tipper.
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July 25, 2004
[macho up side down]
As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury release the first in its new series of "Xtreme Sports Dollars", featuring "Mad Skillz Snowboard Dude".
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July 22, 2004
[have a nice day]
As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Customer Service Cliche Dollars". Coming soon: "How may I help you?" and "Fries with that?".
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July 21, 2004
[conditioner]
Question: what item does Don King always forget to put on his shopping list?
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July 20, 2004
Yes, son, I did say that you could get your ear pierced, but I didn't say that you could get a hole big enough to stick a freakin' baseball bat through!
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July 19, 2004
[Todd is]
Although he might not be, depending on whether you go with the Clinton definition.
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July 17, 2004
[stress related]
As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "What caused that heart attack dollars". Coming soon: "Chicago snow-shovelling" and "NAG! NAG! NAG!"
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July 16, 2004
[Bush = recession + evil]
Don't I know it! Every morning after I chase some, I wake up broke & ashamed.
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July 15, 2004
[Merry Xmas Jeff & Carol]
OH BOY! Now Jeff & Carol can finally almost afford those Happy Meals they've had their eyes on for so very long.
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July 14, 2004
[VAULT]
As a compromise on the "letting illegal immigrants vote" issue, the Treasury started issuing "Olympic Event Dollars". If the US wins gold in the event shown on your bill, you can cast a ballot in the November election.
Limit one vote per customer. Offer void for stupid, confused, and/or senile people in Florida.
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July 12, 2004
[Jennie Withrow Prod CPR]
In celebration of the 30th anniversary of the Heimlich Maneuver, the Treasury issued a series of "Life Saving Medical Technique Dollars". This one commemorates Jennie Withrow's ground-breaking experiments with the use of cattle prods to resuscitate heart-attack victims.
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July 11, 2004
[EASTER 2004 Love You Gramma]
Having just spent $50 on chocolate bunnies and jelly beans, Gramma wasted no time in rewarding the grandkids underwhelming show of gratitude by cutting the little bastards out of her will.
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July 10, 2004
[Disney Vacation Fund]
After years of scrimping and saving, the Joneses had finally scraped together enough money to buy the gas to drive around the parking lot long enough to find an open stall.
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July 09, 2004
[bass-turd {picture of fish, arrow pointing to small object under tail}]
It's some kind of commemorative dollar, but I'm not sure whether it's for Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, or Michael Moore.
(hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one for me)
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July 08, 2004
[(crossed out) FIGHT CRIME. KILL A LIBERAL]
What's this? Tasteless humor oppressed by an incoherant attempt at censorship? THIS looks like a job for... [insert dramatic music]
THE LITTLE RIGHT WING CIRCLE JERK!
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July 07, 2004
[Bob 54]
... is the nickname applied to Senator Dole after he was FINALLY elected President in 2048.
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