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Comic Strip Celebrity Deathmatch: Opus vs. Mike Doonesbury.

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[red splotches]

I'm not positive, but I think it's Arabic for "www.wheresgeorge.com".

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[Harpo's Lounge, 4210 Thomas, Memphis TN 38127, 901-357-8005]

It's kinda like Hooters, except instead of hot chicks in tank tops shoving their boobs in your face, they've got guys in curly red wigs & top hats honking bicycle horns at you.

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[Who's Your Daddy?]

Some historians theorize that Lincoln wouldn't have been targeted for assassination if he hadn't tossed out that smug little line while accepting the South's surrender.

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[Do you believe in God?]

Hmmm... not sure... ask me again on a 50.

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Contrary to popular belief, Bill Clinton was NOT America's first redneck President.

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[Rose]

This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday.
This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday.
This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday.
This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday.
This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday.
... only 995 more & I can sleep in the bed again...
This is NOT an acceptable substitute for actual flowers on your wife's birthday...

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1 Trust me... you got away easy with only a thousand.

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[Anyone who recieve this bill will be Blessed with lots of money if they write this on 10 other bills.]

Al Franken's final, desperate attempt to raise the money to keep Air America out of bankruptcy.

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[(red, sparkly, heart-shaped sticker)]

Presidential Fun Fact: In 1789, George Washington invented the world's first horrifyingly tacky leisure suit.

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[(Rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]

Although not as successful as the "State Quarter" program, the "State Illegal Drug Dollar" program proved quite popular in California.

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[Prov 11:25 - Seed for Debt Free Prov 13:22 - The wealth of the Sinner is laid up to the just]

Prov 15:19 - Hot tip - put everything you've got on the Packers to win the Super Bowl this year. Just trust me on this one... why am I laughing?... uh... I just remembered a really funny joke that one of the Archangels told me this morning...

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[(big green spot on Washington's face)]

Martha sighed... she didn't mind so much that George wore her dresses once in a while, she just wished he'd take it easy with her green eye shadow.

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[FROM KHRISTA MILLER FUCK YOU BITCH]

Dear Grandma,

Just wanted to thank you for the thoughtful birthday gift.

Love,
Khrista

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[Did you know? Steve and Guido are lovers! But Steve is the man!]

Guido's wife stared at the dollar, thunderstruck... the new drapes, the sudden interest in show tunes, the chronic incontinence... it all made sense now.

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[CT CT (also drawing on Washington's face)]

As a follow-up to its popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury instituted the "State Dollars" program. Here we see Connecticut's design, celebrating its claim to fame as the birthplace of Grandpa Munster.

[[hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one for me]]

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[Abel]

"Look," said Cain, "SOMEBODY has to be the world's first murder victim, and your name got drawn fair and square, so stop squirming!"

[[hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one for me]]

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[go.dollar.go@yahoo.com]

...and to vote for the US dollar in the "World's Coolest Currency" competition, send an e-mail to...

[[hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra for finding this one for me]]

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[(dollar bill with 5 blue marks from a bingo marker)]

When I asked if I could borrow a 5-spot, that's NOT what I meant!

[Hat tip to niece/blogdaughter Sarah of That's Not Very Nice! for the bill]

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[THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA]

I am shocked - SHOCKED, I say - that in all my years as a smutty-minded juvenile, I never thought of this one myself.

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[Eric has a big penis]

I'd be more impressed if Eric hadn't gotten this from Molly the Midget.

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