August 31, 2006
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[Call Kellie Fenters for a good time 1-224-627-1198]
"Thank you for calling Dial-a-Hummer. Kellie's mouth is full right now. Please hold until she swallows."
*cue muzak version of AC/DC's "Givin' the Dog a Bone"*
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August 30, 2006
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[(quarter drilled part way through)]
PRESIDENTIAL FUN FACT:
In 1789, the other delegates teased Washington mercilessly for showing up to the Constitutional Convention with a huge hickey.
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August 29, 2006
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[Angie P. Angie P.]
Angie HATED it when people made fun of her bladder control problem.
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August 27, 2006
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[Shorty 420]
Turns out that "Shorty" is actually one of those ironic nicknames, because that "420" is his... uh, size... in millimeters.
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August 26, 2006
With a name like that, she'll probably grow up to be either a hooker or a pop star. Like there's a difference.
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August 25, 2006
[(very damaged penny)]
Here's how I do it: Put the penny in, wait 60 seconds, pull the penny out. If it looks like this, then the coffee's ready.
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August 24, 2006
[Jesus died 4 u so He wouldn't have to live w/o u]
After discovering what the replacement phrase would be, the ACLU decided it could live with "IN GOD WE TRUST".
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August 23, 2006
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[Told you so Ben]
For years, Franklin when on and on about how he "had that $1 bill gig sewn up", so George couldn't resist the urge to talk a little trash once the bill assignments were finally posted.
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August 22, 2006
Official Simpsons Trivia Currency. The question on the other side reads, "Which Simpsons character was voiced by Liz Taylor?".
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August 21, 2006
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[(Rubber stamp: arrows pointing in 8 different directions)]
It's a piece of abstract art I've entitled "Man Farting In A Crowded Elevator".
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August 20, 2006
George really didn't mind having to wear the powdered wig all the time, but that nickname was really starting to get on his nerves.
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August 19, 2006
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[peach schnapps, tequila & pineapple juice]
Huh... so THAT'S it...
And to think I wasted all that time trying to use flowers, candy, and flattery to get women out of their clothes...
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August 18, 2006
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[Herb - Keep this 4-EVER! myg]
myg - Screw U! I need a beer! - Herb
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August 16, 2006
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[(Rubber stamp: star over Lincoln's eye)]
In the Hollywood left's never-ending quest to smear Republicans, the new bio-pic "Lincoln" will portray the 16th President as a drug-abusing Satan-worshipper, and will star Paul Stanley.
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[(million dollar bill)]
Even a Wal-Mart cashier isn't stupid enough to be fooled by one of these.
However, I've had pretty good luck buying PeTA T-shirts with them.
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August 15, 2006
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[PLEASE REMIT]
Despondent over Kermit the Frog's unassailable disinterest, Miss Piggy finally gave up hope and began dropping hints to his less famous little brother.
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August 14, 2006
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[you are not a slave]
After scanning this, my secondary hard drive started playing an MP3 of "We Shall Overcome" and demanded reparations.
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August 13, 2006
[2000 in all 4 corners]
Sure, I should've known it was too good to be true, but when I saw that ad that said "We'll show you how to make 2000 on $1" I thought they'd just forgotten the dollar sign on the first number, so I sent for the instruction manual.
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August 12, 2006
[Plan to hang out and watch a movie with me tonight... I will call you later... PS - Smile - You have a beautiful smile...]
Hate to break it to ya, guy, but lame flattery on a $5 bill ain't gettin' you a date with anyone except Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
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August 11, 2006
[New bill - not previously posted]
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[CURRENCY TRACKING STUDY - LOG THIS BILL AT WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM and pig rubber stamp]
www.wheresgeorge.com unveils its new mascot, "Pantsless Pig", sparking Muslim riots worldwide.
[Hat tip: Leslie of Leslie's Omnibus for sending me this bill]
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