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[DREBZ]

Isn't she that short girl that goes to POBJFKHS?

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[Lauren]

This dollar bill is 75% full of crap.

(with apologies to Laurence Simon)

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[(rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]

Which I used to make the tubing for my Crowostomy Bag.

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[Shannon]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Non-Gender-Specific Irish Names Dollars". Coming soon: "Pat" and "Kelly".

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[AOR]

In order to boost revenue, the US Treasury started selling advertising space on currency. The first customer was a discount Japanese Internet Service Provider called "America On Rine".

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1 Watch it, Harv! Humor is now a hate crime....

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[(pink smiley face)]

Late at night, when no one was watching, Wal-Mart's Smiley logo liked to try on a little lipstick and eyeshadow - it made him feel SO pretty!

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[(fake Million Dollar Bill))]

I will gladly donate this to the DNC if they will just PLEASE put a ball gag on Harry Reid.

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[(rubber stamp: Get US Out! of the United Nations)]

I probably shouldn't taunt the UN like that. The might resolution me.

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[(rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]

"In fact, I built my entire freaking house out of the stuff."

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[(freaky-looking hair drawn on Washington)]

PRESIDENTIAL FUN FACT:
In 1753, Washington attempted to replicate Franklin's famous "electric kite experiment", but made the mistake of holding the key in his hand.

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[Where have I been? www.wheresgeorge.com]

Sure, right now it's just a fun little web site. In a couple years, it'll be mandatory under USA PATRIOT Act III.

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[George]

Although the Jeopardy contestant knew "The first name of the President pictured on this bill", he forgot to phrase his response in the form of a question and lost everything.

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[Money is not everything]

Of course not. Everything is 4.

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[{Rubber stamp: bear on flag with sparkler)]

WARNING!: Do not attempt to light flag if you are sitting on same.

Note: Warning does not apply if you are a hippy, a communist or just really dumb.

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[Just like ol' times, huh? Here's a dolar for the trolly. Remind you of anything? [heart] ya, Janet]

Promotional flyer for the sequel to Tennessee Williams' "A Streetcar Named Desire" - "A Trolly Named Vague Recollection"

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[Beat out a 18 yr old to win bet!!!!]

Sounds impressive until you find out that the bet in question was "who has droopier boobs?"

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1 LOL!!! Where did you get my winnings?

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[(various pot-shots at Hillary)]

By request of Sean of Shoot A Liberal - the Hillary $3 Bill

The back can be viewed at FunDollarBills.com, where you can also order one for yourself, if you're so inclined.

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[I GREW HEMP]

Which I made into the soap that got a German punk rocker arrested.

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[Ann K]

From "Manipulating Women for Dummies", p. 70:

"Women are suckers for seeing their names in print. If you can't afford to get her name tattooed on your arm, just write it on some currency and you'll be in her pants in no time.

CAUTION: Results not guaranteed for low denomination bills, or if you can't remember her last name."

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As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the ONLY bill in its new series of "Democratic Congressmen Who Actually Mean It When They Say 'I Support The Troops' Dollars".

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