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Attempting to thow a bone to the liberals, President Bush appointed Michael Moore as Secretary of the Treasury. The results were predictable.

What was less predictable was that Moore agreed to resign his post after the complete production run of the new bill was shoved up his ass by Donald Rumsfeld.

(Hat tip to the delightful SondraK of Knowledge Is Power for the pic)

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[25 325]

As always, when looking between the amount you're paid and the amount you've actually earned, you'll find someone from the government with an arrogant little smirk on his face.

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As a follow-up to the popular State Quarters Program, the Treasury released the first in the series of "Alcoholic Beverage Mascot Dollars", featuring Captain Morgan. Coming soon: The Budweiser Frogs and Spuds McKenzie.

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[Thanks again I'm a millionaire]

Technically a true statement if you use "Enron accounting".

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[Hello! Hi? How R U? {heart}]

Yet another closing time approaches at Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon, as desperate women begin to vie for the Bartender's attention.

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Treasury printer operator famous last words:
Well, I got most of the serial number on there, that's good enough. What're they gonna do about it? Fire me? HA! I'm union!

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[Revolt for the legalization of marijuana you alcohol guzzling, tobacco smoking hypocrites who do more harm over stupid jock ball in one day than pot can in a hundred years!! Freedom of choice? Where?]

However, before the revolution got underway, the conspirators were randomly distracted by a Pink Floyd CD and a bag of Oreo cookies.

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Something a little different today.

Some people think that, just because I frequently post pictures of dollar bills with writing on them, I must have some sort of weird, sick, compulsive currency obsession.

Possibly.

But at least I don't hand draw entire dollar bills.

Now THAT'S a freak.

Albeit a fairly talented one.

[Hat tip to Brian of Musings from Brian J. Noggle for finding me this site]

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[If you save this dollar you will Recive ten more]

...keep in mind, though, that Murphy's Law applies, and after you get your tenth dollar, your car will blow a head gasket on the freeway during rush hour, leaving you with a $2000 repair bill.

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Chuckles thought he could get away with double-crossing the Clown Mafia...

...Chuckles was wrong...

[Hat tip to Radar Rider of Musings of a Techno-Geek for finding this one for me]

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[Josh is hott!]

Too bad Josh is also gayy.

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Even though the answer was perfectly innocent, the FCC still fined "Barney & Friends" 1.5 million dollars for airing the infamous "What's purple, six inches long, and can be found in Barney's pants?" segment.

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1 LOL! I mean, Naughty Harvey! Bad!

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[kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj]

Star Trek Fun Fact:
The Romulan mating ritual involves small quantities of currency and the incessant repitition of phrases indicating prospective emotional attachment, not unlike the Terran "nickel beer night" ritual.

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[Chewy Runts]

It's either a type of candy or a euphemism for small, erect nipples (as in "nibble on my...")

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[I LOVE U! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART PLEASE DON'T EVER FORGET THAT. TU ERES TODO PARA]

I think that last part is Spanish for "NOW will you put out?"

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[This started out in KS: Pass it on. Hi everyone!]

Souvenier from Munchkin City's "Dorthy was here" collection.

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[Catch Livery Service (cab) (773) 379 - 6000]

Since selling human organs is illegal, black market organ dealers often resort to subtly disguised messages to get the word out.

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[Winamac, Indiana 2000 dirty dirty dirty dirty]

Souvenier from Winamac's 10th annual "Oscar Madison Days" festival.

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This proposed re-design for the penny was rejected by the US Mint as being "just a little too "Queer Eye"".

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[ANNAMARIE'S MAGIC DOLLAR]

Someone needs to tell Annamarie that wishful thinking is no substitute for Monistat 7.

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