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The DNC releases its own currency.

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[Term limits for Mayor in Chicago)

After 12 beers, Matty O'Blackfive was struck by a brilliant idea around which to form a new political organization.

After 24 more beers, he stuffed the dollar into a stripper's g-string and forgot it ever existed.

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[WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM LOOK TRACK MY JOURNEY!)

How websites were pimped before the invention of comment spam.

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[(thick, black eyebrows on Washington))

In an alternate universe, the $1 bill contained a portrait of that America's greatest president: Michael Dukakis.

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[El propósito de mi vida es triunfan] (translation via Beloved Wife and Babelfish: "the purpose of my life is to prevail")

To go along with his new immigration bill, President Bush also plans a new "inclusive" currency design.

(Hat tip to Heather of Angelweave for finding this bill for me)

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[Money Cometh]

...and that's why it's called a "money shot".

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[JARRAD B. IS A LADIES MAN]

Apparently Jarrad eats more than just Subway...

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[I love Mike! I love Mike! I love Mike! I love Mike! I love Mike! My name is Tracy! I love Mike!]

Mike the Marine was really excited to find that someone had slipped this bill under his drink...

... until he found out that Tracy was a dude.

... then he was merely flattered... and a little curious...

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[(dollar with American Flag design]

The Treasury's new dollar bill design was rejected due to concerns that it might offend Arabs, illegal immigrants, and stupid people.

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1 OH COOOOOL! See, now *that's* inspired art.

Posted by: shimauma at April 17, 2006 10:58 AM (oH+XM)

2 No, that's called boredom in the classroom. Though it is well done.

Posted by: Andrew Ravencroft at April 17, 2006 11:42 AM (o+sy7)

3 I like it.

Posted by: Richmond at April 18, 2006 08:29 AM (e8QFP)

4 I like it a lot. If I ever feel the need to dramatically grafitti my currency, I'll do it.

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at April 18, 2006 01:51 PM (yHahS)

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[Good Luck]

Question: What's 6.25 inches long and can help you get lucky?

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[Roy [smiley face]]

Presidential Fun Fact:

George Washington had a Cheshire Cat named Roy.

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[Men Sux]

Actually, men like me prefer to *ahem* "lix".

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[Stella Stella]

Souvenier from the No-Spell-Check Players production of "A Streetcar Named Dollar".

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[Wayne]

...With ratings now in the cellar, their formerly popular cable access program was soon cancelled. Amid the blame and fingerpointing, the comedy duo's relationship - once warm and close - deteriorated rapidly. Before their final split, the level of mistrust grew to the point where both he and Garth took to labeling their personal possessions.

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[100]

Ya know, the name "Counterfeits by Carl" used to mean something. I swear, he's not even trying any more.

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[Front: To My Sis XOXO Back: All My Love, your Bro, Always, Matt]

Hillbilly anniversary present.

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1 Bahahahaha!! Good one!

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[(Missing serial numbers and treasury seal)]

From "Environmentalist Wackoism for Dummies" page 37:

"Conservatives and their cabal of Vast Right Wing Conspirators would like nothing better than to destroy every ecosystem on earth!!! Every newly extincted species just means more money for their oppressive corporate polluter hegemony!!! This picture is ABSOLUTE, UNDENIABLE PROOF that George W. Bush will not stop his junta of devastation until EVERY LAST TRACE OF GREEN is erased!!!"

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[(Rubber stamp: a guy and his parachute]

Could this be some sort of guerilla marketing technique to kick off Matty O'Blackfive's 2008 presidential campaign?

Normally I wouldn't jump to such conclusions, but I don't think it's just a coincidence that this post contains the sentence:

I liked the first book in this series - By Order of the President

I think he's dropping hints.

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