March 31, 2006
[I [heart] Christina]
"OO!" thought Miss Aguilera, "what a thoughtful gift! I'll put this over my crotch and have my picture taken, since that'll mean that I won't technically be nude. Only sleazy skanks pose NUDE!"
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March 30, 2006
That blue bird on the left side of the bill is NOT an eagle. It's actually supposed to represent a quail dodging a load of birdshot from Dick Cheney's gun.
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March 29, 2006
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[Happy Birthday Linda Love, Glory & Allen]
"It's just what I wanted," exclaimed Linda, "a new coke straw!"
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March 27, 2006
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[(red stripe over Washington's portrait)]
To help prevent counterfeiting, the new design for the $1 bill includes the "cinnamon flavor strip" security feature.
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March 24, 2006
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[(Rubber stamp: Where is John Croll)]
One of hundreds of Ayn Rand's "near misses" as she struggled to perfect the opening line of "Atlas Shrugged".
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March 22, 2006
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[(Rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]
...and I used it to make Keef Kat, Toka-Cola, Stoney Ranchers, Trippy peanut butter and Pot Tarts
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March 21, 2006
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[Fran lost a bet]
Well... sort of.
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March 20, 2006
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[(Paper quarter)]
From "Counterfeiting For Dummies", p. 137:
"When counterfeiting coinage, resist the temptation to hand-draw, and keep in mind that paper is NOT an appropriate medium for this endeavor."
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March 19, 2006
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[Bud Money]
From "Blackfive's Guide to Serious Drinkin' for the Non-Irish", p. 27:
"Shortly after inventing the Irish Palm Pilot, I came up with yet another brilliant idea:
On Dollar Beer Night, always label your bills before you head out to the bar. That way, even if you're too drunk to remember what to order, you can still get the beer you want.
Think of it as a 'designated driver' for your wallet."
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March 18, 2006
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[THE CURE FOR CANCER & DISEASE DOESN'T LYE IN ANIMALS. END CRUELTY. END VIVISECTION]
Signed, Algernon
President
Lab Rats for the Ethical Treatment of Lab Rats
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March 17, 2006
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[One love to another Some day I'm going to marry you. I love you with everything I have. I would do anything just to see you smile.]
Someday Kevin WILL find his precious Denise.
[Link courtesy of IMAO's Cadet Happy]
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March 16, 2006
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[OOMPA LOOMPA SPEND ME WISELY AND HAVE FUN IN CALI!]
As a reward for all their hard work, Willy Wonka gave each Oopma Loompa $20 and sent them off to Disneyland.
Unfortunately, the INS mistook them for midget wrestlers and deported them all to Mexico.
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March 15, 2006
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[I'm in Saturday school at West Aurora High School in Aurora IL this bill was already looking rough when I got it. E-mail CLpurtiboi@yahoo.com let me know]
Now he's doing 20-to-life in Pelican Bay, and he wishes he weren't so "purti".
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March 14, 2006
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[SEX FOR THE PRESIDENT, TAX FOR THE PISSANT]
Yet another rejected slogan for Clinton's '96 campaign.
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March 13, 2006
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[(Washington smoking)]
Useful for paying the fine if you get a ticket for smoking in a Madison bar.
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March 12, 2006
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[(Rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]
... in a secret underground facility in Tennessee.
[Hat tip: blogson Madfish Willie for the link]
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March 11, 2006
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[(badly scratched penny)]
Symbolic representation of President Bush's political credibility after the Dubai port deal backlash.
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March 10, 2006
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[(Hand-colored dollar bill)]
When asked why this design was turned down in favor of the more subdued color schemes that were finally approved, Treasury Secretary John Snow was quoted as saying, "Look, I'm just not secure enough in my manhood to have American currency looking THAT g... uh, festive."
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March 09, 2006
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[(Washington smoking a bong)]
Judging by the plumes of smoke, I'm guessing Clinton wasn't the only President who "didn't inhale".
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March 08, 2006
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[(purple stains)]
Color check - The stains on this dollar bill are orange. If they appear as any other color, your computer has a dangerous virus which can only be fixed by entering your name, date of birth, and Social Security Number into this post's comments.
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