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Would someone PLEASE tell Michael Jackson that he's had enough plastic surgery already?

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[Tip: U only Live once! make it worth it]

Hard to make it worth it when it's going to take 19 more of these just to get me a quickie lap dance...

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[CASHED AT LAW WITHOUT RECOURSE "Without Prejudice" UCC 1-207]

Nice try, but if disclaimers can't protect the tobacco industry, they ain't gonna protect the Treasury.

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[Get US Out! of the United Nations]

As a follow up to the popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury released the first in the new series of "Right Wing Warmonger Mantra" Dollars. Coming soon: "Nuke France" and "We're coming to steal your oil".

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[Pokemon]

As a follow up to the popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury released the first in the new series of "Those Weird Japanese" Dollars. Coming soon: "Mr. Sparkle" and "Japscat".

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[*star* *heart* *peace sign*]

It either means "America Loves Peace" or "Ninja throwing stars will soon rip through your heart - R.I.P."

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Wait! Lincoln doesn't have a moustache...

Oh my God! Dirty Sanchez! EWWWWWW!

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[I GREW HEMP]

As a follow up to their popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Lies Hippies Tell" Dollars. Coming soon: "Animals have rights" and "You don't have to be on acid to enjoy the music of the Grateful Dead".

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[Graduation 1998]

Thomas Jefferson refused to let a little thing like being dead keep him from going back to school and getting his diploma. After all, it never kept him from voting in Chicago.

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[Bert L]

In a moment of drunken muppet honesty, Bert very nearly confessed his forbidden love for Ernie.

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[To who ever sees this may God bless you 6/1/01]

Not many people know this, but Cardinal Ratzinger has been schmoozing his way toward that Pope gig for YEARS.

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Posted by: Susie at May 09, 2005 11:13 AM (IPJ6q)

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