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[If you save this dollar you will Recive ten more]

...keep in mind, though, that Murphy's Law applies, and after you get your tenth dollar, your car will blow a head gasket on the freeway during rush hour, leaving you with a $2000 repair bill.

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[(Clown face on Washington; pie being thrown at his face)]

Chuckles thought he could get away with double-crossing the Clown Mafia...

...Chuckles was wrong...

[Hat tip to Radar Rider of Flying Above the Radar for finding this one for me]

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[Josh is hott!]

Too bad Josh is also gayy.

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[(purple-stained dollar)]

Even though the answer was perfectly innocent, the FCC still fined "Barney & Friends" $1.5 million for airing the infamous "What's purple, six inches long, and can be found in Barney's pants?" segment.

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[kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj kou hlub koj]

Star Trek Fun Fact:
The Romulan mating ritual involves small quantities of currency and the incessant repitition of phrases indicating prospective emotional attachment, not unlike the Terran "nickel beer night" ritual.

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[Chewy Runts]

It's either a type of candy or a euphemism for small, erect nipples (as in "nibble on my...")

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[I LOVE U! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART PLEASE DON'T EVER FORGET THAT. TU ERES TODO PARA]

I think that last part is Spanish for "NOW will you put out?"

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[This started out in KS: Pass it on. Hi everyone!]

Souvenier from Munchkin City's "Dorothy was here" collection.

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[Catch Livery Service (cab) (773) 379 - 6000]

Since selling human organs is illegal, black market organ dealers often resort to subtly disguised messages to get the word out.

Livery, indeed...

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[Winamac, Indiana 2000 dirty dirty dirty dirty]

Souvenier from Winamac's 10th annual "Oscar Madison Days" festival.

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[colored-on penny]

This proposed re-design for the penny was rejected by the US Mint as being "just a little too "Queer Eye"".

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[ANNAMARIE'S MAGIC DOLLAR]

Someone needs to tell Annamarie that wishful thinking is no substitute for Monistat 7.

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[Rush Rush]

As a follow-up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its series of "Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Dollars".

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[(pink hi-liter marks on either side of the portrait)]

Like George, I, too, prefer to spend my time with my face surrounded by pink.

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[DREBZ Here's Gas Money You Come See us next time Maybe we'll be There!]

One dollar for gas money? So... Drebz was visiting his neighbor across the street?

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1 Drebz got motorbike. Vroom! Vroom!

Posted by: Tennessee Budd at October 17, 2006 07:14 AM (wXSVh)

2 *sigh* I remember when gas was only a dollar... I miss those days...

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3 I drive a hybrid

Posted by: DREBZ at October 17, 2006 07:04 PM (Bn1yT)

4 I remember when I was in high school back in the 1950's that we went for vacation to Colorado. In one town there was a gas price war and we got gas for 17 cents a gallon. Of course bread was 20 cents and a hamburger, fries and a shake was 75 cents so times have changed a wee bit but still - good times!!

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[Touch My Boobs]

Most people will tell you that the 3 sweetest words in the English language are, "I love you".

I beg to differ.

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[WAZZZ-UP?]

As a follow-up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in the new series of "Annoying Commercial Catch-Phrase Dollars". Coming soon: "Brilliant!" and "Where's the beef?"

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[kneeling soon for this will be home]

Bill Clinton's cruel sense of humor is best illustrated by the fact that he would frequently drop hints to Monica that he'd make her the new First Lady in exchange for certain... favors.

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[(9-30-01) SWM Seeks SWF 1-712-260-8379 (IOWA) Athletic/trim - 22 years old Party animal. Likes - long walks along beach. Dislikes - Liars & mean people]

While the rest of the country has moved on to "toothing", the "dollar quickie" remains the hook-up method of choice in Iowa.

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[508-2980 SARA]

Hollywood Fun Fact:
"The Terminator" was originally designed as a TV series, where, every week, Schwarzenegger - having this dollar as his only clue - would kill another Sara Connor in a different area code.

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