November 30, 2004
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[IBM STOLE MY PENSION]
This is obviously a transparent attempt by Dick Cheney to distract the public from the oil-thieving war-mongery of Halliburton! [/moonbat]
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November 29, 2004
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[
Snoop]
As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury introduced the first in its new series of "Crappy Rapper Dollars". Coming soon: "P. Diddy" and "Vanilla Ice"
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Dude! Don't rag on Vanilla Ice... The man is a lyrical genius.
Posted by: Contagion at November 30, 2004 07:11 AM (Q5WxB)
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[throws rock at contagion]
Back in '91, I had a roommate with the Vanilla Ice CD.
*shudder*
Posted by: Harvey at November 30, 2004 06:43 PM (ubhj8)
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I still sing Ice Ice Baby on a regular basis! Although usually it is in my Sean Connery accent.
Posted by: Contagion at December 01, 2004 07:43 AM (Q5WxB)
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That's a sound I did NOT need in my head! :-P
Posted by: Harvey at December 01, 2004 05:20 PM (ubhj8)
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There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
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November 28, 2004
November 27, 2004
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[
420]
As a follow-up to the popular State Quarter series, the Treasury recently released the first in its new series of "Stoner Dollars". Coming soon: "Man, Pink Floyd is, like, so DEEP!" and "Dude! Got any Twinkies?"
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November 25, 2004
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[QUE NO SE TE OLVIDE MAMARME LA VERGA CHINGA TU MADRE SI NO LO HACES]
I'm not positive, but I suspect it's very much like what W. said to the Chilean security people while he was trying to get his head Secret Service agent allowed into that building.
[By the way, my Spanish is a little rusty. Can anyone translate that?]
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All I cn pick outy is "Chinga tu madre," Whjich is happy people speak means " fuc) your mother." I don't htinl itls a nice thing.
Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 25, 2004 01:31 AM (BUkfD)
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"THAT YOUR MOTHER DOES NOT FORGET TO YOU TO SUCK YARD TO ME CHINGA IF NOT IT BEAMS"
..this is the translation from babelfish. (online translator available at Alta-Vista. You can even stick a translator on your webpage. I'm sure you can tanslate CHINGA from the previous entry.
Since the translation sorta "ahem" sucks, I'm inclined to agree with That 1 Guy on the translation, just in the long form.
Posted by: Jeremy at November 25, 2004 09:46 AM (farnf)
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When I read this I thought "No way i this on the net"
These are the two most vulgar insults in Spanish you can say!
I have never heard them together and fear the Earths rotation may stop due to the "crossing of the streams" so to speak.
QUE NO SE TE OLVIDE MAMARME LA VERGA (don't forget to suck my manhood) but it is like intensified a million %
CHINGA TU MADRE (F yer mom)worst thing you can say to a Spanish speaking person
SI NO LO HACES (if you don't do it) well... this is the or else part.
Damn! did y'all feel that or was it just me? We have stopped spinning!
Posted by: KEEME at November 26, 2004 12:13 PM (vDQAX)
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Keeme - thanks for that one. Sorry you had to burn your eyes out and have your soul devoured in the process :-)
Meanwhile, I think I'm probably not TOO far off on it being what W. said over the Secret Service incident in Chile :-)
Posted by: Harvey at November 26, 2004 06:18 PM (ubhj8)
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You know "chile/chili" is slang for a guys "thing" in Spanish..
Posted by: KEEME at November 27, 2004 02:11 AM (vDQAX)
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Aren't chilis a little... small... to be used in such an analogy?
Maybe it's some sort of "hot & spicy" reference :-)
Posted by: Harvey at November 27, 2004 02:17 PM (ubhj8)
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SI SI! I like the way you translate!
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November 22, 2004
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[St. Jude - Anyone who gets this bill will be blessed with lots of money if you re-write this on 10 more bills]
Smelling opportunity, Bubba wrote this on his cable, electric, gas, water, phone, Visa, MasterCard, insurance, mortgage, and Porn-of-the-Month Club bills.
[hat tip to bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks for the pic]
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Posted by: Susie at November 22, 2004 08:21 PM (oQsnM)
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How come you aint done no graffiti post on them there new $50's? Or did I jest happen to miss thet one?
(I'm just commenting in a manner that I believe you would expect from someone who owns a...
Dun dun dun!!!!!
BANJO!)
Posted by: GEBIV at November 22, 2004 08:39 PM (usxTf)
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AHHHH!!! Stop saying that word! The is the one word that the Knights Who Say "Pr0n" may never hear!
Posted by: Harvey at November 23, 2004 06:01 PM (ubhj8)
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I was taught as a small child that putting the words "St. Jude" on Federal currency was a crime (we were always taught to spell it out "Saint Jude" and got our knuckles rapped for doing otherwise).
What the HELL is the world coming to. They don't even enforce the currency defacement amendment to the constitution any more.
Posted by: Jeff at November 24, 2004 04:28 PM (vndNt)
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Wait... I'm not DONE here.
Suppose EVERYONE just starts thinking it is OK to change the word "saint" to a couple of silly letters? And what if people get confused? Suppose I'm throwing a kegger with heroine and weed (a Catholic one, of course), and I write "Take a left on St. Jude" on the back of your release papers? You could miss the party by a whole BLOCK if I happen to live on Jude Street!
Posted by: Jeff at November 24, 2004 04:50 PM (vndNt)
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Jeff - You're a nut :-P
Anyway, that "currency defacement" law is mostly, I believe, a bonus charge to tack onto criminals who destroy money in the process of stealing it.
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November 20, 2004
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Product of a disastrous genetics experiment involving DNA from Satan, Woody Allen, and Mick Jagger.
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November 18, 2004
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[For Bubba - Tell Him To Leave You Alone Tonight]
Somewhere in the distance, Dueling Banjos began to play...
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Now you're just being prejudice against rednecks and banjo players. ;-)
Posted by: GEBIV at November 18, 2004 09:27 PM (usxTf)
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Don't use the "b" word in my comments! :-P
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Poor Bubba--the guy just can't get any.
Respect! That's what I meant,he can't get respect, yeah, that's the ticket...
Posted by: Susie at November 19, 2004 11:33 AM (cpb8T)
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[throws rock at GEBIV]
Susie - you are a bad girl with bad thoughts ;-)
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November 16, 2004
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[FILL YOUR TANK UP AFTER U GET WALLET!!!]
Just sitting in jail, thinking about the lesson I learned from the "gas station incident".
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November 15, 2004
TODAY'S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
Looking back through my 12/03 Bad Money archives,
I found this one, and thought I should brag about my prescience:
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Look! It's the ghost of a chance that the Democrats don't stand in 2004!
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November 14, 2004
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Product of a disastrous genetics experiment involving DNA from Satan, Hitler, and Rod Serling.
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November 01, 2004
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[Naughty]
As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury has released the first in the new series of "Bad Example Dollars". Coming soon: "Indecent", "Perverted", and "Bad Touch".
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Mmmm, bad touch....
Happy thoughts, bad touch... no film at eleven.
Posted by: LeeAnn at November 01, 2004 10:06 PM (vqSdN)
Posted by: Sally at November 02, 2004 03:44 AM (a1D32)
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Damn Dude, you've got your own currency. I think this is part of some plot to take over the world.
Steps taken so far:
1)create a family
2)develop a neighborhood
3)establish currency
Yeah, I'm seein' a pattern.
Posted by: Tammi at November 02, 2004 05:29 AM (UOdfZ)
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Next up: my own military.
I wonder what John of Argghhh! is doing...
Posted by: Harvey at November 02, 2004 10:56 PM (ubhj8)
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Hmmmm... and of course, the mystery of why someone would write that on the back of a dollar bill?
Something tells me that the bill lived briefly in a garter belt with a bunch of neighbors at a strip club, placed there by an adoring, drooling, drunk businessman.
How do I know so much about these things? I, uh, read about it in a book one time! YEAH! YEAH! THAT'S the ticket!
Posted by: Jeff at November 03, 2004 12:37 PM (NISDD)
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Jeff - I'm thinking you're also responsible for the dollar I have that says "lucky" :-)
Posted by: Harvey at November 04, 2004 07:42 AM (ubhj8)
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