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[Beer Voucher]

Correct answer to the question, "What two words are written on every single bill in Matty O'Blackfive's wallet."

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[WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM WWW.WHERESGEORGE.COM LOOK WHERE I'VE BEEN!!!]

Let's see... all capital letters, lots of exclamation points...

... could this possibly be the first installment of that $10 million I'm expecting from Nigeria?

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[TIP]

No, that's not a gratuity, that's just how "Trixie, the Inexpensive Prostitute" stamps all her payments.

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[("Ozzy 4 ever" on forehead, also sunglasses and cigarette)]

After all these years, I still feel a little embarrassed when I look at my high school yearbook picture.

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[Streator, Illinois (also - moustache, beard, and a couple pointy things drawn on Washington)]

After a dozen different people asked him whether he was supposed to be a cat or a devil, George vowed to never again buy his Halloween costume in Streator, Illinois.

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[(dollar colored in blue)]

After losing yet another presidential election in 2008, the states that went Democrat seceded and issued their own currency.

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[If you find this $ you will have good luck 4 7 yrs.]

DAMMIT! I ordered one of those "beat the urinalysis" kits, and they sent me this!

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[Begin - Who ever has this bill buy a power ball and u will have the luck of a lepracon and you will foresure win but ya gotta give me a cut because you gotta help a brother out - end]

It worked! I won $10 million!

Here's your dollar back, brother. Consider it "your cut".

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[Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence. It will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines.]

Unable to get "In God We Trust" removed from U.S. currency, the ACLU settles for "equal time".

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[(This one's really a visual... just click it)]

3 questions:

Who is James Fischer?

Why is he looking for someone who sucks click?

Why is he bragging about being a fussy eater?

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[(Rubber stamp: MUTILATED)]

Psychiatrists say that anagram games work the same way as Rorschach tests, revealing hidden truths about a person's character.

I looked at this and got "ADULT ITEM"

Don't look at me like that. It means nothing. NOTHING AT ALL!

Stupid psychiatrists.

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[The Juggalos will come for you! feminem fan.]

The Caucasian Rap, or "Crap", turf-wars heat up and threaten blood in the streets as Insane Clown Posse fans and Eminem fans face off across America's currency.

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[(purple-stained $10 bill)]

Designer Laurie Hickson-Smith turns this dull, drab 10-spot into festive parade of purple that you'll almost hate to spend! Next, on TLC's "Trading Currency".

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[Good Luck]

I staple these to black cats as a defensive measure.

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[(mint condition 1934B $100 bill)]

Sen. Robert C. Byrd keeps his first bribe on his office wall, right next to his emergency white robe and pointy hat.

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[(thin moustache drawn on Washington]

Presidential Fun Fact: The Whipple Administration is best remembered for its introduction of "squeezably soft" currency.

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[no planes no gas no smoking 1-800-ORANGEL]

After the Green Party blew their entire campaign war chest on hammering out the details of their 2004 party platform, they realized that they couldn't afford the 1-800-GOGREEN toll-free phone number they wanted. Embarrassed, but desperate, they settled for one of the few numbers that hadn't been taken yet, later claiming in their literature that the selection was deliberate because "making the right choice between Democrat or Green is like making the right choice between devil OR ANGEL".

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[PRINCESS & BABY 4 EVA... BABY & PRINCESS 4 EVA]

I don't know either one of them, but if I had to guess where those nicknames come from, I'd guess that she's high maintenance, and he finds wearing adult diapers to be sexually stimulating.

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[Shave That Thing]

Answer under the Jeopardy category "Marital Relations". The correct question is "What's a guy got to do to get a blowjob around here?"

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[LAS VEGAS]

Sadly, among graduates of public schools, this is the most common answer to the question, "What is the location of the US Treasury building pictured on the back of this $10 bill?"

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1 Yeah, but Vegas has more money then the US Treasury!

Posted by: Anna at July 12, 2006 10:52 AM (6vj0G)

2 Strictly speaking Las Vegas is probably the right answer as to who has more - especially since the US Mint, not the Treasury is where all those ten-spots come from.

Posted by: NOTR at July 15, 2006 07:51 PM (izx0t)

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