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And in 2016, John Larroquette succeeded Fred Thompson to become America's third actor-turned-President.

[Hat tip: Susie of Practical Penumbra]

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["WARNING: LUPE WILLIAMS IS A GOLD DIGGER, HU"]

Sadly for Lupe, Hu turned out to be a copper mine.

[Hat tip: Blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only!]

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[("20" written over the 1's in all 4 corners of the bill)]

Answer to: "What can you give a blonde stripper that'll make her really happy until one of her brunette friends explains it to her?"

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[(Rubber stamp: Support the Seperation of Church and State www.godoffmoney.com)]

Or support the separation of idiots and rubber stamps at www.useyourdamnspellchecker.com

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[Happy Birthday Granny - Love Pie Face]

Yes, Granny loved Pie Face, and wished that she could cherish his gift forever...

But Granny also needed a beer, and tappers were a buck a piece at the VFW...

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[PAT - I DIDN'T HAVE A QUARTER. I HAVE A CREDIT OF III FLUSHES]

I'm getting old. I remember when flushes were only a nickel and came with free scented toilet paper.

[Hat tip: Susie of Practical Penumbra]

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[Davis 12x2=24]

If there were enough Bette Davis clones to fill a jury box, how many Bette Davis Eyes would you have?

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[IF YOU SAVE THIS DOLLAR AND PUT THIS MESSAGE ON 10 1 dollar bills YOU WILL BE BLESSED W/MORE $]

Yeah, and if you put this dollar in a stripper's g-string, you'll get boobies in your face.

A *much* better investment.

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[(George Washington missing face)]

Face/Off 2: Dead Presidents - John Travolta returns as Sean Archer, who must disguise himself as a dollar bill to infiltrate a counterfeiting ring in this woefully underbudgeted sequel.

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[1st customer 7-20-00 Porter County Fair]

Why didn't the 2nd customer get his bill marked?

Carnies can't count that high.

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[(burned $5 bill)]

So... at what point in a drinker's night does setting fire to money seem like a good idea? I mean, does it come before or after "I'm gonna pick a fight with the bouncer"?

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[Keep America clean - Eat a pigeon]

From page 26 of "Muppet Rage: Bert's Dark Journey":

"But what could make such a quiet, well-beloved, pigeon-fancier become the apotheosis of evil? No one knows for sure, but one theory - based on this bill found next to Ernie's mutilated corpse - suggests that Bert's long-time roommate may have triggered the rampage by one too many episodes of pigeon-bashing."

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[(glasses drawn on Lincoln)]

"You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses, would you?"

[Caption & picture courtesy of blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only!]

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[500,000]

Oddly enough, you CAN actually get five hundred grand for this.

[Hat tip: blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only!]

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[Kill Osama]

May I recommend Death By Bulunga?

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[Dear "God" I Want $27,000]

And God, realizing that it was his fault for not properly filling her bra in the first place, readily agreed to spring for the implants.

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[St. Lazarus anyone who receives this bill will be blessed with lots of money if they write this on 10 other bills.]

Can't believe anyone was dumb enough to try this. Everyone knows that REAL wealth only comes from hard work and helping Nigerians.

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[Bruiser.com]

Not to be confused with wife-beaters.com, purveyors of fine cotton undergarments.

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[Happy Mother's Day 5-9-99]

Normally I only tip strippers with one dollar bills, but I felt sorry for Mom because she had to work on a holiday.

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[(Swastika on either side of Washington, who's sporting a postage-stamp moustache)]

Before Hitler, the worst people could say about a president was that he was a little wuss who's prone to nosebleeds & liked pinwheels.

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