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[Dwight]

In 2001, the Treasury made a half-hearted effort to get Eisenhower back on the dollar.

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[(hand-drawn disfigurement of Lincoln's face)]

Would someone PLEASE tell Michael Jackson that he's had enough plastic surgery already?

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[Tip: U only Live once! make it worth it]

Hard to make it worth it when it's going to take 19 more of these just to get me a quickie lap dance...

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[(rubber stamp: CASHED AT LAW WITHOUT RECOURSE "Without Prejudice" UCC 1-207)]

Nice try, but if disclaimers can't protect the tobacco industry, they ain't gonna protect the Treasury.

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[(rubber stamp: Get US Out! of the United Nations)]

As a follow up to the popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury released the first in the new series of "Right Wing Warmonger Mantra" Dollars. Coming soon: "Nuke France" and "We're coming to steal your oil".

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[Pokemon]

As a follow up to the popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury released the first in the new series of "Those Weird Japanese" Dollars. Coming soon: "Mr. Sparkle" and "Japscat".

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[*star* *heart* *peace sign*]

It either means "America Loves Peace" or "Ninja throwing stars will soon rip through your heart - R.I.P."

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Something a little different today, sent to me by Leslie of Leslie's Omnibus

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[(Check written out with a formula in place of an amount)]

Scene from the new Fox Special, "When Geeks Write Checks!"

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[(Lincoln with a moustache)]

Wait!... Lincoln doesn't have a moustache...

Oh my God! Dirty Sanchez! EWWWWWW!

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[(rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]

As a follow up to their popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Lies Hippies Tell Dollars". Coming soon: "Animals have rights" and "You don't need to be on acid to enjoy the music of the Grateful Dead".

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[Graduation 1998]

Thomas Jefferson refused to let a little thing like being dead keep him from going back to school and getting his diploma. After all, it never kept him from voting in Chicago.

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[Bert L]

In a moment of drunken muppet honesty, Bert very nearly confessed his forbidden love for Ernie.

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[To who ever sees this may God bless you 6/1/01]

One the many thousands of dollar bills left in male stripper g-strings before Rev. Ted Haggard became "completely heterosexual".

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[(rubber stamp: SHOP TILL YOU DROP)]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Female Cliché Dollars". Coming soon: "Not tonight, I've got a headache", and "Do these pants make me look fat?"

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[New bill - not previously posted]

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[Women say no to war, Don't serve in Iraq (in a peace symbol), AWOL]

Although popular among Democrats, Cynthia McKinney's proposed currency re-design was eventually rejected by the Treasury Department

[Hat tip to Radar Rider of Flying Above the Radar and RadarRider's Journal for sending me the pic]

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((rubber stamp: teddy bear sitting on... an American flag?... holding a... sparkler?)]

With America fully focussed on the war in Iraq, other issues, such as the sudden rash of flag burnings by teddy bears, got pushed to the back burner.

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[(rubber stamp: ONEIDA TRIBE OF INDIANS)]

Today, the Oneida Tribe of Indians announced that it has purchased the Federal Reserve Bank of New York for $24 worth of beads and trinkets.

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[For Bianca and Elizabeth To Sandra Jean I love you! It's All Good One for the other in a good way! The best way!]

As a follow up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury recently released the first in its new series of "Hot Lesbian Orgy Gratitude Dollars"

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[(rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]

And then I sold it to the ACLU Legal Observers at the Arizona-Mexico border.

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[(red stain on George's chin)]

Looks like George finally got his red wings.

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