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[(some design that looks like it may contain the letters A & W)]

Bob, the soft-hearted manager of the local A&W, went out of his way to hire former gang members to work for him as a way to "give back to the community". While mostly successful, there was still the occasional problem with workers gang-tagging the till.

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Although it requires significantly more flexibility than the more famous numerically-denoted sexual position, its devotees claim that the ecstasy is worth the effort.

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[For PASSING ONLY]

Those who complete Olivia Newman's Lesbian Yoga course receive a unique graduation certificate after completing the auto-cunnilingus final exam.

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[Guess who goes through your mail? I do.]

Left by the New York Times in the Dept. of Homeland Security mailbox.

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[Rubber stamp: MADE IN JAPAN]

Usually the correct answer to the question, "What IS that weird thing?"

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Which makes me think "piano", which makes me wonder... has anyone ever played an actual song that required hitting that one white key at the far right end?

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[Hey Dave, this Dollar is for one Beer. Beer Money. You weren't here to ask, Steve]

After getting both this dollar and an empty can surgically removed from his ass, Steve finally realized just how bad of an idea it was to drink Dave's last beer.

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[If you have a hole in your sock, check your eves for leaves]

From the upcoming Fox special, "When White People Rap!"

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[PISS OFF PAULA - LOSER!!]

A pen, a dollar, Bill Clinton, and a fit of pettiness.

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[(rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]

And then made a WWII propaganda film, "Hemp For Victory"

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[(clown face on Washington)]

Most analysts agree that Insane Clown Posse's merchandising efforts finally jumped the shark when they attempted to issue their own currency.

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["Angel"]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Sometimes Joss Whedon Misses" dollars. Coming soon: "Parenthood", and "Roseanne".

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[(scribbles)]

This is :

a) The result of a 2-year-old with a red pen
b) The correct phonetic spelling of Howard Dean's scream.

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[BRAD]

Susie, here's a dollar. Now will you PLEASE stop referring to it as "one of those little baby nail thingees that hold pictures in their frames"?

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[Who bares this 1 dollar is GAY]

I *like* this new system. It avoids all the uncertainty of trying to guess sexual preference based on how festive their clothing is.

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[TURN OVER]

Some advice for women who think that sex is a pain in the ass.

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[This dollar is only for Rebecca Stevens. Becky lives in Alsip, IL (Chicagoland Area) - From Larry D. Hoogstraten]

Although Rebecca thought the dollar was a sweet & thoughtful gift, she decided to spend it on a lottery ticket because, if she didn't do something to break his fool heart soon, she could end up as Rebecca Hoogstraten, doomed to a lifetime "how do you spell your last name?"

"One Gumball Doubler, please... and HURRY!"

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[WWW.URBUYS.COM]

If Toys R Us merged with eBay...

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[I FREED WHO?]

Contrary to the popular legend, Lincoln did NOT actually say this after coming off a three-day bender.

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[Be patient]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "What To Say To Taxpayers Asking About That Tax Cut You Promised" Dollars. Coming Soon: "We have to pay the illegal Mexicans first", and "Just a sec... you're money's frozen to the wall of my freezer".

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