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[SHOP TILL YOU DROP]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Female Cliché Dollars". Coming soon: "Not tonight, I've got a headache", and "Do these pants make me look fat?"

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1 LOL!! I mean-- Shame, Harv! Perpetuating stereotypes!

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America's newest weapon in the War on Terror: The 3rd Marine Magic Carpet Riding Teddy Bear Airwing

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[ONEIDA TRIBE OF INDIANS]

Today, the Oneida Tribe of Indians announced that it has purchased the Federal Reserve Bank of New York for $24 worth of beads and trinkets.

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A long time ago - before I started blogging - I had this big pile of graffiti currency & no idea what to do with it. However, I *did* toy with the notion of setting up a website to display it all.

Problem was, I didn't know dick about html, so I set about blogging, instead.

Then today, Beth of MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy e-mailed me that someone else had the same sickness *I* did - as well as having better geek skills - and had set up a web site dedicated to scribbled-on dollars back in 2002.

It's Johnny Burrito's "Ugly Money" site, which does pretty much what I had originally intended to do.

The biggest difference being that his site isn't a blog, and he does descriptions rather than witty captions.

Oddly, I've never heard of the site until today, and he's never heard of me, either. Guess I'll have to drop him a line.

Johnny's also had an article written about his site in Playboy, which is proof that I only buy Playboy for the pictures. Hell, I didn't even know it HAD articles in it.

Anyway, I'll be putting Johnny in my sidebar in the Useful Tools section for now.

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[For Bianca and Elizabeth To Sandra Jean I love you! It's All Good One for the other in a good way! The best way!]

As a follow up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury recently released the first in its new series of "Hot Lesbian Orgy Gratitude Dollars"

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[I GREW HEMP]

And then I sold it to the ACLU Legal Observers at the Arizona-Mexico border.

[Hat tip to Jay Tea of Wizbang for the link]

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Looks like George finally got his red wings.

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[USCOT.COM]

I've been a big fan for years, and I'm just glad to see that the Underwater Synchronized Calligraphy Olympic Team finally got it's own web site.

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As a follow up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury recently released the first in its new series of "Wondrous Vulva Puppet Dollars".

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[103]

Doctor: "You're hot-blooded. Check it and see."

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[Money Cometh to Will Tunstall now - In Jesus Name!]

Hey... Will... Jesus sent me... told me to tell you that maybe - instead of spending all day writing on currency - you should try getting a f***ing job!

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[RESPECT THE MEAT www.grill-rub.com]

Damn typos! That's supposed to be girl-rub.com!

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Spike Lee IS George Washington, in his new movie, "The Slave-Ownin' Cracka Mutha-F***a Story"

[Hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra who mailed me this one. This is the front of the bill I used yesterday.]

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[Greed is a sin. Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom Freedom]

Now playing at Susie's Dollar Theater:

SE7EN

Braveheart

[Hat tip to Susie of Practical Penumbra who mailed me this one]

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[Much Love, Jay]

... so then Leno asks me "So, what will $20 buy me at a Tijuana whorehouse?", and I says...

[Hat tip to Tammi of Road Warrior Survival, who gave me this one when I met her in Orlando]

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[St. Nazareth - anyone who finds this bill will be blessed with lots of money if they write this on ten other bills]

Nazareth? NO! NO! NO! If you want to extract money from people, you pray to St. Metallica and the Holy Spirit of the RIAA.

[Hat tip to John of Argghhh! and Beth of She Who Will Be Obeyed for giving me this dollar via Tammi of Road Warrior Survival]

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