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[Much Love, Jay]

... so then Leno asks me "So... what will $20 buy me at a Tijuana whorehouse?", and I says...

[Hat tip to blogdaughter Tammi of Tammi's World]

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[TO GOD, TAKE CARE OF ALL AND LOOK AFTER ME J.R.M.M (heart)]

After Republicans won their 5th straight presidential election in 2016, the Democrats gave up trying to get their social welfare spending programs passed and settled for occasional attempts at currency-based prayer.

[Hat tip to Brian of Musings From Brian J. Noggle for sending me the picture]

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[(Russian coin with two-headed eagle)]

Following the example of America's popular State Quarters program, the Russian government recently announced it was releasing the "John Kerry Issue Position Ruble".

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[Booker T., Big Show, Gold Dust, Big Pappa Pump, Ric Flair]

As a follow up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury recently released the first in its new series of "Washed Up Talentless Hack Wrestler Dollars". Coming soon: "Hulk Hogan", and "Jesse The Body/Mind/Spleen Ventura"

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[T]

When I said you should invest in T-bills, that's NOT what I meant!

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[(large section of ink missing from Washington's portrait)]

1997 (138 minutes, Rated R) - John Travolta and Nicolas Cage, directed by John Woo...

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[(Rubber stamp: YE OLDE TRADING POST INC, 1125 1/2 S. STATE ST., WESTERVILLE IL 51883, CARY K. SPICER CORP PRES]

Come for the famous "stable-o-hookers", but beware the "counterfeite currencie".

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As a follow-up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the "Smiley", the first in the new series of "Emoticon Dollars". Coming soon:

"Steaming Mad" ~:-(

and

"Propeller Beanie" %(|:-)

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[LXIII]

Add another "VI" and this would be my favorite dollar.

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[(Rubber stamp: IBM STOLE MY PENSION)]

This is obviously just a transparent attempt by Dick Cheney to distract
the public from the oil-thieving war-mongery of Halliburton!

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[Snoop]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury introduced the first in its new series of "Crappy Rapper Dollars". Coming soon: "P. Diddy" and "Vanilla Ice"

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[Jim Allen]

From E! True Hollywood Stories:

"Though normally a very family-oriented individual, the Home Improvement star refused to discuss his little brother, currently serving 20 years to life for counterfeiting."

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[420 (and Jackson smoking a joint)]

As a follow-up to the popular State Quarter program, the Treasury recently released the first in its new series of "Stoner Dollars". Coming soon: "Man, Pink Floyd is, like, so DEEP!" and "Dude! Got any Twinkies?"

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[QUE NO SE TE OLVIDE MAMARME LA VERGA CHINGA TU MADRE SI NO LO HACES]

Not sure exactly how to translate that, but I'm pretty sure a lot of people would like to say it to Hugo Chavez.

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[St. Jude - Anyone who gets this bill will be blessed with lots of money if you re-write this on 10 more bills]

Smelling opportunity, Bubba wrote this on his cable, electric, gas, water, phone, Visa, MasterCard, insurance, mortgage, and Porn-of-the-Month Club bills.

[Hat tip to bloggranddaughter VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks for the pic]

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[For Bubba - Tell Him To Leave You Alone Tonight]

Somewhere in the distance, Dueling Banjos began to play...

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[FILL YOUR TANK UP AFTER U GET WALLET!!!]

From the book, "Mugging for Dummies".

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[(horns, eyebrows, & moustache on Lincoln)]

Product of a disastrous genetics experiment involving DNA from Satan, Hitler, and Rod Serling.

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[Naughty]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury has released the first in the new series of "Bad Example Dollars". Coming soon: "Indecent", "Perverted", and "Bad Touch".

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1 Naughty is nice.

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[Baby I love you! I love you. I'm Sorry Sweetie] [Hey Baby, I just wanted to let you know that I love you more then anything in the world and that I am sorry and I hope that you will always love me as much as I will always love (over) you. And once again I am sorry I am a bitch to you and don't treat you like you deserve to be treated. I just love you so much and never want to lose you. I love you]

I don't care HOW much she begs, I'm NOT taking her back unless *I* get to be "the guard" during our next game of "prison bitch".

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