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[(hat, mascara, postage stamp moustache)]

Presidential Fun Fact:
Alexander Hamilton once starred in a community theater production of the musical "Springtime for Hitler".

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[(lipstick lip imprint)]

Monica's first President.

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[200]

Number of Sony executives who deserve to have the living crap beat out of them for that root kit copy protection fiasco.

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THE QUESTION:

[You're really hott What's your #?]

THE ANSWER:

[Not now]

[Not ever]

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[UR #1]

No... I mean you smell like urine.

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[Josh]

George jots a quick note to remind himself not to always be so darn serious when chatting with foreign dignitaries.

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[(Hamilton with red hair and beard)]

Looks like Mr. Hamilton was out earning his red wings, BIG time.

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[(Serial number 69696986]

"Okay, wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?"

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Arnold Schwarzenegger goes back in time to free the slaves in:

"Terminator 4: Rise of the Republicans"

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[RUSH LIMBAUGH iS A BiG FAT iDiOT]

Although, ironically, not idiot enough to dot capital letter I's...

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[(Rubber stamp: PAID)]

Considering how Mary Todd had been acting lately, Abe figured that this was as close as he was going to get to "laid" for quite a while.

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Well, when grandma gets liquored up, she tends to run around the house naked, whacking everything in sight with her lucky bingo marker.

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[(clockwise from bottom: "CHA-CHING" "I will tax you to death" "BUSH TAKING OVER FOR BIN LADEN" "Your life is worthless to me!" ("BUSH" and Satan horns on Lincoln's forehead) "Could you go kill for me? Oh and get me those oil fields while you're at it."]

When Howard Dean doodles...

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[(Rubber stamp: GUN OWNERS$]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Things You Won't See In The Democratic Party Dollars". Coming soon: "Tax Cuts" and "Appeals To Reason".

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If Ted Kennedy's liver were a dollar bill...

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TODAY'S GRAFFITI CURRENCY
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[Ryan is sexy (x ]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Lies About Ryan Dollars". Coming soon: "Ryan practices good personal hygiene" and "Ryan stopped collecting used panties years ago".

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[(rubber stamp: THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED)]

Hippy test: If you read what's written on this bill but think it says "I GREW HEMP", you're probably a hippy.

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[DON'T LEAVE ME. I LOVE YOU!]

Ironically, if she finds this message persuasive because you wrote it on a dollar bill, you're probably better off without her.

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[drug money]

I assume that this bill's previous owner also had a dresser drawer labeled "drug storage area" containing a box of needles labeled "for injecting heroin".

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[(torn & dirty dollar bill)]

If the Packers 2005 season were a dollar bill...

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