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[GAY MONEY]

That's money I set aside specifically for renting Tom Cruise movies.

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[Did you know... This dollar as well as all others now days is not backed up by any silver or gold! This dollar exists because people believe in its validity. Do I see another depression in the future!?! Beware American $$$, invest in European $ or gold & silver]

Eh. I'm just going to invest in Nigerians.

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[I GREW HEMP]

Helzberg Entrepreneurial Mentoring Program, that is.

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[Rubber stamp: Cryn' Ryan (6x)]

Apparently Chargers fans don't like to forgive & forget.

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[I owe GWC - and I strayed]

George Washington Carver ran a tightly disciplined cattle ranch. Every cow that wandered away from the heard was required to pay a $1 fine and admit his guilt before being allowed back in the corral.

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[McVoid]

From "American McHistory: the 45th President", page 10:

In 2012, America elected Ronald McDonald president - partly to wash the bad taste of Hillary Clinton out of their figurative mouths, partly to punish the Republicans for running John McCain AGAIN.

Although no one expected much from his presidency, he surprised everyone with the shrewd wisdom of his policies - the most remarkable of which was the way he brought heretofore unknown levels of prosperity to the country by completely devaluing the dollar and making McDonald's gift certificates the new American currency.

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[Acts 9:5 Acts 9:3]

"Kick against the pricks"?

No wonder churches don't use the King James Version any more.

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[I GREW HEMP]

And used it to make Happy Brownies!

[Hat tip to Lynn of A Sweet, Familiar Dissonance for the link]

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[(Rubber stamp: Smiley Face]

Eventually even Viagra stopped working, and the Hardee's star lost his job.

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[I GREW HEMP for food, feed, and fiber]

I probably don't need to explain about the Visine.

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[VOID]

Due to new Treasury Department rules, "all debts, public and private" no longer applies to stuffing g-strings.

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[I Poohdy give Louie this dollar for 1 nipple rub :-)]

Sure, gas prices are outrageous, but at least the cost of nipple-rubs is coming down.

[Hat tip to blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only! for finding this one]

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[(Lincoln with make-up and long tongue)]

Presidential Fun Fact:

Although he was one of the original founding members of KISS, Lincoln was eventually forced to quit because his tongue kept getting caught in his beard.

[Hat tip to blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only! for finding this one]

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[(Grant w/sunglasses & smoking)]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

[Hat tip to blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only! for finding this one]

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[RondaS]

So... you're saying it's pronounced like Roh-en-DAHZ?

Ya know, I miss the good old days when football players had normal names like "Walter"...

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[www.tweak3D.net]

I wanted by porn site domain to be www.tweakher38DDs.com, but that was already taken.

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[(Pink around the All-Seeing Eye on the back)]

A gynecologist's view.

[Hat tip to blogson Madfish Willie for finding this one]

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[(black horizontal line]

With his swordsmanship waning in his later years, Zorro eventually gave up and just changed his name to "Line-o".

[Hat tip to blogson Madfish Willie for finding this one]

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[***MIKE***]

Try as he might, Michael Moore just couldn't break his habit of using presidents named George to draw attention to himself.

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[Good Charlotte]

Better: Charlotte AND her sister

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