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[(Lincoln with make-up and long tongue)]

Presidential Fun Fact:

Although he was one of the original founding members of KISS, Lincoln was eventually forced to quit because his tongue kept getting caught in his beard.

[Hat tip to blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only! for finding this one]

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[(Grant w/sunglasses & smoking)]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

[Hat tip to blogson GEBIV of There's One, Only! for finding this one]

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[RondaS]

So... you're saying it's pronounced like Roh-en-DAHZ?

Ya know, I miss the good old days when football players had normal names like "Walter"...

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[www.tweak3D.net]

I wanted my porn site domain to be www.tweakher38DDs.com, but that was already taken.

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[(Pink around the All-Seeing Eye on the back)]

A gynecologist's view.

[Hat tip to blogson Madfish Willie for finding this one]

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[(black horizontal line)]

With his swordsmanship waning in his later years, Zorro eventually gave up and just changed his name to "Line-o".

[Hat tip to blogson Madfish Willie for finding this one]

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[(rubber stamp: ***MIKE***)]

Try as he might, Michael Moore just couldn't break his habit of using presidents named George to draw attention to himself.

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[Good Charlotte]

Better: Charlotte AND her sister

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[(Rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]

And made candy!

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[The magic dollar: each time someone spends it, please write name on back margin]
[(no names on back margin)]

Looks like Kucinich is still having trouble raising funds.

Maybe it's because he's still a crap weasel.

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[If you get this dollar, please return to www.dollar dot.com or C.Y. Butts]

You can send a dollar bill over the internet, now?

Wow! What will Google think of next?

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[(rubber stamp: I Grew Hemp)]

Eh. It's cheaper than gasoline...

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[Fnord (printed backwards)]

If you're not part of the conspiracy, please ignore this message.

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[D F BOBANA NEZA ANA]

It's the Name Game!

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[Rob L. TNV]

Just a reminder to myself that Rob Lowe is going to be on Fox's new show "Tuesday Night Vasectomy".

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[(red & purple splotches)]

Your currency's latest security feature: grape & strawberry flavor-patches.

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[(rubber stamp - Skydive!)]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Matty O'Blackfive Dollars". Coming soon: "Bust their chops!" and "So I looked at the French General and said..."

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[Ashley Blossom]

Years of investigation have finally turned up the names of the two interns that Bill Clinton didn't have sexual relations with.

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[Manuel y Candy 4ever 4ever 4ever 4ever]

Which would be quite romantic if "Manuel" weren't the name of Candy's partner in her Tijuana donkey show.

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[(dollar bill + boredom + pink hi-liter)]

Don't ask, don't tell, don't keep obvious hints in your wallet, either.

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