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[From Miller]

Ironically, the dollar tastes better than their beer.

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[NOT FOR POKER]

"...what gambling problem?... I don't have a gambling problem..."

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[Fox]

First a TV network, then cable news, now the internet... I wonder what Fox will be branding next...

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Posted by: Susie at July 28, 2005 10:26 AM (PWYyH)

2 they were clearly writing this old momma a note!!

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[If you see this dollar bill then you might want to put it down because I used it to wipe my ***! :-) Have a good day.]

The Bartender at Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon is always bitching about how no one leaves him tips.

So I left him one.

Mheh.

[Hat tip to Madfish Willie for finding this one for me]

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[(LUCKY 7)]

I think Wisconsin's gettin' just a LITTLE pushy with those State Lottery ads...

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[I am a loser]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Whoopi Goldberg dollars". Coming soon: "I said 'Bush' and pointed to my crotch! That's FUNNY!" and "Where the f*** are my eyebrows?".

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Posted by: Susie at July 21, 2005 01:20 PM (PWYyH)

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[First time free drugs 1-800-WEED-420 I eat mushrooms I smoke crack Don't smoke crack.]

...this is your President on drugs.

Any questions?

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Posted by: Susie at July 20, 2005 09:56 AM (PWYyH)

2 This is exactly why I would never want to be President. My face could end up on a bill & be scribbled on by people like you

Posted by: NYgirl at July 20, 2005 01:00 PM (JEAUq)

3 Hey, I don't scribble, I just find 'em & pass 'em along :-)

Posted by: Harvey at July 20, 2005 03:23 PM (ubhj8)

4 My humble apologies good Sir

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[($1 bill missing most of the outside edge)]

After taxes.

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[Kill your God Kill your TV Kill your God Kill your TV]

David Berkowitz had his dog, I have my graffiti currency.

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1 Um, does this mean I have to go buy a dog?

Posted by: Susie at July 14, 2005 09:38 AM (PWYyH)

2 No Susie, just go by a few parking lots of big stores and get one of those free puppies. Better get there before Reynolds does, though.

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[He's the one who likes all the pretty songs and he likes to sing along and he likes to shoot his gun but he knows not what it means oooooooo]

As a follow up to the popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Suicidal Singer Lyrics Dollars". Coming soon: "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky" and "Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?"

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Posted by: Susie at July 13, 2005 09:25 AM (PWYyH)

2 Damn, I can't believe I had to look that one up. I'm so ashamed I didn't know that.

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[HALL OF SATAN (Pentagram)]

Proposed design for the Glenn Reynolds Memorial building in Washington D.C.

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[(Front) Question: How do you distract a dummy? Turn over]

[(Back) Question: How do you distract a dummy? Turn over]

DAMMIT! I've been flipping this thing for HOURS!

WHAT'S THE ANSWER???

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1 I've always heard the answer was 42. Mickster

Posted by: Mickster at July 11, 2005 09:56 AM (LKKID)

2 LOL!!! Sounds like a redacted blond joke to me...

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[COME BACK 2 ME 2/2/03]

The Democratic Party's efforts to buy votes might've been more effective if the offer hadn't had an expiration date.

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[WWW.TIPPLER.NET]

Just based on the name, I'm guessing that's Straight White Eric's secret blog.

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Posted by: Susie at July 08, 2005 06:25 AM (PWYyH)

2 ... tippler.. oh yeah... hey, it's five o'clock somewhere...

Posted by: Eric at July 08, 2005 01:02 PM (YlwMq)

3 and it's 4:20 all the time at my house....

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[GUNOWNERS$]

Frank J. donated a little somethin' to Handgun Control, Inc., just to watch their heads explode.

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[ABOSCO3@comcast.net]

Send your best barnyard porn spam to...

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[(meaningless scribble)]

The Treasury's latest currency re-design includes the new "toddler's doodle" security feature.

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[(anarchy symbol in Federal Reserve Seal) Tim got this by sucking dick (swastika on Lincoln's forehead) Lasarous]

In one of the many alternate universes of Star Trek, the 16th President of the US was Tim Lincoln, an out-of-the-closet homosexual from the Amish Nazi Anarchist party.

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[Jack Johnson "Brush Fire Fairy Tales" song "Flake"]

As a follow up to the popular "State Quarters" program, the Treasury released the first in the new series of "Songs from 'Michael Moore: The Musical!' Dollars". Coming soon: "Sympathy for the Devil" and "I'm a Loser"

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[I love Corey H of Cleveland Ohio. I love Corey H of Cleveland Ohio. I love Corey H of Cleveland Ohio. I love Corey H of Cleveland Ohio.]

Bunny-boiler: early warning signs.

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