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[Save a tree. Kill yourself]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Fun Things To Say To Piss Off Hippies Dollars". Coming soon: "You're a Feminist? That's so CUTE!", and "Al Gore? Wasn't he that 70's R&B singer?".

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[(Red stain in flame-like pattern)]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released "Painted Flames" as the first in its new series of "Redneck Truck Accessories Dollars". Coming soon: "Rebel Flag", and "Duct-Taped Bumper".

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[(big red spot on Washington's face)]
As punishment for chopping down the cherry tree, George's father buried him in cherries up to his eyeballs. His skin was stained red for weeks. However, he learned his lesson and never picked up a hatchet again. Except when he was hacking up British soldiers.

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[(hat, eye liner, postage stamp moustache)]

Rocky Hitler Dollar Show

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[(lipstick lip imprint)]

Rocky Horror Dollar Show.

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[200]

Surprisingly, most cashiers can't tell the difference between this and a genuine $200 bill.

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THE QUESTION:

[You're really hott, What's your #?]

THE ANSWER:

[Not now]

[Not ever]

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[UR #1]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Things Cubs Fans Won't Hear This Century Dollars". Coming soon "Record-breaking Win Streak" and "Domed Stadium".

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[Josh]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Books of the Bible Nickname Dollars". Coming soon: "Zeke" and "Singin' Sol".

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[(Hamilton with red hair and beard)]

Carrot Top's great-grandfather, Tomato Top, was also a bad prop comic.

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[(Serial number 69696986)]

Well, it's sorta like 69, except it requires a third person. Preferably a contortionist.

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[(COPA hair tax (on $1 bill from the Bahamas, featuring a band of trumpeters))]

As with nearly every event in the Bahamas, even tax collection is a festive occasion marked by music and colorful costumes.

[Hat tip: Bloggreatgranddaughter Sticks of From Chaos to Serendipity]

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[(rubber stamp: MUTE)]

Don't you wish EVERY politician had a button like this?

[Hat tip: Susie of Practical Penumbra]

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Ezekiel Reeves stars in "The Matrix: Re-Amished".

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1 I, of course was going to leave a smart asses comment, but then I just found this incredible Amish FAQ website that I've completely lost my train of thought! So, thanks Harvey! Oh, and HAHAHA. ;-)

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2 Ha! That must be the Wisconsin Matrix.

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[RUSH LIMBAUGH iS A BiG FAT iDiOT]

Yet he still manages to beat Al Franken in both book sales and radio show ratings. I guess it's better to be an idiot than a talentless, lefty hack.

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[(Rubber stamp: PAID)]

Some of the "fiscal transparency" provisions of McCain-Feingold apply retroactively.

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Huh... somehow the Great Red Spot isn't as interesting as they made it sound on the Discovery Channel.

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[(clockwise from bottom: "CHA-CHING" "I will tax you to death" "BUSH TAKING OVER FOR BIN LADEN" "Your life is worthless to me!" ("BUSH" and Satan horns on Lincoln's forehead) "Could you go kill for me? Oh and get me those oil fields while you're at it.")]

Proposed currency re-design from Michael Moore.

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[(Rubber stamp: GUN OWNERS$)]

As a follow-up to its popular State Quarters program, the Treasury released the first in its new series of "Things Barack Obama Won't Get Dollars". Coming soon: "An Endorsement From the Cato Institute" and "Elected President".

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[(really beat up bill)]

Sequel to "The Picture of Dorian Gray" - The Dollar Bill of Lindsay Lohan.

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