May 31, 2006
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[0160 Pepsi]
In an effort to cut the budget deficit, the US government is now accepting corporate sponsorship for nuclear missile launch codes.
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May 30, 2006
[(a lot of drawing on Hamilton's face)]
Would someone PLEASE tell Michael Jackson that the plastic surgery isn't helping anymore?
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May 29, 2006
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[(Rubber stamp: US-RARECOINS.COM)]
November 2, 2009: One year after Hillary lost the Presidential race in the first unanimous electoral college vote since George Washington was elected (due in part to her now-infamous "Of COURSE I'm a lesbian" speech), and 6 months after the bitter divorce proceedings ended, Bill Clinton, once the most powerful man in the world, was reduced to rubber-stamping currency for piece-rate wages.
Oddly, no one felt his pain.
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May 28, 2006
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[2 Reg 1 Diet]
Evil Glenn brand Puppy Shakes - on sale at Wal-Mart: 3 for $1
Now available in new low-calorie formula, too. Mix and match, limit 3 per customer.
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May 27, 2006
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[Laundry]
Obviously, the woman who wrote this is still single, because when you ask a woman to name a room in her house where she performs an unpleasant chore and which contains a large, noisy, smelly vibrating machine, the married ones usually answer "bedroom".
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May 26, 2006
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[March 16 '72 49 million WSB G Taylor]
The other $48,999,999 is buried under the Big W.
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May 25, 2006
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[Sept 21 2002 Happy B-day From Jorvell Do not spend it]
"Well," thought Bill Clinton, "depending on what the meaning of the word 'spending' is, I don't think stuffing this into a stripper's g-string would violate the rule."
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May 24, 2006
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[(random scribblings)]
I have no idea what this is, but I'm sure that somewhere a Muslim extremist is offended by it.
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May 23, 2006
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[(Rubber stamp: some foreign words, and something about the Bat Nha Temple)]
The monks of the Bat Nha Temple recently announced that enlightenment can now be purchased using Super Happy Lucky Fun Buddha Dollars.
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May 22, 2006
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[CUBS]
Actually, it's an acronym for Chicago's Underachieving Baseball Schmucks.
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May 21, 2006
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[NEVER WORK AGAIN PREPACKAGEDFUSION.COM]
Now, when you say "never work again", do you mean as in "won the lottery", or as in "Michael Jackson unsupervised around children"?
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May 19, 2006
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[*People Kill People* *NOT Guns*]
Except for Ted Kennedy, who kills both.
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May 18, 2006
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[(dollar with orange and yellow spots)]
A person's answers to the Rorschach test can often be helpful in detecting mental disorders such as unhealthy obsessions. For example, my answer to this one was "boobies."
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May 17, 2006
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[(penny with a heart-shaped hole)]
A diamond is forever. THIS is just long enough to say, "I think we should see other people."
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May 15, 2006
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[You will be blessed with lots of money if you write this on ten other bills]
Beset by financial woes, Air America desperately attempts to raise working capital.
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May 14, 2006
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[48]
Some 40 years later, Bob Dylan learned that he'd been mistaken, and the answer was actually written on a dollar bill.
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May 12, 2006
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[Elizabeth, Rueann, Patrick, Julia, Cody, Andrea, Raymond, Leah Powers]
When the Powers crime family makes you an offer you can't refuse, you wake up next to a president's head.
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May 10, 2006
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[(Rubber stamp: I GREW HEMP)]
Introducing the North Dakota commemorative $20 bill.
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May 09, 2006
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[[John 3:16 Beleave!]
Harv 3:16 - Spell Check!
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May 08, 2006
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[(uh... it's a visual... just click to enlarge))
Somewhere a portrait of Michael Jackson is growing younger and better looking with each passing year.
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