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In a little while, you'll put this love note aside, perhaps even forgetting that you ever read it. In that same little while, the love for you that caused me to write this will be just as strong and true as it ever was, perhaps even more so.

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Other than everything you say, everything you do, and everything you are, there's not much about you that I find attractive.

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I'm not "madly in love with you", I'm just "eccentrically affectionate".

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I spent this weekend being sick, so I was either sleeping or waking up with a Nyquil-over the whole time.

So I blame the Nyquil for following Lynn of Violins & Starships's link to B Movies.com, where you can watch streaming video of second... make that third... rate movies.

I actually squeezed in "A Boy and His Dog", mostly because I've read the Harlan Ellison story upon which it was based. They did a better job than I expected, but worse than I'd hoped. It runs 90 minutes, mostly because it spends 30 too many of them letting you gaze in boredom at the low-budget post-apocalyptic scenery, which doesn't need NEARLY that long to made its point.

Still, Harlan's dialogue does what it can to make up for it. Acerbic sci-fi is this man's untouchable forte, after all.

Anyway, go ahead & rummage around the site. Might find something to watch over a bowl of burnt popcorn.

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1 Hope you feel better, Harvey! I always put myself in a Nyquil induced stupor until it's over... I just popped over to B Movies to see that Santa Claus conquers the Martians is the 'feature'! Now that's a BAD movie...

Posted by: pam at December 11, 2007 06:39 AM (l6NIn)

2 No. I refuse to. I will not waste that time, I need that time! And if I get sick from you after visiting here... well, then I'll go there because I'll have nothing else to do.

Posted by: Ogre at December 11, 2007 11:48 AM (oifEm)

3 sorry you've been feeling puny. get well soon.

Posted by: at December 11, 2007 12:17 PM (92r08)

4 dang - I hope you are feeling better!!

Posted by: Richmond at December 11, 2007 06:28 PM (J0cwf)

5 omg - I love the movie "A Boy and His Dog". I concur that parts of it move at a snails pace - but it is well worth the watch, at least one time. I think the ending is fantastic! Harvey - if I do not get another chance, let me wish you and yours a Merry and Blessed Christmas and Happy, Healthy New Year.

Posted by: dave drake at December 12, 2007 05:25 PM (S83Pv)

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How dare you love me so! I'll just have to get even with you by loving you back twice as much!

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From the first time I kissed you, I knew I'd have to do it again and again for the rest of my life.

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Every day is a weekend when I'm with you.

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No one uses the word "greetings" in an e-mail unless they're trying to scam you.

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Even though I saw you this morning, when I see you again after work, I feel as joyous as if I'd not seen you in 20 years.

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If I could live anywhere in the world, it would be wherever you are.

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I don't know much about fashion, but I *do* know that having you by my side is the perfect accessory for whatever I'm wearing.

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So, what was it like hanging out with Tammi, Cuz, and TNT last Sunday?

I swear, it was a lot like this.

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1 Hmmm.... Can I picture those words coming out of Tammi's mouth...

Posted by: Ogre at December 04, 2007 06:33 AM (oifEm)

2 DAMN I thought hiding all the quote pens would keep something like THIS from happening........ :-) We LOVED havin' y'all over. And come to mention it, that was the first time I've ever seen you blush.....

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3 Heh - I can understand that...

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In my heart, I've built the castle where you reign forever as queen.

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They were lame, and they sucked.

Bad colors. Too much hair. And sailors only wore ugly-ass bell-bottoms because they were part of the uniform. What was everyone else's excuse?

The 70's sucked all across America.

But I think Sweden may have had it slightly worse, judging by these album covers.

Come to think of it, this may explain ABBA.

[Hat tip: Lynn of Violins & Starships]

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Something wonderful happened to me today - you.

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Are you ready for the best years of your life? Then take my hand and come along with me.

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Blogson Andrew of Custos Honor drew up a family tree, which I've been keeping updated:

(click to enlarge - it's a biggun')

It gets a little complex, so I'll try to explain:

On my own, I begat:

The Bartender of Madfish Willie's Cyber Saloon
Mike the Marine of From the Halls to the Shores
Teresa of Technicalities
_Jon of We Swear
Sally of Whimsy Capricious
Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist
Pam of Camp HappyBadFun!
Firstbrokenangel of AAFFLLAACCKK
Peter of Shakey Pete's Shootin' Shack
Andrew (Aris_Ravenscroft) of Custos Honor
GA Mongrel of GA Mongrel
Sarah of That's Not Very Nice!
Blogless Brother of Blogless Brother
Wandering Gunslinger of Gunpowder Grotto

With help from Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks (don't ask), I begat:

That 1 Guy of Drunken Wisdom
Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice

With help from Graumagus of Frizzen Sparks AND Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice (don't ask), I begat:

Contagion of Miasmatic Review

With help from Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice (don't ask), I begat:

Blue Tige of Blue Tige

With help from The Humble Devildog of Random Firings of Neurons AND Beth of Yeah, Right, Whatever (don't ask), I begat:

Deathknyte of Bad Catholicism

With help from bloggranddaughter Mrs. Who of House of Zathras (don't ask), I begat:

Bitterroot of Friction and Harmony

I adopted:

GEBIV of There's One, Only!
Jeff of Ponytailed Conservative (Deceased 7-9-06)
Tammi of Tammi's World
Roger & Chuck of Class Mishaps
Michele of Letters From New York City
Jeff of Oh-Dark-Thirty
Oddybobo of Bobo Blogger

With help from Tammi of Tammi's World (don't ask), I begat:

Machelle of Quality Weenie

On her own, Tammi of Tammi's World begat:

Lee Ann of Lee Ann's View
Army Wife of ArmyWifeToddlerMom
TalulaZephyr of Love and Koolaid Stains
Ktreva of The Reality Ranch
Carmen of I'll Do What I Want... Gosh!
Chief of Musings of the Smartest Guy in the World

On her own, Lee Ann of Lee Ann's View begat:

"Susan" of Get A Life!

On her own, Army Wife of ArmyWifeToddlerMom begat:

KD of The Life of the Wife

On her own, Boudicca of Boudicca's Voice begat:

VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks
Sissy of And What Next...
Rave of Quid Nunc
Mrs. Who of House of Zathras
Titan of Titan's Lair

VW Bug of One Happy Dog Speaks adopted:

Maranda of Maranda Under Stress
Matthew of Maybe Baby

On her own, Rave of Quid Nunc begat:

Hippie of Bohemian Rhapsody

On her own, Teresa of Technicalities begat:

IrishPixie of Pixie Dust Productions, Inc.
MathCogIdiocy of MathCog Idiocy

On her own, IrishPixie begat:

GiGi of GiGi's View of the World

On her own, MathCogIdiocy begat:

TOSP of The Other Sister Person
Zephyr of Zephyr's Place

On her own, VW Bug begat:

Sticks of From Chaos to Serendipity
Tink of Tink's Tribulations

On her own, Sissy begat:

Spurs of Pull My Finger

On his own, Johnny-Oh of Closet Extremist begat:

Sarah the Penguin of Because We Have Thumbs
Neonangel of Lyrical Coma
Tuck of Thought Drizzle

On her own, Sarah the Penguin begat:

Tom of Son Of A DJ

On her own, (or possibly with help) Oddybobo begat:

MC Tutor of An Unfortunate Intrusion of Reality

On his own, Contagion begat:

Virtue of Rantings of an Indentured Servant
Bruce Wayne of Back To The Batcave

On his own, _Jon of We Swear begat:

Denise of "A Peek Inside My Mind" (now shut down, but she currently does guest posts here)

James of Ramblings of an Ordinary is - in real life - married to Denise of A Peek Inside My Mind

Alex of Alex in Wonderland is - in real life - married to Sally of Whimsy Capricious.

Also married in real life:
Contagion & Ktreva
Mrs. Who & Bitterroot
Graumagus & Maranda

TNT of Smiling Dynamite was begat as the result of a virtual gang-bang at the Bad Example Family (& Friends) Reunion (Orlando, Feb 8-14th, 2005) and is - in real life - married to me (Harvey of Bad Example)

That should more or less explain everything. I'll update this post as circumstances warrant.

Oh, and there's also a rumor that Sally gave birth to an inanimate carbon rod, but you can't believe everything you read on the internet.

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Every moment without you makes the wine of life as flavorless as water.

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