August 03, 2005

THIS IS WHY I DON'T LET BELOVED WIFE GO OUT ALONE

She entered with a knowing smile teasing her lips, sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner.

A handsome stranger turned, locked his steely gray eyes on hers and moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance. He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her from her constraining attire.

With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided his hands through this tender, usually hidden territory, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy her desire.

Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long. And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment, she thought, "It's too big! It will never fit!" But with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she met his steady gaze and smiled. And he knew it wouldn't be long before she came back.

Oh, yes, this woman would want more.

She would want to do it again and again and again.

Buying shoes does that to you!

[Hat tip to Pam of Pamibe for the Million Times Forwarded E-mail]

(By the way, be sure to buy Pam some shoes for her forty-*mumble* birthday tomorrow - Thursday, 8-4-05)

Posted by: Harvey at 02:43 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 You're letting your fantasies get in the way, dirty old man. :-) Just cause you think that way doesn't mean she does or ever would. Never inprison anyone - trust them and they will return. Cindy

Posted by: firstbrokenangel at August 03, 2005 04:15 PM (V2q8y)

2 I used to feel that way when I got my hair cut. Hair today, gone tomorrow.

Posted by: tbflowers at August 03, 2005 05:05 PM (vvUTj)

3 Cili today, hot tamale!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at August 03, 2005 07:50 PM (ikJsr)

4 CHILI today... crap!

Posted by: Madfish Willie at August 03, 2005 08:09 PM (ikJsr)

5 Wowza. I gotta buy some shoes. Soon! heh

Posted by: Uber at August 03, 2005 09:36 PM (oXbKj)

6 Linda Lou doesn't care nothin' about no shoes, thank you Lord. Purses, though, she's gonna force me to end my life on the Poor Farm with those.

Posted by: Peter at August 04, 2005 12:43 AM (Laplv)

7 Thanks, sweetie!

Posted by: pam at August 04, 2005 09:49 AM (l6NIn)

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