One of those Million Times Forwarded E-mails via Beloved Wife:

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied ..... "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver, Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, All night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled ..... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

Posted by: Harvey at 10:33 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 That was a good one Harv. Oh to live back in the good ol' days.

Posted by: RedNeck at November 24, 2004 07:23 AM (Z5aIH)

2 Good one, Harv.

Posted by: physics geek at November 24, 2004 10:12 AM (Xvrs7)

3 I notice it took a man to screw it up. snicker snicker. Just joking. LOL. Thanks for the humor.

Posted by: vw bug at November 24, 2004 11:40 AM (aIwzh)

4 Yeah but they didn't have the Internet. ;-)

Posted by: Lynn S at November 24, 2004 12:02 PM (tQVwH)

5 I know it's supposed to be a jolke, but it's true. G D white idiots.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at November 25, 2004 01:35 AM (BUkfD)

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