(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment cross-posted from IMAO)

According to this story, a slain soldier's widow successfully sued a guy who was giving money to Al Qaeda, which means that - thanks to one of the few lawyers not shot by Dick Cheney - the War on Terror is $102 million dollars closer to being over.

It occurs to me there's another underutilized American resource that could be put to work fighting Islamofascism - Pakistani cab drivers!

Picture this:

PCD: I cannot please to be speaking your English! I get you hotel? Airport? Cocaine? Hookers? Durka! Durka!

TERRORIST: Jihad! Jihad!

PCD: Look Mohammed, I only talk that way to screw with the Yuppies. I don't actually speak your wacky Arab monkey-jabber durka-durka crap! Either take the broads & coke or get the hell out of my cab!

TERRORIST: Fine! I'll get someone else to take me! [gets out, slams door]

PCD: The only place you're going is between the treads of my Goodyear All-Season radials, you terrorist bastard! [sound of squealing tires]

TERRORIST: AIEEEEEE! *squish!*

PCD: USA! USA! USA!

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1 Only the women u-ulate.... (I live in Detroit, I *know* these things...) For example, "Kus" means "fuck". "Omak" is "mom". "Kus Omak" translates to "Fuck Your Mom". It goes over well in a crowded high school hallway. Hopefully it isn't crowded in the direction you will be running for your life.

Posted by: _Jon at March 03, 2006 01:01 PM (g9Y9+)

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