June 11, 2006
Dear Harvey:Greetings.
In the interest of exploring employment with your Web blog as a freelance copyeditor/proofreader, I am enclosing my corrections to four passages within your Web blog for your consideration.
As you can tell from my résumé within my Web site, I have 20 years’ experience as a proofreader and 5 years’ experience as a freelance copyeditor. I have a firm grasp of the American Medical Association, Associated Press, Bluebook, Chicago, Government Printing Office and Word Into Type style manuals and I know how to follow in-house style manuals.
I am diligent, incessant and implacable in my attention to detail. I am relentless in my fact-checking methodology, be it using reference materials or be it online using LEXIS/NEXIS, WESTLAW or the Internet, to ensure accuracy. I am undaunted by deadlines or last-minute addenda.
As a copyeditor/proofreader, it is my job to strengthen the fabric of society, held together by a common language, by not having mistakes or inaccuracies distract the readers' attention from the message that is being presented.
In closing, please accept my very best wishes for your Web blog's continued success and I hope to hear from you soon.
Sincerely,
Ivan Santana--
"Bringing grammatical order to the Internet."(TM)
Attached were four Word documents, each bearing the name of one of four recent blog post titles.
The itch of curiosity was MADDENING - what passages could I have possibly screwed up in my Simpsons Trivia post?
However, I know that Word docs are notorious virus vectors, so this e-mail just got marked as spam & tossed.
Two suspicious items in this e-mail: "As you can tell from my résumé within my Web site" - and he doesn't include a link or a URL in the body of the e-mail.
Also "Web blog"? Even fanatical purists who refuse to use the word "blog" know that the formal term is "web log".
Anyway, I'm just concerned that this loser might target the Family (& friends), so I thought I'd mention it.
... positively MADDENING, I tell you!
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