February 23, 2005

MEET THE FAMILY: THE ANNOYING POTTED PLANT

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Even if you weren't there to witness it, you've probably heard that, at one point during dinner, Frank J. repeatedly told an artificial potted plant to shut up.

Now, looking at the above picture, you're probably asking yourself, "What the hell brought THAT on?".

Which is an understandable reaction, given this image.

However, when we take a look at yonder potted plant from as seen from FRANK'S perspective:

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It should be fairly obvious now. Just LOOK at that thing. The mocking manner in which it holds its leaves; the cruel, haughty twists of its branches... I tell ya, it just irks the CRAP out of me to even gaze upon it, and...

What?

WHAT?

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUUP!

Stupid plant.

Posted by: Harvey at 11:47 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 FIRST! What did you say??

Posted by: TNT at February 24, 2005 12:36 AM (ubhj8)

2 Well, Tammi has to have SOMETHING to talk to at home when all you people leave. Apparently she's trained it to talk too well.

Posted by: Ogre at February 24, 2005 07:57 AM (/k+l4)

3 Ummm... Harvey.... put down the alcohol and back away from the tree... it'll be fine, we'll take care of you... there's a nice man with a hug-me jacket just to make you feel all safe and secure.

Posted by: Teresa at February 24, 2005 01:13 PM (nAfYo)

4 YAY! HUGS! [looks at jacket] What? SHUT UUUUUP!!!

Posted by: Harvey at February 24, 2005 01:39 PM (tJfh1)

5 Actually from the second angle it looks suspiciously like a well grown thatch above two labia minora. Or maybe I've just got a gutter mind. No, it really does.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 07:11 AM (MDLz3)

6 As long as it's not talking to you Jim... we'll all be happy with that. Now, does anyone want to give Jim a Rorschach test? I'm sure we'd get some... ahem... interesting answers.

Posted by: Teresa at February 25, 2005 03:35 PM (nAfYo)

7 Come on, Teresa, EVERY Rorschach blot is about sex. What's the point of even asking? Wait... did I just open a revealing window into my psyche? Nevermind.

Posted by: Harvey at February 25, 2005 07:08 PM (ubhj8)

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