December 08, 2004

KING OF THE BLOGS - NEARLY READY

Nick of Patriot Paradox has the rules for the King of the Blogs Tournament posted, so you can see for yourselves what sort of insanity I'll be letting myself in for.

Meanwhile, remember that, despite his good works, Nick is my sworn enemy in the Wizbang 2004 Weblog Awards under the category of "Best of the Top 100 - 250 Blogs". At least until December 12.

Please help me smite this cur by charging forth and voting for me.

SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!

Posted by: Harvey at 11:22 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 This calls for Shakespearean insults: Thou surly brazen-faced scut! Thou tottering hedge-born nut-hook! Thou surly malmsey-nosed malcontent! Thou art pigeon-liver'd and lack gall. Be put in a cauldron of lead and usurer's grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough. Now go away or I will mock you a second time!

Posted by: Nick Queen at December 08, 2004 11:30 PM (oCHzW)

2 I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters! (Hey, good to see you above that 4% margin. I'm holding down at 3%...but I'm not last!

Posted by: Ogre at December 09, 2004 07:15 AM (/k+l4)

3 Nick - HA! It's going to take more that bad Shakespeare for you to win this one. Try bribing your readers with boobie pictures. Works for me :-) Ogre - Last place is still an honor after its own fashion :-)

Posted by: Harvey at December 09, 2004 08:00 PM (ubhj8)

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