(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment cross-posted from IMAO)

The Patriot Act is coming up for renewal, and although it already contains many helpful tools for assisting law enforcement personnel - like the right to root around in your sock drawer without a warrant to see if you have a copy of "Bouncy Burkha Bondage Babes" magazine (as all terrorists do) - the law is lacking in civilian education programs.

Let's face it. Cops can't be everywhere (unless you're making an illegal U-turn), so it's important that EVERYONE knows how to spot a terrorist. Especially children, since they have keen eyes and big, tattling mouths. That's why I think the Patriot Act should include funding for printing up a fun and colorful - yet instructive - pamphlet to help people practice spotting Islamofascist deviltry.

In the extended entry, you'll find a sample page from "Where's Osama?"... (click to enlarge)

For bonus fun, see if you can spot the New York Times reporter who wants to investigate the root causes of the terrorist's legitimate grievances.

Posted by: Harvey at 05:52 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Umm, is the NYT reporter the guy in the flying saucer?

Posted by: Gunlord at December 16, 2005 08:01 PM (1vlkH)

2 Ok, so I didn't find the reporter...I found Osama, tho. Cool poster!

Posted by: Tammy at December 17, 2005 06:21 AM (tcZWY)

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